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2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Do you have a prediction for Monday’s Yankees-Twins game? Since you totally nailed the one today. 

I didn't predict a Minny win.  I just said I wouldn't call it a guaranteed win for NYY.  But congrats nonetheless.

But remember I said I'm not rooting for Minny.  I want the Yankees.

You should be rooting hard for the Rays.  You don't want the Astros.

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I didn't predict a Minny win.  I just said I wouldn't call it a guaranteed win for NYY.  But congrats nonetheless.

But remember I said I'm not rooting for Minny.  I want the Yankees.

You should be rooting hard for the Rays.  You don't want the Astros.

I & every yankee fan alive wants the Astros. Take a look at Pinstripe Alley or Replacement Level Yankee Blog if you don’t believe me. It’s been Yankees-Astros all year in the AL, it’s always been clear it would come down to those two. Vengeance time. 

23 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I & every yankee fan alive wants the Astros. Take a look at Pinstripe Alley or Replacement Level Yankee Blog if you don’t believe me. It’s been Yankees-Astros all year in the AL, it’s always been clear it would come down to those two. Vengeance time. 

I'm excited for it. I was at Game 4 in 2017 and I have never heard a game get as loud as that one did when they came back from 4-0. People look at Yankee Stadium as not being a place that gets extremely loud, but it does and it's a damn fun place to watch baseball. 

Putting Stanton on the postseason roster was a big mistake. He’s beyond worthless.

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Putting Stanton on the postseason roster was a big mistake. He’s beyond worthless.

whats he make a year?

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Why do you post that shit? He has fucking 4 walks in 9 PA with a sac fly. 

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2 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Why do you post that shit? He has fucking 4 walks in 8 PA. 

Good pitchers are gonna realize if they just lay it into the strike zone he can’t touch it. He fucking sucks. 

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He was also .286/.382/.571/.954 in his 9 September games. 

Sevy looks like ass so far.  Hopefully he gets worse. 

Need to strike here. His command is coming around. 

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Welp, that inning will officially end Minn’s season. 

15 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Sevy looks like ass so far.  Hopefully he gets worse. 

Sevy humbly requests that you eat his shit.

That was one of the best jam escapes I’ve ever seen. Sevy was completely out of sorts and then just dropped his fucking nuts on the Twins season. 

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Lulz at Jake Cave having the worst game of his life. Poor guy, I remember him when he was a Yankee minor leaguer.

24 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Sevy humbly requests that you eat his shit.

That was one of the best jam escapes I’ve ever seen. Sevy was completely out of sorts and then just dropped his fucking nuts on the Twins season. 

This is just going to make Sevy’s collapse in the ALCS hurt even worse. 

How does a team always stay 1 step ahead of another team for 2 decades? I dont remember the last time a break went the twins' way.

20 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

How does a team always stay 1 step ahead of another team for 2 decades? I dont remember the last time a break went the twins' way.

This all started with Giambi’s walk off grand slam against the Twins with the Yankees down by 3 in extra innings in a regular season game in 2002. During a rainstorm. That moment was so dramatic & badass the Twins franchise has yet to recover.

Ideally the Yankees hang on here & the Rays to win tomorrow in 17 innings. Then the Astros win game 5 in 25 innings. 

Your season is going to end in 30 minutes. Calm the fuck down Romo.

Fuck, already going to Chapman. He can get the job done but it might take him 60 pitches.

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Twins in 2019 playoffs = Wolf Blitzer on Jeopardy 

They’re always like this. They’ve now lost 16 straight playoff games, the last 13 straight to the yankees.

Chapman is the opposite of automatic. It has to give the opponent a jolt of hope when they see him on the mound. He’s just so goddamn unreliable.

Game, blouses. Thanks for playing.

@TexArcher that’s about as dominant a sweep as I’ve ever seen. Minny was out scored 23-7, never even seriously threatened to take a game. I couldn’t have been more right. 

Win 101 games and get swept lol

Tucked their tails between their legs when they saw the big city skyline, mean NYC goombas and those pinstripes. Absolutely pathetic.

 

 

Im not gonna pretend to act devastated or whee bit surprised, I'm not a huge baseball guy and i boxscore watched the twins the entire year but they are the true definition of "as much as things change, they remain the same".

 

16 hours ago, Helobious said:

They’re always like this. They’ve now lost 16 straight playoff games, the last 13 straight to the yankees.

Sounds a lot like the '90s Rangers.

I don't believe this is anything not already known, but did anyone really think it would not end like that? They just cannot pitch that well. The Astros and Rays can pitch really well and are better built to deal with this lineup. 

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