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I was just thinking during the pregame show on the ticket when they mentioned Perry that he's been a really good soldier and hadn't done anything dirty this year. 

Oops

This is going to get nasty

Fuck off perry. Cheap shotting douche bag. Cost your team big time. 

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NBC can’t be liking this. 

Stick that boofer Perry back on a plane to California

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Can’t score if you miss the net genius 

Trust nobody, not even yourself

YEE

HAW

WERE IN DALLAS TEXAS OUT HERE IN THE COUNTRY

YIPPIE! YEEEEHAWWW!

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But these uniforms are dope as fuck. Green helmets. Cowhide lookin' gloves. Pretty nice cream pants. They should keep this look as an alternate.

So they gonna get a penelty for that check? Comeau is concussed.

Looked like a clean hit to me Comeau just wasn’t able to brace when he hit the ice. 

 

We’re down to 10 forwards and down 2 goals. Not great. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Looked like a clean hit to me Comeau just wasn’t able to brace when he hit the ice. 

We’re down to 10 forwards and down 2 goals. Not great. 

Agreed, just wondering if every time somebody goes down they gonna look at replay in slo mo.

Not sure if it’s because of Perry’s hit, but Nashville is really hitting hard. Including one to polak right before the perry hit. 

Really getting some badass chances. 

CMON BENN AND SEGUIN EARN YOUR MONEY

also, put one in Hintz!

okay just need somebody to cheap shot Benn but not injure him so that way he can go beast mode again like on Sunday

Elbow to the nose of Benn

Now it's a good non call though lulz

Jesus can we get a single fucking call got damn

The Russian is right at home outdoors

How is Smith in front of the net ALL DAY wtf

Fuck Corey Perry. Jackass killed the energy in this game.

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1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

The NHL's marketing for this is basically "Hey look!  These hicks like hockey!"  I'm surprised there aren't farm animals out on the field.  

There are. It's pretty insulting

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

There are. It's pretty insulting

It’s not like there aren’t pig races at the state fair. 
But yeah, everything shouldn’t be yeehaw. Get the toadies or old 97s out there or something dallas related. 

The NHL's marketing for this is basically "Hey look!  These hicks like hockey!"  I'm surprised there aren't farm animals out on the field.  

You missed the pig races?

Yeah I'm kinda surprised they didn't make the Stars players wear overalls.

Of course we were going to schtick it up. It's at Fair Park. At our garish best. Big Tex and fried everything. That's exactly what visitors from the Great White North expect. A guy on horse doing trick roping, pig races, everywhere you look it's Country Saturday. There's probably cowshit bingo somewhere. Bits ahoy!

Y'all want them to move here or something? I don't give a shit if they play up the myth of Texas. No one else has this bit. No where else is there a giant cowboy greeting the arriving guests. We gotdam invented the corny dog. And you thought we were going to present our cosmopolitan side?

Y'all would suck at PR.

Give the people what they want. Bits.

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just not meant to score today 

WEEEEEEE

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