Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

22 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

The Dr Pepper cream soda is damn good.

Why would anyone fuck up a perfectly good cream soda. Cream soda is underrated, but you can only have like one every 6 months or you’ll get burned out lol. 

  • Replies 3.4k
  • Views 290.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

On 8/22/2020 at 10:04 AM, TwiceHorn said:

Must be the franchisee.

in n' out doesn't have franchisees.  i've had them all across texas and they're exactly the same as they are in socal. 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Sassparilla >>> Root Beer

Sam Elliott Cowboy GIF by Doritos

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

in n' out doesn't have franchisees.  i've had them all across texas and they're exactly the same as they are in socal. 

I’ve had them in Austin, Houston, and Phoenix. Same shitty fries at every location. The burgers are always consistently good though. I’ll give them that. Overrated, but good for sure. 

Sprite is way too sweet. Honestly all of them are too sweet after you give them up for a while.

All you asshats that don’t like Dr Pepper probably like Dr. B, instead.

I’m a Pibb Extra man myself. 

Sprite is way too sweet. Honestly all of them are too sweet after you give them up for a while.

That’s why you have to cut them with Jack Daniels.
54 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


That’s why you have to cut them with Jack Daniels.

Is Jack Daniel's any less sweet? It's like drinking corn syrup.

10 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

All you asshats that don’t like Dr Pepper probably like Dr. B, instead.

Nope, everything in that neighborhood of flavor is terrible.  Coke for the win.  RC Cola and IBC root beer also slam.

6 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Definitely the right thread for ^^^^^^ that post because that shit sucks balls

You shut your whore mouth

I could do without the candy corn, but the pumpkins are awesome.

15 hours ago, tbone_ said:

What’s a corn syrup buzz like?

Maple Syrup Drinking GIF

On 8/20/2020 at 10:25 PM, formermav43 said:

Millennials arguing that they aren’t millennials, or that they belong to a special micro generation, is the most millennial thing ever.

Signed,

A millennial born in 84

This. Born 1982 here, grandpa millennial, and that is fine. I much prefer it to Gen-X, which has come to be one of the more boring of generations (in my opinion). Sure there are some notable differences between the oldest within a generation and the rest, but that is always going to be true of both ends of the timeline. Our differences may be a little more pronounced because of the rapid change and advance in technology in the 90s and early 2000s, but who the fuck really cares? There are tons of positive qualities of the millennial generation. The stereotypes are just stupid as most stereotypes are, and comes mostly from the olds who want to bitch about the yoots, which has been happening since the beginning of humanity. To insist that you are so special that you must be separate from the "millennial" stereotype is to be pretty spot on with said stereotype, you fucking "snowflakes."

Edited by 'stache

7 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Heaven in a bag.

6402b736324a1901e8f231908a5512dc.jpg

My man 

11 hours ago, 'stache said:

This. Born 1982 here, grandpa millennial, and that is fine. I much prefer it to Gen-X, which has come to be one of the more boring of generations (in my opinion). Sure there are some notable differences between the oldest within a generation and the rest, but that is always going to be true of both ends of the timeline. Our differences may be a little more pronounced because of the rapid change and advance in technology in the 90s and early 2000s, but who the fuck really cares? There are tons of positive qualities of the millennial generation. The stereotypes are just stupid as most stereotypes are, and comes mostly from the olds who want to bitch about the yoots, which has been happening since the beginning of humanity. To insist that you are so special that you must be separate from the "millennial" stereotype is to be pretty spot on with said stereotype, you fucking "snowflakes."

okay brayden

17 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Heaven in a bag.

6402b736324a1901e8f231908a5512dc.jpg

tenor.gif

 

15 hours ago, 'stache said:

I much prefer it to Gen-X, which has come to be one of the more boring of generations (in my opinion).

Boring? I'd tell you off if I cared. Meh. What was I saying?

21 hours ago, Okie State said:

I could do without the candy corn, but the pumpkins are awesome.

This is a joke, right? Is my sarcasm meter broken? 

It does.  Now go sort out the whole bag by each individual candy type/flavor into symmetrical piles equidistant from one another.  After you've done that, take a straight edge device of some kind and gently slide each pile into the garbage can of your choosing.  And then forget Brach's ever made this candy mistake.  

On 8/22/2020 at 9:31 AM, Jersey Man10 said:

I hate Dr. Pepper too. Tastes like cough medicine.

Well dude, get you a 16 oz bottle, take a few swigs and then fill with peanuts, you'll fall in love.

On 8/20/2020 at 3:39 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

 

Oh yeah, like many others I'm hell bound cannot stop laughing.

On 8/22/2020 at 8:33 PM, youdunnf'dup said:

I don’t think if I’ve ever actually had a Fresca to be honest. Was that in the RC cola family? And I don’t need the caffeine when I’m drinking soda. I’ve had this conversation about sprite with a few people and I’m definitely in the minority. I will say that 

Fresca is a coke product.  Grapefruit soda, ala squirt.  It's pretty fucking good actually.

I think I'm the only one who buys Squirt. My grandparents always had it in the fridge growing up.

5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fresca is a coke product.  Grapefruit soda, ala squirt.  It's pretty fucking good actually.

The best grapefruit soda is Topo Sabores Toronja.  I can't seem to find it in glass bottles anymore.

13 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fresca is a coke product.  Grapefruit soda, ala squirt.  It's pretty fucking good actually.

Great when mixed with Vodka too.

On 8/23/2020 at 7:29 PM, tbone_ said:

What’s a corn syrup buzz like?

giphy.gif

13 hours ago, Okie State said:

I think I'm the only one who buys Squirt. My grandparents always had it in the fridge growing up.

I'm a fan as well.  Diet Squirt is easily the best caffeine free diet pop.



pop.


GODDAMNIT!
1 minute ago, Paco said:


 

 


GODDAMNIT!

 

Do you want me to say "coke"?  I'll say "coke" when I'm talking about Coke.

"Soda" is for people who are trying to impress you with their faux sophistication.

Edited by Al_4_ISU

2 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Do you want me to say "coke"?  

Yes.

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Yes.

Using a specific brand name to refer to an entire product produced by many distinct brands is fucking stupid.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to grab a box of kleenex and kick back on the davenport.  I'm a little under the weather.

Edited by Al_4_ISU

Do you want me to say "coke"?  I'll say "coke" when I'm talking about Coke.
"Soda" is for people who are trying to impress you with their faux sophistication.
It's not your fault.
16 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

WTF is that abortion?

If I had to guess, I'd assume it was a joke.

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I see your gross and raise you. 

 

20200825_214633.jpg

One of many things Rona is fucking up is my annual fix of Fried Thanksgiving Dinner on the fairgrounds in October....

4 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I'm a fan as well.  Diet Squirt is easily the best caffeine free diet pop.

Negged for making my ears bleed with the word 'pop'.

But I do love grapefruit soda, though not the diet kinds. The San Pellegrino one is decent.

 

Fan.  Diet.  Squirt.  Easy.  Pop.  
 

What was my five word cognitive test regarding South Austin's Mom.  Guess what?  I passed.  Also, her one-word test came back negative, so giddy up.  

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.