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4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Post-game Beersssss.

I really think she is our Kate Beckinsale. There is a cosmic reason why she was selected to sing tonight with her tits bulging out.776c6fb771eccc35387b3731310505fb.jpg7c66a62b4543712299f6747dcbc76143.jpgd81ea29d50bdba2b43f7a6690566a81c.jpg

Who is she?

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Walked in right as the game ended. 

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Sounds like we just crushed them. This team is something else. We've pretty much gotten better every single series, minus G 5 and 6 against Colorado.

3 more baby. 

Kevin Weekes and Ken Daneyko — especially Weekes — pronouncing Khudobin’s name with a hard K is annoying. The lead guy pronouncing it properly and the other two botching it repeatedly.

Who is she?
Our Cup muse. Sang the anthem tonight.
Just now, Beau Vine said:
15 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:
Who is she?

Our Cup muse. Sang the anthem tonight.

I got that much.

I got that much.
She's a hawt chick with big tits that she is proud to share with us. What sort of description are you wanting? Her lineage? Alma mater?
1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:
4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:
I got that much.

She's a hawt chick with big tits that she is proud to share with us. What sort of description are you wanting? Her lineage? Alma mater?

Phone number.

A lot of talk on the TB side about a missed icing call before Oleksiak’s goal.

Just now, C-Man said:

A lot of talk on the TB side about a missed icing call before Oleksiak’s goal.

Maybe they should talk about how their one and only goal was a lucky as fuck pinball shot

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
10 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:
Phone number.

512-471-4787

🖕🖕🖕🖕

Maybe they should talk about how their one and only goal was a lucky as fuck pinball shot


It’s the media asking questions mostly but Cooper’s response made it sound like he thought the same thing. Not picking on Cooper as he was deferential to the Stars for the most part.

Somebody tell Kevin Weekes how to pronounce Khudobin’s fucking name.

Somebody tell Kevin Weekes how to pronounce Khudobin’s fucking name.
Someone also tell my wife, because I'm tired of telling her.

I rewatched the Oleksiak goal and there was no icing. TB fans can suck it. 

A lot of talk on the TB side about a missed icing call before Oleksiak’s goal.
Ok cool, so we won 3-1 then?

dobby was in bullet time tonight. that stand during the onslaught from 12:00 to 7:00 in the 3rd was insane.  i haven't caught up with the thread yet, i just see on this page tampa fans were bitching about something?  bitch about this beyatches.  our guy stoned you 35 of 36.  you got a ricochet.  eat ice.

#BEEERRRRSSSSS.

I saw what they’re talking about. Miro rims the puck from a stride or so before he hit the mid-ice stripe. This happens dozens of times a game — maybe not quite that egregious — and never gets called. Ever.

The hit that created our first goal looked a bit like a penalty in real time but after watching it a few more times it was clean. Good on the refs to keep it going.

(Not saying TB is complaining about it or not - but I could see it)

Boy, has the NHL changed. 

That Maroon shot into the bench was bush league bull shit. Would have been a fun line brawl in the minors ten minutes into that next period. 

North Stars playing smart thus far. 

Great game. One of those games you feel good about in the first ten minutes. Can't wait to see what Monday brings.

Dobby’s contract is up after this season.  All I’m saying is they better fucking re-sign him. He’s one of the best goalies we’ve had in a long time.

Dobby’s contract is up after this season.  All I’m saying is they better fucking re-sign him. He’s one of the best goalies we’ve had in a long time.


How quickly people forget how good Bishop is when when healthy. It was because of him that we came within a whisker of beating the Blues in Game 7 of the second round. Bishop and Khudobin are the two best goalies this team has had since Turco, though. That’s pretty clear.
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what a game. Tampa showed us what they are capable of in the 3rd, but we matched their best and then some. Was pretty hammered by the 3rd so it's a little fuzzy, but that felt like an onslaught, but Dobby was more than in the zone. If we keep playing like that this could be a quick series. What a fun team.

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just looked at the stat line and 11 different players scored or assisted on our 4 goals. there were no repeats. that's depth. that's how you win. dang

The team is on a 4 game win streak spanning the wcf and scf. Lucky teams don’t do that. They are playing just so damn well at all 3 levels for so much of every game. 

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We might sweep these sumbitches.

26 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We might sweep these sumbitches.

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6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I don't get it

He has to be last off the ice at the all-skate.   That Tampa player tried to wait him out. It’s a superstitious thing. 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He has to be last off the ice at the all-skate.   That Tampa player tried to wait him out. It’s a superstitious thing. 

Gotcha.  Gracias.

1 hour ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

Hockey players are idiots. 

Ever play baseball?

I love that crazy shit...

20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Let's fucking go!64ca4600f5ddbf48ceea2cc918818694.jpg

Keep looking. It gets better...like the video at the pool. Might be an imposter, I guess, but looks real.

Hnnnng...

Game 2 tonight — 7 pm!!!! Let’s do this!

Win tonight and I’m gonna start to believe we can really beat these guys!!!!!!!!

PSA: FYI for any of you with Google Fiber, check your 'scheduled recordings' list. For whatever reason, my dvr isn't finding the fina;ls games and recording them. Had to go in and schedule them manually. Also, the Friday game isn't showing up in the guide.

Roope is in. 
 
 
What's the word on Faksa? Was it a hand injury?

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