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Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

college football is better when meatchicken is relevant.

Fair enough, but...

7 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

After considerable thought, I have come to the tentative conclusion that Shea Patterson sucks.  

It's just amazing that this is year five of the Harbaugh era and he's the best they've got. 

Neither of these teams worth a shit 

Michigan is going to get absolutely massacred by Ohio St.  I can't imagine being in the spot they are in with that "rivalry" right now.

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Michigan is going to get absolutely massacred by Ohio St.  I can't imagine being in the spot they are in with that "rivalry" right now.

 

He doesn't even remember how many times they've pushed his shit in so far in his career there.

11 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

How has Iowa not played Michigan since 2016?

They're in opposite divisions. 

Third time is a charm. It took Michigan three times to give it away. You think they are point shaving. Then Iowa gives it right back.

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8 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Iowa kinda looks shittastic.

Ranked 14, nobody bats en eye....

13 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

why is that a "texas route" ???

Yee haw cowboy 

Why the fuck does Fox Austin have Michigan every got damn Saturday? 

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Why the fuck does Fox Austin have Michigan every got damn Saturday? 

You have no basis for griping when you can stop watching football at any time and go have sex with your wife.  Does she orgasm emphatically?

Iowa saved its El Assico performance for this week.  

And good job by UM letting Iowa throw for a first down out of their own end zone on 3rd-and-22.

6 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Why the fuck does Fox Austin have Michigan every got damn Saturday? 

It’s a national telecast, bruh. 

They had to start throwing flags on the Michigan dbs

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

You have no basis for griping when you can stop watching football at any time and go have sex with your wife.  Does she orgasm emphatically?

I could. She does. But I’m surly and she’s at a hair appointment so i’ll complain about random shit and hang with my internet friends. 

I just woke up after falling asleep in the first quarter. Got damn this game is boring. I'd better watch Wisc blow Kent State out of the water. At least they have a player that's fun to watch. 

Nate Stanley is a really, really shitty QB. I’ve said it for 3 years. They’ll be a better team when he’s gone. 

Iowa QB cannot hit the deep sideline pass worth a damn. He's only good for the 5-15 yd dumpoffs, hoping for YAC.

Both teams play idiot football 

I usually like watching Iowa because they play old school football, which is so different from what most teams run now. It’s boring when Stanley sucks so bad. 

Iowa has good lineman as usual, but no talent at QB, RB , maybe a little at WR.

I wish we could play Big 10 offenses a few times a year. 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

I wish we could play Big 10 offenses a few times a year. 

It almost seems like one more MIchigan score, even a FG, would effectively end this shitty game.  

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