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I wouldn’t buy an exotic car, but I don’t get buying an expensive pickup either. Trucks are for hauling stuff. They don’t need to be nice for that, and if I don’t have a need for that, I’m not buying one at all.

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I wouldn’t buy an exotic car, but I don’t get buying an expensive pickup either. Trucks are for hauling stuff. They don’t need to be nice for that, and if I don’t have a need for that, I’m not buying one at all.
Yea not sure the point of having a Denali or Lincoln truck.

Very nice looking but other than hauling groceries... there's not many things to put back there. I guess it shows you have money
13 hours ago, Underdog said:

We should all wait to see what Foreigners have to say about Cream Soda. 

Even served cold as ice it's still a strange brew. 

8 hours ago, Okie State said:

Easy to say I guess since I'll never have $500K to piss away on a car.

How are you even allowed to post on here?  

How are you even allowed to post on here?  
Stretched the truth on my application.
10 hours ago, formermav43 said:

I wouldn’t buy an exotic car, but I don’t get buying an expensive pickup either. Trucks are for hauling stuff. They don’t need to be nice for that, and if I don’t have a need for that, I’m not buying one at all.

Bingo.

I don't really understand luxury vehicles at all.  If I had Bill Gates money I wouldn't buy a luxury vehicle.  I'd have a full cab pickup with a full length box.  Probably an F250.  Just something that runs, and can be fixed anywhere, that can move people and materials.

18 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

 

I've become an unadulterated fan of LaCroix with it's fake flavors, zero sugars and club soda.

 

 

Vodka and lemon LaCroix is my go-to at home. 

lateshow gets the true meaning of this thread.

22 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:

Girl Scout cookies aren't that good. 

You're not putting enough girl scouts in them.

Girl Scout cookies aren't that good. 
How did these get so popular? They are just generic cookies to me.

^ other than Stevie Wonder or Ronnie Milsap,  who didn’t see that coming?

^ other than Stevie Wonder or Ronnie Milsap,  who didn’t see that coming?
Your mom.

Well, she’s been dead for 14 years, so yer right.  Now, thanks to you, fuckface, I have to start therapy back again. 

On 2/22/2019 at 12:10 PM, lateshow said:

Vodka and lemon LaCroix is my go-to at home. 

Get the lemon or grapefruit Perrier or Topo.   Awesome 

How did these get so popular? They are just generic cookies to me.

You have a problem with generic cookies? They are tasty and at least these support Girl Scouts and aren’t just lining the Walton heirs’ pockets.
26 minutes ago, 'stache said:


You have a problem with generic cookies? They are tasty and at least these support Girl Scouts and aren’t just lining the Walton heirs’ pockets.

Generic stuff is overrated /vic

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Well, she’s been dead for 14 years, so yer right.  Now, thanks to you, fuckface, I have to start the rapy back again. 

Are you a baylor guy?

LaCroix tastes like liquified dryer sheets. Drink one, and you're thirstier than when you started.

6 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

fonzie was a dork

Troof. That show is the patron saint of "TV series that did not age well," which could be it's own thread.  

Troof. That show is the patron saint of "TV series that did not age well," which could be it's own thread.  


I’m constantly amazed at how easily entertained we were growing up in the 70’s.


I’m constantly amazed at how easily entertained we were growing up in the 70’s.

God, the shit that I thought was high comedy in 1978....see it now, and damnz

Happy Days was a solid show before it became all about the Fonz.  

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Happy Days was a solid show before it became all about the Fonz.  

Yeah, at some point it jumped the shark. Hard to say exactly when, though.

 

Yeah, at some point it jumped the shark. Hard to say exactly when, though.
 

Oh come on! That was too fuckin’ easy.
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Oh come on! That was too fuckin’ easy.

Meh. You’re not wrong.

59 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


God, the shit that I thought was high comedy in 1978....see it now, and damnz

Are you saying tv of today is better? 

Are you saying tv of today is better? 
Fuck yeah! Have you seen how good The Big Bang Theory is? It's a classic.
4 hours ago, Hate said:

I’m constantly amazed at how easily entertained we were growing up in the 70’s.

 

It could've been worse. We could've been watching reality TV and thinking it was real.

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
8 hours ago, OrangEngr said:
Are you saying tv of today is better? 

Fuck yeah! Have you seen how good The Big Bang Theory is? It's a classic.

I wholeheartedly agree, my point was more about Real Housewives of [whatever] and that whole genre

The fuck is wrong with BBT?  Next, you twats will tell me 2 1/2 Men sucks.  

15 minutes ago, Underdog said:

The fuck is wrong with BBT?  Next, you twats will tell me 2 1/2 Men sucks.  

Well, I imagine 1 of them does, anyway. 

i think cops should give more tickets for tailgating and none for seatbelts. 

 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

The fuck is wrong with BBT?  Next, you twats will tell me 2 1/2 Men sucks.  

It's one of my daughter's favorite shows so we always watch it together.  If that makes me a bad person then so be it.

It's one of my daughter's favorite shows so we always watch it together.  If that makes me a bad person then so be it.
You always get a pass for watching a show with your kid, no matter how terrible it is.

I remember 2.5 men show way back in the day. It wasn't half bad.

Two and a Half Men was great in the early seasons. I don't get the hate. It's a story about a boozing womanizer who hates his domineering mother. What's not to like about that? It lost a lot of its appeal when the kid got older and Charlie started getting into relationships. But when the kid was little and there was an endless parade of hot babes on the show it was solid entertainment. 

The show was great with sheen and before the kid hit puberty.

It was the opposite of great Kutcher and a teenager

Didn’t care for Charlie or Cryer but loved the kid and maid, should’ve had a spinoff of just those two. 

Never watched BBT, do like the mousy blonde on it though.  

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On 1/22/2019 at 9:01 PM, HouTex said:


Where does he think the electricity comes from?

 

On 1/22/2019 at 10:28 PM, Lobo said:

Solar.  

Dammit the correct answer is lightening. 

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Didn’t care for Charlie or Cryer but loved the kid and maid, should’ve had a spinoff of just those two. 

Never watched BBT, do like the mousy blonde on it though.  

Always thought this chick would be fun:

 

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1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Until you wake up with your testicles glued to your left thigh

Kinky.

6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Always thought this chick would be fun:

 

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Agreed.  She's the same chick from the State Farm commercials where the agent is "Jake from State Farm".

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