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11 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Oh she was on that site too? What the fuck? How many of these Republicans were on it at one point?  Boebert, Tomi Lahren and Candace all being on what looks like a fake talent scouting site is kinda suspicious. Although I would not be surprised to see Fitlump on there too. 

10 hours ago, Js1 said:

Duh. Bc it’s a grift machine and that’s it 

9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

There needs to be an investigation into this company.  I guarantee it will be found that they are bankrolled by far right operatives.  There's no other explanation.

This is the kind of grift Surly needs to be involved with.

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is the kind of grift Surly needs to be involved with.

The running a porn site part (so we make money while viewing all the porn we want), right?

 

“Babe I’m doing market research for work!”

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50 minutes ago, elfenix said:

The running a porn site part (so we make money while viewing all the porn we want), right?

 

“Babe I’m doing market research for work!”

 

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Boss is being a ballbuster on this one.

On 3/22/2024 at 12:56 PM, Biff Tannen said:

There needs to be an investigation into this company.  I guarantee it will be found that they are bankrolled by far right operatives.  There's no other explanation.

Is that illegal?

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

The running a porn site part (so we make money while viewing all the porn we want), right?

 

“Babe I’m doing market research for work!”


surly fetish porn scares me 

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

surly fetish porn scares me 

NowThis is not the attitude to have,

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


surly fetish porn scares me 

Hush.  We've seen your threads on ipihb. 

She’s a butter biscuit grifter without peer.

8 minutes ago, Satchel said:

She’s a butter biscuit grifter without peer.

This term butter biscuit is new to me, can you explain a bit of the etymology? 

I like butter on my biscuits. 
 

Anyway, this is hilarious.  I really enjoy the baroque, byzantine beefs that are part and parcel of current conservative politics and commentary. It’s this whole world of kayfabe and alternate cinematic universe.

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

This term butter biscuit is new to me, can you explain a bit of the etymology? 

Sure. Whenever slave patrols would go on the hunt for runaway enslaved people, they would often dispatch one from the house to help ensnare the runaways. In appreciation for him/her being willing to turn on their own people, the “house” person would often be paid in butter biscuits. Moral of story - don’t become what you eat.

Pussies.

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Wtf

^ pussies 

 

7 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I like butter on my biscuits. 
 

Anyway, this is hilarious.  I really enjoy the baroque, byzantine beefs that are part and parcel of current conservative politics and commentary. It’s this whole world of kayfabe and alternate cinematic universe.

What is kayfabe?

4 hours ago, SKJ said:

What is kayfabe?

It’s the behavior and storylines that pro wrestlers follow when they are in-universe. 

Don't let the marks know they're marks

She thinks that Uncle Ruckus is the protagonist in Boon Docks, doesn’t she.

She thinks that Uncle Ruckus is the protagonist in Boon Docks, doesn’t she.
Pardon my serious reply, but I don't think she does. I don't think she believes in any of it. She's a nihilist that's found a way to monetize her lack of decency.
12 minutes ago, tchookem said:
7 hours ago, 'stache said:
She thinks that Uncle Ruckus is the protagonist in Boon Docks, doesn’t she.

Pardon my serious reply, but I don't think she does. I don't think she believes in any of it. She's a nihilist that's found a way to monetize her lack of decency.

I concur. Her past would indicate that she is an apt pupil of geometry and an acute observer of all the angles.

19 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

1, 2

 

That's how we do this, right?

30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1, 2

 

That's how we do this, right?

I wouldn't touch the Confederacy with your dingus.

I wouldn't touch the Confederacy with your dingus.

You don’t know how to hate fuck, bro.
45 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1, 2

 

That's how we do this, right?

You could swap their politics, ramp them up by 10x, and that’s still the right answer.  Gabrielle is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

On 3/24/2024 at 8:09 PM, tchookem said:
On 3/24/2024 at 1:11 PM, 'stache said:
She thinks that Uncle Ruckus is the protagonist in Boon Docks, doesn’t she.

Pardon my serious reply, but I don't think she does. I don't think she believes in any of it. She's a nihilist that's found a way to monetize her lack of decency.

IOW, the black Ann Coulter

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

IOW, the black Ann Coulter

Well if she’s the black Ann Coulter, then who’s the white Jimmie Walker?

23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well if she’s the black Ann Coulter, then who’s the white Jimmie Walker?

James Carville?  I got nothing.

32 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well if she’s the black Ann Coulter, then who’s the white Jimmie Walker?

Danny Bonaduce?

Any black people who might've attended wisely declined since they know she's carrying the spawn of Satan. 

I feel like the simulation missed a golden opportunity with that photo to reintroduce Kitara Ravache.

17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


You don’t know how to hate fuck, bro.

Candy and Michelle Malkin lead my hate fuck entourage. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

49 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Yellow top and white dress

Alt chick? I think it’s more orange with khaki…Hell yeah. 

Tats? +1

Bolt-ons? +2

Super fit? +1

Into Butt stuff? +1

Butt stuff also includes stuffing your butt?
-5,000. 
 

NM. I ain’t genZ enough for that chick.

 

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5 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Looks like someone's MLM Shampoo sales team hit their goal. 

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

How do you position yourself at the back for your own shower?

Lady bout to spread her cheeks in front is #1.

Fitness lady in orange #2 (DNAguy rules apply)

 

39 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

How do you position yourself at the back for your own shower?

Lady bout to spread her cheeks in front is #1.

Fitness lady in orange #2 (DNAguy rules apply)

 

I think the brunette in the turquoise might be the best of the bunch but far back left is intriguing as well. Chick squatting with the orange dress and violet-shaded glasses probably doesn't own panties.

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

I think the brunette in the turquoise might be the best of the bunch but far back left is intriguing as well. Chick squatting with the orange dress and violet-shaded glasses probably doesn't own panties.

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Yeah, but the chick on the front left with a couple pounds on her looks far more DTF than the rest of the group.  She knows that she is not a 10, and will make up for it.    That’s why in college the ice princess Tri-Delts were clearly traditionally prettier and fashionably dressed - but a social with the Delta Gammas was much preferred - as it would get you laid. 

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Yeah, but the chick on the front left with a couple pounds on her looks far more DTF than the rest of the group.  She knows that she is not a 10, and will make up for it.    That’s why in college the ice princess Tri-Delts were clearly traditionally prettier and fashionably dressed - but a social with the Delta Gammas was much preferred - as it would get you laid. 

Gator.  Knows.  What's.  Up.

4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Yeah, but the chick on the front left with a couple pounds on her looks far more DTF than the rest of the group.  She knows that she is not a 10, and will make up for it.    That’s why in college the ice princess Tri-Delts were clearly traditionally prettier and fashionably dressed - but a social with the Delta Gammas was much preferred - as it would get you laid. 

The comparative economic model works.  

13 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Where the sistahs?

Was not a Greek guy, I ran with freakier music & theater chicks (along with indies), but "DG" had a well known interpretation even in my stone age days.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Gator.  Knows.  What's.  Up.

I don’t remember it being difficult to fuck tri-delts at all.  Might be skewed though, seems like the only soro girls I knew were all delts.  Wouldn’t categorize any of them as ice queens, but that wasn’t my scene so maybe they are. 

Gator.  Knows.  What's.  Up.

This^^^. And that’s checking in from Ole Miss. Tri Delts there were still dtf though.
17 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

She knows that she is not a 10, and will make up for it.  

Counterpoint, she is hanging out with Candace Owens so her self-awareness level is zero.

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I’ve heard journalists, hosts and personalities I know and respect explain why they invite people like Candace Owens, Nikki Haley (who repeatedly refused to acknowledge systemic racism during her Breakfast Club appearance), Larry Elder (who bolted from Van Lathan and Rachel Lindsay’s popular Higher Learning podcast) and others on to their platforms. For many, it is a futile attempt to prove their journalistic integrity by presenting “both sides” of the political spectrum. Some rightly want to expose the white supremacist fallacies at the foundation of these arguments. Others simply want to have a compelling conversation and capitalize off the ratings boosts that come with it.

I know some of these hosts personally and don’t believe there is ill intent. But they are wrong. Most of the time, the conversations are not even interesting. They only serve the people who benefit from upholding white supremacy.

This is why you shouldn't engage with obvious racist bullshit and bait.

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