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I knew the rule, but don't think I've actually witnessed it before either.  When it happened I exclaimed, "That's a goal! Award that shit now!" and then the ref raised his arm before I could finish the second sentence

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I knew the rule, but don't think I've actually witnessed it before either.  When it happened I exclaimed, "That's a goal! Award that shit now!" and then the ref raised his arm before I could finish the second sentence

Stars got a goal this way a couple years ago. It may have been Benn on that goal, as well.


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69pts. Fine as wine

And fuck the Avs. 

Just wanted to make those observations. 

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It's a little off the have the american flag on there, but also apropos to modern times. either way, funny:

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Guri sent that bottle cap into orbit.

Yes, a minor penalty assessed on a player with a scoring opportunity on an empty net is an automatic goal.

Any word out of StL?

Hockey is family. I can't stand him on the other side because he's damn good. It sounds like it wasn't as bad as Peverley, but damn..

 

 

10 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Any word out of StL?

Hockey is family. I can't stand him on the other side because he's damn good. It sounds like it wasn't as bad as Peverley, but damn..

 

 

I am watching hockey on nbcsn now and the crawler said they had to use the difibrulator on him, but they are still looking for the cause of the “cardiac event”

I expect so. I remember when Rich came to he was looking at everybody and wondering when he was getting another shift. They will have him on IR for a while. If he gets back it will be a miracle. Your ticker doesn't just up and act stupid unless some shit is going down. 

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I hate to be 'that' guy but coke is a major problem in the NHL and he did just win the cup... any chance it could be something like that? Would he come clean if it was?

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14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Eat a dick, you slack-jawed moron:

 

 

Do something about it...

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Jason Robertson called up from cedar Park. Is in the lineup tonight with pavs out.

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28 minutes ago, vtaenz said:

Jason Robertson called up from cedar Park. Is in the lineup tonight with pavs out.

as well as Rads on IR. He's not on the trip. Word is Pavs could be a player next game.

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also, this should be a thing:

kinda funny/cool that one player is making his debut while Cogs is playing in his 1000th game.

So @Brisketexan and I are headed to MTL for the game on Saturday (he's already up there).  The high temp over the weekend is 13*.  That sounds cold.

O/U on # of times he mentions his daughter likes Crystal hot sauce? I’m gonna set it at 8.5. 

Playing early today ladies, on now. 

3 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

So @Brisketexan and I are headed to MTL for the game on Saturday (he's already up there).  The high temp over the weekend is 13*.  That sounds cold.

It's pretty epic.  If you're in town, you'll probably be able to walk to and from the games in the tunnels, so it won't matter that it's 13.

I follow the comments on twitter during games.  I remember Toronto fans being the worst the last time we played them recently.  They're such douches.

Let's sweep Canada on this road trip, damnit.

What @ do you follow? 

5 minutes ago, ss13 said:

What @ do you follow? 

Twitter shows the game at the top of my feed.  When you click on it, you see tweets from everybody tweeting about that particular game.  It's like a game thread. 

A couple of the comments:

"Relegate Dallas to the AHL."

"The neutral zone trap is wildly entertaining, I want to see more...said no one ever. Imagine being a Dallas fan, watching that crap every game."

"Leafs struggling against another mediocre team."

"Are all Dallas Stars games this boring? No wonder they have 0 fans."

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If this ever team puts a complete 60 minutes together, watch out 

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Segs finally scored! 

Don’t fuck this up, ladies... 

That was blisteringly soft. 

We’re the big winners! 

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I'll take it. Held the leafs to almost half their yearly goals. On the road. Good start to the trip

2 hours ago, Longhorn Al said:

Colorado already up 2-0 on Washington in the 1st. 

Caps win in reg

and blues lose in OT

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4 hours ago, Longhorn Al said:

A couple of the comments:

"Relegate Dallas to the AHL."

"The neutral zone trap is wildly entertaining, I want to see more...said no one ever. Imagine being a Dallas fan, watching that crap every game."

"Leafs struggling against another mediocre team."

"Are all Dallas Stars games this boring? No wonder they have 0 fans."

i would have responded with something like:  "You clowns haven't won a Stanley Cup since the NHL expanded from 6 fucking teams? Hell, even we've done that down here in Texas.  Yeehaw!"

good win.  and yeah, Tyler could start scoring in bunches.

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36 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Caps win in reg

and blues lose in OT

I gave up on Vegas when they went down 5-4 with ~7 minutes left.

10 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

i would have responded with something like:  "You clowns haven't won a Stanley Cup since the NHL expanded from 6 fucking teams? Hell, even we've done that down here in Texas.  Yeehaw!"

good win.  and yeah, Tyler could start scoring in bunches.

The Leafs have been my Eastern Conference team since the late 1990's. Best uniform in sports IMO but TOR fans can be the biggest fucking cunts. Razor said it best on the Musers this morning when he pointed out the Leafs are universally-reviled by all of Canada outside of Ontario.

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another b2b this weekend. looked and was surprised to see we play two more this season. Sheesh. Apparently we play the second most games (14) in the final four weeks to close out the season. Only CAR, NYI, VAN (15 each) have more.

Goddamn it's going to be hard for the players to breathe with two incredibly self important attorneys sucking all the oxygen out of the arena tomorrow night.

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1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

Goddamn it's going to be hard for the players to breathe with two incredibly self important attorneys sucking all the oxygen out of the arena tomorrow night.

wat?

On 2/13/2020 at 3:03 PM, Ghost of LL said:

So @Brisketexan and I are headed to MTL for the game on Saturday (he's already up there).  The high temp over the weekend is 13*.  That sounds cold.

 

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