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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

So how old is she in this pic? Do I need to have a seat over there or not?

Looks like that's Goblet of Fire, so she's 14 or 15. Go ahead and have a seat over there please. 

"If their age is off the clock, they're ready for the cock" is not a good mantra to live by friend. 

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That settles it, boys. Vic doesn't like her. She must be hot.
Vic just think she needs to put on a pound or two... hundred.
Vic just think she needs to put on a pound or two... hundred.
If you are a grown man and think she's hot, you probably have a thing for freshman high school girls. And have a pedo thing going on.

Yeah but you fuck girls who look like fat high school girls. 

Every man has his own type, and that's a good thing.  If all men like the same kind of woman then there wouldn't be any left for the rest of you.

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1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Every man has his own type, and that's a good thing.  If all men like the same kind of woman then there wouldn't be any left for the rest of you.

Yeah. Vic is doing his part to bottom feed the 3's. Taking one for the team, as it were.

Every man has his own type, and that's a good thing.  If all men like the same kind of woman then there wouldn't be any left for the rest of you.
The irony of Vic calling anyone "disgusting" is what gets me.
22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
22 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:
Vic just think she needs to put on a pound or two... hundred.

If you are a grown man and think she's hot, you probably have a thing for freshman high school girls. And have a pedo thing going on.

 

I've got this friend on the interwebs and most of his chics call him Daddy.  Does he qualify?     

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I've got this friend on the interwebs and most of his chics call him Daddy.  Does he qualify?     
Nope. That term has been around for a long time. Even referenced in country music. Daddy and papi are interchangeable. Nothing to do with anything pedo related.
Pepsi is better than Coke
Ive been on a Pepsi kick lately. With outside temps the way they have been, our garage cools the process...you
Pepsi cans to barely above freezing. Addicting af at times
12 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Ive been on a Pepsi kick lately. With outside temps the way they have been, our garage cools the process...you
Pepsi cans to barely above freezing. Addicting af at times

Yeah, but you're a yankee. 

Pepsi sucks, but the fact that its been around so long and can afford massive sponsorships, I guess it's not that unpopular if you say you like it.

51 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Pepsi sucks, but the fact that its been around so long and can afford massive sponsorships, I guess it's not that unpopular if you say you like it.

Everyone knows that Pepsi is made from smashed ants. 

the whole Mike Leach thing around here reminds me of the over the top Bill Murray love or "ZOMG I FUCKING LOVE BACON" shit on the Internet

now that he's not giving A&M a thumb in the eye every year, I could not care less 

Yeah and Big Red too. They taste like medicine.
This. Big Red is disgusting.
Yeah, but you're a yankee. 
Gotta take advantage of my climate. I still say coke is better. Especially fountain. But frigid can of Pepsi slams
24 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

the whole Mike Leach thing around here reminds me of the over the top Bill Murray love or "ZOMG I FUCKING LOVE BACON" shit on the Internet

now that he's not giving A&M a thumb in the eye every year, I could not care less 

Yeah, I like Leach and I really like bacon, but there's a thing on the internet to either deify or demonize things. 

It's like people have all this emotion and are looking for something to be emotional about. 

Everyone knows that Pepsi is made from smashed ants. 
This explains a lot.
On 2/15/2019 at 12:10 PM, Vic Mackey said:
On 2/14/2019 at 9:29 PM, Jersey Man10 said:
Yeah and Big Red too. They taste like medicine.

This. Big Red is disgusting.

No shit.  Or, rather, bottled shit. I remember being a kid and thinking, "Oh, cool! Brightly colored soda pop!" And then spitting the shit out the second I took a sip, because "What the fuck is that!?!?!"

Dr. Pepper is okay, though. I don't understand why people prefer it, but if Coke isn't available, a DP is certainly preferable to a Pepsi.

On 2/15/2019 at 12:10 PM, Vic Mackey said:
On 2/14/2019 at 9:29 PM, Jersey Man10 said:
Yeah and Big Red too. They taste like medicine.

This. Big Red is disgusting.

Yes.  Big Red and Creme Soda are the two worst beverages, of the world.  

On 2/15/2019 at 12:00 PM, SwanderedTalent said:

 the over the top Bill Murray love

 

"ZOMG I FUCKING LOVE BACON" shit on the Internet

These are almost invariably the same people. Boring twits who co-opt a reasonable preference or opinion and bludgeon it into a lifestyle. 

2 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

Yes.  Big Red and Creme Soda are the two worst beverages, of the world.  

Big red is gross, but I fuck with creme soda. I will say this though. I don’t know what it is about it, but it’s delicious if you have it like once every 6 months. Anytime I have 2 or 3 in a short span, I get burned out quickly. 

On 2/7/2019 at 9:42 AM, Degenerate Gardner said:

Posting in a thread to get it to 1,000 pages or whatever the number is incomprehensible.  Why would anyone care?  The focus on quantity at the expense of quality leads to shit.

Some men just want to watch the odometer turn.

Dr Pepper and Jameson have some weird synergy that makes both better 

4 hours ago, Archer said:

Dr Pepper and Jameson have some weird synergy that makes both better 

I always found Vodkter Pepper to be a nice periodic change of pace. 

Maybe the reason you do not like Big Red is because you are expecting a cherry or red berry flavored taste.

Big Red is a vanilla flavored soda and it is great in a vanilla ice cream float.

2 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

Big Red with BBQ or any number of greasy foods is best in life.

This and also great with Elgin Sausage.

Big Red with BBQ or any number of greasy foods is best in life.


This. In fact, I am about to do just that. Big Red and BBQ.
2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Maybe the reason you do not like Big Red is because you are expecting a cherry or red berry flavored taste.

Big Red is a vanilla flavored soda and it is great in a vanilla ice cream float.

could be wrong but i think i read that it is creme soda based, which is probably why it is so disgusting 

On 2/19/2019 at 10:56 AM, Jack Straw said:

could be wrong but i think i read that it is creme soda based, which is probably why it is so disgusting 

Well you would be partially right......and cream soda is also vanilla based....

Big Red

The drink is highly popular in the Southern United States and is well known for its unique taste and red color.[6] Its flavor, though often thought to be bubble gum, is created by mixing orange and lemon oils with the traditional vanilla used in other cream sodas.[1] Big Red is produced and distributed by various independent soft drink bottlers including Keurig Dr Pepper, CCE, and Pepsi Bottling Group under license from Big Red, Inc., based in Austin, Texas.

14 hours ago, sublime said:

Coke is better. 4 out of 5 soda purchases for me is Coke. I like Coke better than food. 

Coke, like all other sodas, is gross, too.  Other than club soda, I can't even stand sodas as set ups.  Shit is just way too sweet and syrupy. 

We should all wait to see what Foreigners have to say about Cream Soda. 

Whataburger is far superior to In-N-Out
How is this unpopular?
Coke, like all other sodas, is gross, too.  Other than club soda, I can't even stand sodas as set ups.  Shit is just way too sweet and syrupy. 
Club soda? You're one of those guys?
22 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:
Coke, like all other sodas, is gross, too.  Other than club soda, I can't even stand sodas as set ups.  Shit is just way too sweet and syrupy. 

Club soda? You're one of those guys?

I guess.  The only two types of liquor I drink are vodka and scotch.  I drink my single malt neat and my vodka w/ soda.  Fight me. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

We should all wait to see what Foreigners have to say about Cream Soda. 

Does it make them Hot Blooded?

I guess.  The only two types of liquor I drink are vodka and scotch.  I drink my single malt neat and my vodka w/ soda.  Fight me. 
I'd rather not. My online record for fighting is less than stellar

I agree that cream soda is vile.  Big Red is meh.

Back to the list...

If I had fuck you money I still would never buy a fancy car (Ferrari, Maserati, etc.).  I'd drive a really nice pickup.

I don't hate Tech... I generally root for them unless they're playing the 'Horns.

I just can't get into soccer.

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Whatever said:

I agree that cream soda is vile. 

Sir, you can GFY. 

5 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Whataburger is far superior to In-N-Out

In-n-outs in Texas are disgusting for some reason. The Cali ones are insanely better. 

I've mentioned before in the car thread that exotic cars don't really do much for me and I think most would consider me a car guy. There are so many more interesting cars I'd buy with that kind of money. Easy to say I guess since I'll never have $500K to piss away on a car.

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