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The 'Name the Band' posts made me think of this tweet and thought perhaps you creative types may have some good ones:

My contribution is simply a quote from the man himself:

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.”

“I tried to preserve the Union for this?”

“There are no bad pictures; that's just how your face looks” (sometimes).  Actual quote.  

“Sic Semper Tyrannis!”

“ Been to any good plays lately?”

"You don't just purposely start a Civil War a 15 months left in your first term.  You see, we build to that."

"I should recommend a show at my favorite theater."

"Putz."

“Trump's intellect is as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had been starved to death.”

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