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Just now, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Any version of a candy corn type product tastes like old icing.  

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6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Great when mixed with Vodka too.

Deep Eddy's grapefruit vodka and soda tastes just like a Fresca. 

1 hour ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Any version of a candy corn type product tastes like old icing.  

Show me a loss in that...

On 8/25/2020 at 3:33 AM, 52-80 said:

okay brayden

I thought Brayden was a Zoomer.  Tyler is more millenial, right?

10 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Any version of a candy corn type product tastes like old icing.  

Fuck that. Old icing (or "frosting") tastes a lot better. 

On 8/24/2020 at 10:54 AM, Okie State said:

I could do without the candy corn, but the pumpkins are awesome.

Communist.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Dry rub wings > sauced wings.

 

41 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Naked wings > Sauced wings, 

Personally I enjoy wings entire catalogue.

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4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Dry rub wings > sauced wings.

I don't think that's unpopular. 

If you leave four or five circus peanuts in a ziploc bag in your truck on a summer day, they become soft and very tasty by the end of the day.

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9 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Wings suck.

More trouble and a mess for a tiny bite of chicken.

God damn you came to the right thread. 


You goddamn sumbitch. Going to make me drive to Walgreens for a bag of those.
Was at Kroger picking up some popcorn for movie night and spotted them. I can't resist.
Was at Kroger picking up some popcorn for movie night and spotted them. I can't resist.

I’m on a mission after I eat supper.
23 hours ago, ztejas said:

 

Personally I enjoy wings entire catalogue.

I tip more to the saucy side, but I'll give the business to ANY authentic wing.

Macarons

 

Popular opinion: they're beautiful, aesthetic desert

Unpopular opinion: they're not tasty.  just colored sugar.

They are on the lower end of the cookie scale.  Would eat if offered, out of politeness.  Would not buy.

And why the fuck do we have both "macarons" and "macaroons" - did we briefly run out of letters or ideas or words or something? 

On 9/4/2020 at 9:28 AM, ztejas said:

 

Personally I enjoy wings entire catalogue.

With A Little Luck is my favorite of theirs. 

24 minutes ago, Underdog said:

With A Little Luck is my favorite of theirs. 

Live and Let Die is hard to top, imo.

I refer to all of my sports teams as “we”. I realize I don’t play for them, I don’t wear jerseys or jorts, and I fully accept that my fandom has no outcome on the game. Having said that, my teams are “we” and “us”. If you don’t like that, we think you should go fuck yourself.

for the most part, sausage is overwhelmingly mediocre. 

 

its left over meat products, ground up and squished into a casing so theres no original texture left, and blended with just enough spices to make it palatable. 

 

you can have it as a side, but theres no instance where anyone should want it as a main dish.  not chorizo, not sucuk, not haggis, not boudin, not kolbasz, not polse, not kielbasa, not morcilla, not hotdogs, not wurst, not even if its smoked by Aaron Franklin. 

On 9/5/2020 at 3:08 PM, Ignatius said:

I refer to all of my sports teams as “we”. I realize I don’t play for them, I don’t wear jerseys or jorts, and I fully accept that my fandom has no outcome on the game. Having said that, my teams are “we” and “us”. If you don’t like that, we think you should go fuck yourself.

I hate the clown that says “oh, oh I’m sorry. Are you on the team. Ha this guy said we.” Fuck off, dude. Although i will admit, I say a lot more “we” and “us” when we’re winning lol. 

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

for the most part, sausage is overwhelmingly mediocre. 

 

its left over meat products, ground up and squished into a casing so theres no original texture left, and blended with just enough spices to make it palatable. 

 

you can have it as a side, but theres no instance where anyone should want it as a main dish.  not chorizo, not sucuk, not haggis, not boudin, not kolbasz, not polse, not kielbasa, not morcilla, not hotdogs, not wurst, not even if its smoked by Aaron Franklin. 

Breakfast sausage is fucking delicious, man. “But bacon is better” yeah no shit. That’s why you eat both. 

25 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Breakfast sausage is fucking delicious, man. “But bacon is better” yeah no shit. That’s why you eat both. 

 

4 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I hate the clown that says “oh, oh I’m sorry. Are you on the team. Ha this guy said we.” Fuck off, dude. Although i will admit, I say a lot more “we” and “us” when we’re winning lol. 

Just because your team won, it doesn't mean you're not a loser. 

19 hours ago, 52-80 said:

for the most part, sausage is overwhelmingly mediocre...

you can have it as a side, but theres no instance where anyone should want it as a main dish. 

I'll take a good bratwurst over a good burger every time. And over most sandwiches.

On 8/26/2020 at 9:45 AM, Al_4_ISU said:

Do you want me to say "coke"?  I'll say "coke" when I'm talking about Coke.

"Soda" is for people who are trying to impress you with their faux sophistication.

Well, "soda" is what it's called. "Sodey-Pop" makes you sound like an 8 year old from the 50's. And "Pop" makes one sound like a backwoods redneck, based on its use here in rural Oklahoma.

Why can't people just be adults and order the beverage of their choice using the correct proper name of said beverage?  

You want a Coca-Cola?  Ask for a "Coca-Cola" or "Coke" 

You want a Sprite?  Ask for a "Sprite" 

You want a Root Beer?  Ask for a "Root Beer" 

This soda/pop/coke thing is geographically cute and all but it's for children.  Be a fucking man and order what you want using the fucking name of the drink either printed on the menu or on the soda dispenser labels.  Jesus, every fucking year we have to go through this because grown men entrusted with 6,000 pound trucks and assault rifles can't be fucking bothered to order a soft drink by name.  What the fuck people?  

You want a Big Red tough guy?  Don't say "Coke" or "Soda Water"...just say "Big Red"...you'll be wildly impressed when one is delivered to your table 3 minutes later you fucking child.  

9 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Well, "soda" is what it's called. "Sodey-Pop" makes you sound like an 8 year old from the 50's. And "Pop" makes one sound like a backwoods redneck, based on its use here in rural Oklahoma.

Frinkiac - S07E04 - My "sodie" is too cold.

My sodie is too cold and it makes my teef hurt 

11 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

I'll take a good bratwurst over a good burger every time. And over most sandwiches.

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37 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Well, "soda" is what it's called. "Sodey-Pop" makes you sound like an 8 year old from the 50's. And "Pop" makes one sound like a backwoods redneck, based on its use here in rural Oklahoma.

I'm basically a hick/redneck with an education that doesn't hate people who are different than them.  So, I'll wear this one.

On 9/9/2020 at 3:46 AM, 52-80 said:

for the most part, sausage is overwhelmingly mediocre. 

 

its left over meat products, ground up and squished into a casing so theres no original texture left, and blended with just enough spices to make it palatable. 

 

you can have it as a side, but theres no instance where anyone should want it as a main dish.  not chorizo, not sucuk, not haggis, not boudin, not kolbasz, not polse, not kielbasa, not morcilla, not hotdogs, not wurst, not even if its smoked by Aaron Franklin. 

 

and I just fucking repped you upthread a little. Dammit.

Alicia Keys’ music sucks. Really sucks.

8 hours ago, Js1 said:

Frinkiac - S07E04 - My "sodie" is too cold.

My sodie is too cold and it makes my teef hurt 

Oh, ya teeth hurt? Ya freakin teeth hurt?

On 9/10/2020 at 9:52 AM, Lobo said:

Why can't people just be adults and order the beverage of their choice using the correct proper name of said beverage?  

You want a Coca-Cola?  Ask for a "Coca-Cola" or "Coke" 

You want a Sprite?  Ask for a "Sprite" 

You want a Root Beer?  Ask for a "Root Beer" 

This soda/pop/coke thing is geographically cute and all but it's for children.  Be a fucking man and order what you want using the fucking name of the drink either printed on the menu or on the soda dispenser labels.  Jesus, every fucking year we have to go through this because grown men entrusted with 6,000 pound trucks and assault rifles can't be fucking bothered to order a soft drink by name.  What the fuck people?  

You want a Big Red tough guy?  Don't say "Coke" or "Soda Water"...just say "Big Red"...you'll be wildly impressed when one is delivered to your table 3 minutes later you fucking child.  

No one I know will "order" a Sprite by saying "give me a coke".

Now if you are at home you might say "let's go get a coke" and you may get a sprite when you get there.

Fair point, but has any adult ever, in the history of this timeline, ever been sitting at home...looked at another adult and said, "let's go get a coke"?  If my wife said that to me, I'd call an attorney. 

Now, I have had friends over the years look at me in their home and said, "let's go get some coke"  But that was a totally different group of friends 20 years ago. 

This is the worst day of the year on social media. Jingoism as performance art coupled with heaping scoops of "how can I turn this national tragedy 20 years ago into something that focuses on me?"

6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

No one I know will "order" a Sprite by saying "give me a coke".

Now if you are at home you might say "let's go get a coke" and you may get a sprite when you get there.

I'd say, "Let's go get a drink." 

I can say this having lived in Iowa and Texas that coke and pop are the generic terms used to describe drinks in the garage or other area (like covered porches in Iowa in the winter). It’s basically “they’re cokes/pops in the blank” meant to tell you where to find whatever variety they have. Nobody says give me a coke/pop without saying what kind at restaurants or fast food places. Midwesterners may ask what kind of pop they have but will then state what they want. Texans assume coke products plus Dr Pepper and look confused when Pepsi products are offered.

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