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I can count on one hand the number of musicals I enjoy, and most of them were written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.  
 
Hamilton is not one of those musicals.


Shut your fucking face you Uncle fucker.
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On 7/15/2020 at 11:49 AM, Vic Mackey said:

My thoughts exactly about Whataburger. Cold bun, lukewarm if you are lucky meat that is already bland. Extremely thin pieces of meat, too. The only ones worth a damn are the Favorites. Their regular burgers are terrible. I enjoy In N Out much more. And now that Whataburger sold to a Chicago company, maybe Texans can drop their weird obsession with this fast food joint. But probably not. It's like sacrilegious to have anything but high praise for this almighty fast food spot. I think it is more of a Texan pride thing more than anything else. Only Texans give a damn about opinions on Whataburger.

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6 hours ago, luke duke said:

Shut your fucking face you Uncle fucker.

 

Settle down, buddeh!

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Settle down, buddeh!

I’m not your buddeh, guy

57 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Look man, I've had just about enough of your shit bro.

He's not your bro, buddeh.

On 7/5/2020 at 11:16 PM, Tom said:

 

This is the unpopular opinions thread.  Shitting on In-N-Out on this site isn't really unpopular.  

Here is an unpopular opinion that is 100% my own: In-N-Out is better than Whataburger, and it's not even close.  

You should’ve stuck to MySpace 

Granola bars are disgusting.  They taste like wood pulp mixed with concrete. 

If I'm hiking, I'm about that beef jerky and dried/jellied fruit.  You can keep your industrialized cardboard filler.

HEB donuts are far superior to any chain donut shop's.  Better than Dunkin, Shipley, Krispy Kreme (which is absolute ass). And far better than Round Rock donuts.  In fact all you Round Rockers need to just STFU about your shitty donuts, it's nothing more that an ordinary donut with gross colored glaze.  There's nothing special about it.

Phil Collins's solo work > Phil Collins's Genesis work

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17 hours ago, Your Mom said:

HEB donuts are far superior to any chain donut shop's.  Better than Dunkin, Shipley, Krispy Kreme (which is absolute ass). And far better than Round Rock donuts.  In fact all you Round Rockers need to just STFU about your shitty donuts, it's nothing more that an ordinary donut with gross colored glaze.  There's nothing special about it.

The color is not from the glaze.

Whataburger fries are as good or better than McDonald’s. I often hear Texans concede that McDonald’s fries are the end all be all of fries, I disagree.

7 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Whataburger onion rings are the shit and blow their fries out of the water. #5 wth onion rings and an apple pie after a night of drinking and sex.

what makes you think this is unpopular?  I'd take their rings over fries almost every time.

12 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Whataburger fries are as good or better than McDonald’s. I often hear Texans concede that McDonald’s fries are the end all be all of fries, I disagree.

 

McDonald's fries are a huge gamble depending on when they were cooked.  They can be up there towards the best or garbage.

19 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

McDonald's fries are a huge gamble depending on when they were cooked.  They can be up there towards the best or garbage.

Truth. It's Fry roulette. 

9 hours ago, Tom said:

 

McDonald's fries are a huge gamble depending on when they were cooked.  They can be up there towards the best or garbage.

The turnover is so high 90% of the time I'm getting piping fresh fries.  And McDonalds fries at their peak with the right amount of salt is just Godliness

7 hours ago, 52-80 said:

The turnover is so high 90% of the time I'm getting piping fresh fries.  And McDonalds fries at their peak with the right amount of salt is just Godliness

Man... and when they used to be cooked in beef tallow??? Dayum.

"I'd rather be right than happy!" is such a bitchmade way to go through life, as is its distant cousin, "it's more important for an opinion to be popularly held than correct"

but enough about the posters on my ignore list

The beastie boys are not entertaining or interesting.

 

(Sabotage is a good song tho)

54 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

The beastie boys are not entertaining or interesting.

 

(Sabotage is a good song tho)

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1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

The beastie boys are not entertaining or interesting.

 

(Sabotage is a good song tho)

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1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

The beastie boys are not entertaining or interesting.

 

(Sabotage is a good song tho)

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Tired of hearing about professional athletes talk about how they are sitting out of something due to family reasons, as the rest us of go to work and live on. If it's for medical reasons, that's understandable. But because your cousin's BIL got sick is bullshit. You can afford to sit out, when you are getting 1.5/mil over the next 2 years. If you want to sit out that's fine, just STFU, while the grown folks work and not play games.

On 8/2/2020 at 7:00 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

Whataburger fries are as good or better than McDonald’s. I often hear Texans concede that McDonald’s fries are the end all be all of fries, I disagree.

Whataburger has the best fries.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Whataburger has the best fries.

For the first 60 seconds out of the fryer, yes.  Then they are a slight step above in and out. Which are an abortion and a potato hate crime. 

On 8/3/2020 at 7:22 AM, slorch said:

what makes you think this is unpopular?  I'd take their rings over fries almost every time.

Agree completely.

Fast food fries are all interchangeable to me. I eat them as filler, not because they’re good.

6 hours ago, 52-80 said:

The beastie boys are not entertaining or interesting.

 

(Sabotage is a good song tho)

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7 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Tired of hearing about professional athletes talk about how they are sitting out of something due to family reasons, as the rest us of go to work and live on. If it's for medical reasons, that's understandable. But because your cousin's BIL got sick is bullshit. You can afford to sit out, when you are getting 1.5/mil over the next 2 years. If you want to sit out that's fine, just STFU, while the grown folks work and not play games.

I agree to a certain extent, but they are given the option to opt out and get paid as if they showed up. If any of us had that option in our profession vs being isolated from your friends and family for 6+ months, I think all of us would take it. But you’re right. They don’t have to play this “we’re risking our lives” BS. They aren’t risking their lives anymore than anyone else. If anything they have the daily testing to stay on top of it as much as you can. Just admit you don’t want to be isolated/bubbled for that long.

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McDonald's fries are a huge gamble depending on when they were cooked.  They can be up there towards the best or garbage.

Nothings more deflating than cold stale fries to go along with your Big Mac and coke

McDonald's hasn't served me fries that were crispy and golden brown in years. And now their burgers suck too. But when they were at their best, McDonald's fries were hard to beat. 

28 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

McDonald's hasn't served me fries that were crispy and golden brown in years. And now their burgers suck too. But when they were at their best, McDonald's fries were hard to beat. 

There was one right next to my apartment when I lived in Houston, and they fucked the fries up every single time. I even pulled a Karen one time and went back to the store with my fries. Nothing changed. This management was always going to serve old fries. So I finally started asking for no salt fries. I’ll either salt them at home or ask for salt, but you’re giving me fresh fries mother fucker. That’s LITERALLY the only reason i came to your shitty fast food restaurant.

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Man... and when they used to be cooked in beef tallow??? Dayum.

Bill Miller still uses beef fat. Holy shit, it’s life changing. I don’t like their politics or bbq...but Jesus, those fries are magic.

Agreed on all accounts of McDonalds fries, but i rarely get bad fries when I'm there during peak lunch or dinner time. Any other time of day is a crapshoot.

Perfect whataburger fries with spicy ketchup are better than perfect McDonalds fries IMO. plus you don't have to eat the low grade horse meat burgers served at McDonald’s.

Low bar but Dr Pepper & Cream Soda is the best thing from 2020 thus far. We should probably just stop making the original and replace it.

4 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Low bar but Dr Pepper & Cream Soda is the best thing from 2020 thus far. We should probably just stop making the original and replace it.

you posted in the correct thread...

44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Bill Miller still uses beef fat. Holy shit, it’s life changing. I don’t like their politics or bbq...but Jesus, those fries are magic.

What politics?  Ah, fuck it, fried chicken is fried chicken. 

I would rather eat the container McDonald's fries come in than that shit In N Out serves.

That's not unpopular.  What the fuck is up with their fries?  And they salt the shit out of them and because they serve them in those little short-boats, you can't shake the salt out the bottom like with McDonald's or What-a-Burger. And every fucking time at the drive-thru, with that boat of salt with some soggy fries mixed in, the fucking register kid always puts in just one ketchup packet and six more packets of salt and gives me that grin like he thinks he's my hero.  Big Sodium is behind their fries and I'm gonna expose the truth.  

It's a damn shame too because I used to take my daughter to that one on the drag before UT baseball and we love the burger and shakes (not as good as What-a-Burger iMO, but she likes it better). 

Unpopular Opinion of Mine:  Golf courses are a massive waste of land.  

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Unpopular Opinion of Mine:  Golf courses are a massive waste of land.  

I might agree with that depending on the alternative use

Ask Wang, he’ll tell ya. 

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