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On 6/23/2022 at 11:51 AM, Helobious said:

Arch manning does not suck, but if he had a different last name I think he’d just be a 4 star recruit. Will be good in college but not some transcendent superstar. 

Can't disagree with that.  But our team will be better for the other recruits that come to play with him.  That alone is worth it even if he busts.  

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Maybe he can teach people how to tackle too before he decommits after bama beats us 84-3 in a couple months.

On 6/26/2022 at 11:10 PM, Your Mom said:

Can't disagree with that.  But our team will be better for the other recruits that come to play with him.  That alone is worth it even if he busts.  

About that...  

  • 4 weeks later...

The original Top Gun is better than the new one. I just re-watched it tonight.

The original hit when I was in college, and was the ultimate adrenaline movie for me. The Cold War was real, and our planes were buzzing each other all the time. Heck, my brother was on a nuclear sub playing cat and mouse with the Soviets around the North Atlantic at the time. The generic bad guy country in Maverick doesn’t resonate the same way.

The story arc with Goose was better than anything in Maverick, and the dogfight scenes with the MIGs were more realistic, particularly with the overlay of geopolitics at the time. No way we’d fly the Maverick mission with U.S. F-35s. That’s a cruise missile strike. Or we would use a proxy like Israel. 

Plus Kelly McGillis. Man, she did it for me back in the day.  I know she didn’t age well, but she was at the peak of her powers then. Meg Ryan?  Yes, please (even though she also has not aged well).

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On 7/22/2022 at 11:31 PM, nnm said:

I know she didn’t age well,

Understatement of the decade.

  • 4 weeks later...

Joe Dirt remains criminally underrated and deserves a bigger post-theatrical cult status much bigger than it has

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55 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Joe Dirt remains criminally underrated and deserves a bigger post-theatrical cult status much bigger than it has

Eh, I think it's rated exactly where it should be. Cult classic that has a lot of nostalgia for a lot of people, but isn't that great of a movie. 

34 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

 isn't that great of a movie. 

That's the wrong tone. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

That's the wrong tone. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. 

I will say the "It's not about you, it's about the consumer" pops into my head regularly. 
 

Fuck you. Brittany Daniel’s in cut offs, that alone makes it a great movie!

On 8/19/2022 at 6:41 PM, NorthLoop said:

That's the wrong tone. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. 

Guy likes to see homos naked. That dont help me. 

That there is just a big ol' frozen chunk of poopie. It's what's we call a Boeing Bomb.

  • 1 month later...

The Rolling Stones were a better band/group/whatever, even before all the Beatles died. 

On 9/23/2022 at 8:42 PM, Brothahorn said:

The Rolling Stones were a better band/group/whatever, even before all the Beatles died. 

You are an idiot.

4 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

You are an idiot.

Avatar checks out.

I will say that the Beatles doc that came out recently kinda took a little shine off The Beatles. I always kinda figured they had some deep meaning behind the lyrics. Turns out a lot of it was them just riffing with words that sounded good. 

12 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Turns out a lot of it was them just riffing with words that sounded good. 

Goo goo gajoob. 

6 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Goo goo gajoob. 

Very, very deep, man.

1 minute ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Very, very deep, man.

Obladi Oblada, life goes on, man.

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Almost finished season 3 of Game of Thrones and still not sure what the hype was about. I normally love these type periods/story lines but just can't get into this show. I have watched maybe 2 back to back episodes due more to wandering to watch something else. I've gone weeks at times between episodes including binging other series completely before coming back to GOT.   I like it, just no great love of it.

6 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Almost finished season 3 of Game of Thrones and still not sure what the hype was about. I normally love these type periods/story lines but just can't get into this show. I have watched maybe 2 back to back episodes due more to wandering to watch something else. I've gone weeks at times between episodes including binging other series completely before coming back to GOT.   I like it, just no great love of it.

If you're not invested by now, you might as well pull the rip cord whenever you want because it doesn't get better towards the end. 

On 5/11/2022 at 8:00 AM, StruggleBus said:

If you don't shower twice a day you're a dirty piece of shit and/or fat/lazy

 

On 5/11/2022 at 8:58 AM, Helobious said:

That’s pretty terrible for your skin & hair. And a waste of water. Once is enough unless you’ve done grimy shit.

 

On 5/18/2022 at 8:44 PM, formermav43 said:

If you need to shower twice a day, you must be filthy and/or extremely fat.

 

On 5/19/2022 at 6:40 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Why the fuck do you need 2 showers a day? 

Do any of you people ever get laid?  For fuck's sake, I shower/shave in the morning so I look presentable and I don't stink during the workday.  I shower before bed because I like to get my laid, and I have too much respect for my girlfriend to shove my sweaty dick and balls in her face.    She showers before bed for the same reason.   Fucking hygiene, how does it work?

8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

  Fucking hygiene, how does it work?

A lot better if you aren't showering twice everyday, according to experts. 

34 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Do any of you people ever get laid?  For fuck's sake, I shower/shave in the morning so I look presentable and I don't stink during the workday.  I shower before bed because I like to get my laid, and I have too much respect for my girlfriend to shove my sweaty dick and balls in her face.    She showers before bed for the same reason.   Fucking hygiene, how does it work?

Sorry. I don't work in a coal mine.

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Like Gil has time to shower 2x a day and get laid while also starting 40 threads a day on Surly.  I'm calling bullshit on the laid part. 

Do any of you people ever get laid?  For fuck's sake, I shower/shave in the morning so I look presentable and I don't stink during the workday.  I shower before bed because I like to get my laid, and I have too much respect for my girlfriend to shove my sweaty dick and balls in her face.    She showers before bed for the same reason.   Fucking hygiene, how does it work?
Are Ho baths OK?


19 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

 

Do any of you people ever get laid?  For fuck's sake, I shower/shave in the morning so I look presentable and I don't stink during the workday.  I shower before bed because I like to get my laid, and I have too much respect for my girlfriend to shove my sweaty dick and balls in her face.    She showers before bed for the same reason.   Fucking hygiene, how does it work?

Wait, you shower before having sex? Both of you? 

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we both shower before bed, and we both expect to have sex at bedtime, so yeah.

+1 on the House of Gil sequence, for almost 30 years.

shave/ shower/ sexy time/ PT shower/ crash.

20 minutes ago, slorch said:

+1 on the House of Gil sequence, for almost 30 years.

shave/ shower/ sexy time/ PT shower/ crash.

But that isn't his sequence. 

18 minutes ago, ztejas said:

But that isn't his sequence. 

Yeah, i do the shower in the morning thing too; but i shave in the evening for the obvious reason...

49 minutes ago, slorch said:

+1 on the House of Gil sequence, for almost 30 years.

shave/ shower/ sexy time/ PT shower/ crash.

Explains a lot. 

I work a desk job. I only shower at night if I work out or if there is another reason. Can still have sex because I don't get gross sitting all day.

Slorch, or Gil, do you really get that dirty being a 2 pump chump? 

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Slorch, or Gil, do you really get that dirty being a 2 pump chump? 

I guess Mama Underdog is a kiss-and-tell after all...

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Gregory should be torn down and a proper arena built for the volleyball team. Look at what we’ve done for football and basketball and they haven’t done shit in forever.

Why TF is Drake famous? The radio station my kid listens to plays his stuff once in awhile. His voice is annoying as F, and his songs are shit!

On 11/13/2022 at 7:13 AM, CooterBrown said:

Gregory should be torn down and a proper arena built for the volleyball team. Look at what we’ve done for football and basketball and they haven’t done shit in forever.

Fits the thread. Gregory is an amazing atmosphere.

On 11/13/2022 at 7:13 AM, CooterBrown said:

Gregory should be torn down and a proper arena built for the volleyball team. Look at what we’ve done for football and basketball and they haven’t done shit in forever.

Give Ole Bret Favre a call.

On 11/15/2022 at 2:18 PM, GoPokes83 said:

Why TF is Drake famous? The radio station my kid listens to plays his stuff once in awhile. His voice is annoying as F, and his songs are shit!

 

On 11/15/2022 at 2:02 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

Fits the thread. Gregory is an amazing atmosphere.

Not to mention qualifying as a historical building. Bo Diddly played there in 1963.

Squeeze a new VB area in where the old UJH is now.

On 11/15/2022 at 2:18 PM, GoPokes83 said:

Why TF is Drake famous? The radio station my kid listens to plays his stuff once in awhile. His voice is annoying as F, and his songs are shit!

Hate the Drake. 

  • 2 weeks later...

I kind of like TMZ. It comes on after the World Cup in the afternoons and I think it's a well-made TV show. 

I kind of like TMZ. It comes on after the World Cup in the afternoons and I think it's a well-made TV show. 

It’s ok and I’ll watch it instead of Jerry Springer before I go pick my kid up from school, but they seem to cover people I give zero shits about.

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