October 16, 20187 yr chad briscoe schtick is terrible and never was remotely funnyDidn't know that was unpopular. He's a fucking idiot.
October 16, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, mushroomface said: Mr Phlegm is awful. Are we able to ignore posts on this site yet? https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/ignore/
October 16, 20187 yr Briscoe sucks because it's obviously a bit and no one falls for it. Phlegm is great because his bit isn't as outrageous and people still think its real.
October 16, 20187 yr On 4/15/2018 at 4:00 PM, Jack Straw said: Thin Mint cookies suck ass Big Red is disgusting On 4/15/2018 at 4:14 PM, Walden Ponderer said: Thin Mints rock, but you are correct about Big Red. They ought to stock that shit in poison centers, because if Big Red doesn't make you puke, nothing will. Big Red? The soft drink? Fuck's wrong with you people? Damned commies. Edited October 16, 20187 yr by SHOOTER12
October 16, 20187 yr On 6/7/2018 at 2:19 PM, GringoSalado said: then what the fuck is a burrito? Larger, ends tucked, and completely rolled, most of the time cannot be unrolled without tearing apart.
October 16, 20187 yr On 9/30/2018 at 8:09 PM, Vic Mackey said: The State Fair of Texas is a fucking beating and there is nothing special about Fletcher corn dogs. You know the nickname for Fletcher corn dogs is "chola bait" don't you? Walk around with a handful of those puppies and you'll be covered up by the dozens of cholos who just want a bite
October 16, 20187 yr On 10/7/2018 at 7:26 PM, Deej said: You're not fooling anybody, Sandusky. Holy snikey...Sandman... Sandusky...hmmmm... makes one wonder.
October 17, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said: You know the nickname for Fletcher corn dogs is "chola bait" don't you? Walk around with a handful of those puppies and you'll be covered up by the dozens of cholos who just want a bite I don't think Vic is interested in the cholos
October 17, 20187 yr 11 hours ago, immortal13 said: I don't think Vic is interested in the cholos Pics say otherwise.
October 17, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said: Pics say otherwise. Cholos and cholas are not the same thing
October 17, 20187 yr 15 hours ago, immortal13 said: I don't think Vic is interested in the cholos I dunno man. Him and zepol seem pretty damn close. Edited October 17, 20187 yr by lateshow
October 19, 20187 yr This may not be unpopular, but champagne showers when you win a playoff round in baseball is stupid. There should only be champagne when you win the World Series. Champagne is for closers!
October 19, 20187 yr Winning the Division, Pennant, WS. That's the list. The showers after WC, LDS is BS. Don't believe NFL or NBA do any of that for each rd. of POs.
October 19, 20187 yr For 125 years of MLB, taking the flag has been a big deal for 75 years. Winning the Pennant was a big, laborious deal. I think a champagne celebration in the locker room is understandable. I think regular season berths, wild card, and LDS over-the-top celebration is bullshit. But you take your league's flag, you should party down. And of course, the World Series should be call girls-cum-dead hookers in trunks.
October 19, 20187 yr I'm ok with celebrations and commemorative hats for winning the pennant. Champagne is for closers!
October 19, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Okie State said: What about dog piles? Are they allowed? Tread lightly.
October 23, 20187 yr I really don't care for the NFL. I don't mind watching it at times, but I hate everything outside of the product on the field. Everything.
October 23, 20187 yr it's not unpopular. I have watched 2 NFL games in the last 10 years. And I even consider that to be a complete and total waste of time. We all need a break from our families and jobs and neighbors, but there are so many better options. Plus, I don't know who among us can attend 8-10 games/year for uT football and then still carve out 21 Sundays beyond that for NFL and playoffs. I guess most men on this site are independently wealthy and can just blow off 14-21 weekends/year. God bless y'all. But what a colossal waste of time.
October 24, 20187 yr On 10/23/2018 at 10:29 AM, ernest_t_bass said: I really don't care for the NFL. I don't mind watching it at times, but I hate everything outside of the product on the field. Everything. On this site, that is probably a popular opinion.
October 26, 20187 yr Not so much an opinion, but something I did probably 99% of the population wouldn't have done... I turned down a ticket to go to the World Series game 3. A subcontractor called me up this morning saying he could get tickets behind home plate or close by. I don't like particularly like baseball, and won't watch it on TV, but I'll watch it in person all day long because it's a good time to drink beer and chit chat. But at $1000+ a ticket, I didn't feel comfortable the idea because there's a $25 million contract on the line, and didn't want to feel obligated to him.
October 26, 20187 yr Not so much an opinion, but something I did probably 99% of the population wouldn't have done... I turned down a ticket to go to the World Series game 3. A subcontractor called me up this morning saying he could get tickets behind home plate or close by. I don't like particularly like baseball, and won't watch it on TV, but I'll watch it in person all day long because it's a good time to drink beer and chit chat. But at $1000+ a ticket, I didn't feel comfortable the idea because there's a $25 million contract on the line, and didn't want to feel obligated to him. Baseball is indeed boring. So you turned down a 1000 ticket that u would have to pay for or was it going to be comped? If comped.. you're crazy. The only time i spend 1000 on any sporting event is if the vikings got to the super bowl which will never happen so i won't need to worry about it
October 26, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: The only time i spend 1000 on any sporting event is if the vikings got to the super bowl which will never happen so i won't need to worry about it I turned down a free ticket to see the Vikings in the Super Bowl. It was VIII.
October 26, 20187 yr I turned down a free ticket to see the Vikings in the Super Bowl. It was VIII.Damn... why would you do that
October 26, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, Superhero said: I didn't feel comfortable the idea because there's a $25 million contract on the line, and didn't want to feel obligated to him. Not a bad call. I imagine if your company is bidding on $25MM contracts, they have a strict gift policy.
October 26, 20187 yr Took our company's required Ethics training yesterday so this hits close to home.
October 26, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, Superhero said: Not so much an opinion, but something I did probably 99% of the population wouldn't have done... I turned down a ticket to go to the World Series game 3. A subcontractor called me up this morning saying he could get tickets behind home plate or close by. I don't like particularly like baseball, and won't watch it on TV, but I'll watch it in person all day long because it's a good time to drink beer and chit chat. But at $1000+ a ticket, I didn't feel comfortable the idea because there's a $25 million contract on the line, and didn't want to feel obligated to him. Avatar checks out
October 26, 20187 yr all advertising should show the actual product being marketed and nothing else. you sell shitty sandwiches? don't show me some idealized one with 20 slices of ham and turkey on it when you know your 'artists' are counting out exactly 6 slices after mashing the bread. ad agency should have to go order a ham sandwich at a place in des moines and take pictures of that. you sell drugs? don't show me independently wealthy baby boomers taking the motorcycle trip of lifetime to the family picnic and then relaxing in his and her hot tubs watching the sunset over a 20 mile panoramic view. you have to show two boring ass pills. you sell financial services? sorry, you don't have a fucking product to show so you don't get to advertise. fuck you.
November 1, 20187 yr In the movie Truth About Cats and Dogs, I thought Janeane Garofalo was waaaay better looking than Uma Thurman.
November 2, 20187 yr On 10/31/2018 at 10:27 PM, TexasHooch said: In the movie Truth About Cats and Dogs, I thought Janeane Garofalo was waaaay better looking than Uma Thurman. Always thought she was a cutie, maybe not so much now.
November 2, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Paco said: I think those tomahawk ribeyes are stupid. Paying for a lot of bone. Just like your ma does.
November 3, 20187 yr 21 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said: The obsession Texans have for Whataburger is fucking dumb. You are clearly doing this thread right. But hey! Whoa! Slow down.....!
November 3, 20187 yr Yeah, it's good for a fast food burger. Better than all it's competition, but that's about it. It's still fast food. It's usually the best option when I'm out driving around and I appreciate it but it's nothing I'd ever crave or specifically leave the house for.
November 3, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, Your Mom said: Yeah, it's good for a fast food burger. Better than all it's competition, but that's about it. It's still fast food. It's usually the best option when I'm out driving around and I appreciate it but it's nothing I'd ever crave or specifically leave the house for. Technically you do have to specifically leave the house for Whataburger.
November 3, 20187 yr The obsession Texans have for Whataburger is fucking dumb. Wow. Try living somewhere without them then you'll take them for granted
November 3, 20187 yr Wow. Try living somewhere without them then you'll take them for grantedI wouldn't miss it at all. I've ate Whataburger once in the last 5 months.
November 3, 20187 yr 13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said: 36 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: Wow. Try living somewhere without them then you'll take them for granted I wouldn't miss it at all. I've ate Whataburger once in the last 5 months. Because those fat bitches you hang out with eat yours before you can get to it.
November 3, 20187 yr I wouldn't miss it at all. I've ate Whataburger once in the last 5 months. You still have that fallback option. I bet there were times it was multiple times a week in your life. I haven't been to one in 5 years
November 3, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, deadshank said: Because those fat bitches you hang out with eat yours before you can get to it. If you would have said mexican food, then yes, I'd say you are right. But they aren't big fans of Whataburger, either.
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