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2 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Tulsa's in Oklahoma, right? Fuck those guys.

an Oklahoma team visits a Texas team in Dallas, where the Texas qb has played for the Horns. Hmm.. who should we root for?

yes indeed, their Pk is shitass

Edited by NowThis

Yea I like Ahmad, you can tell he does his home work and watches film on the teams he covers unlike some guys.



Lowell isn’t calling this game but the dude sounds damn close to him, IMO.


Wow — sounds just like Lowell. Looked it up and his name is Anish Shroff.

Not even freaking close.... wow and the kicker is down. 

Just now, C-Man said:

 


Wow — sounds just like Lowell. Looked it up and his name is Anish Shroff.

 

Anus scruff

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Why’s he limping?

Because he’s fat. 

Yea I like Ahmad, you can tell he does his home work and watches film on the teams he covers unlike some guys.


Ahmad has come a long way, he was awful when he first started but is pretty good now.
Just now, HornsOverIthaca said:

Nice acting performance.

Exactly. no emmy win though.. just a bad flop.

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Why’s he limping?

he is trying out for FC Dallas next week

Did the kicker get hurt when he faked being hurt?

Lol missed it bad and then fake limped off the field. What a performance

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

Because he’s fat. 

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Looked to me like the defender slid into his leg. Whether it was enough to hurt the guy or not, he was smart to go down once someone hit his leg. I've seen that called a PF in other games.

Because he’s fat. 


But less fat than the aggy/Texans kicker
1 minute ago, tokamak said:

Lol missed it bad and then fake limped off the field. What a performance

Method actor.  Stanislavsky technique.

Hahahah the Tulsa kicker wants no part of this game from here on out.

Just now, Stunns38 said:

 


But less fat than the aggy/Texans kicker

 

aggy has a long turdition of fat PK’s. Alan Smith in the early 80’s looked like 50 lbs of shit stuffed into a 20 lbs bag. 

3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Ahmad has come a long way, he was awful when he first started but is pretty good now.

 

I’d much rather listen to him than Fatass Herbstriet or Dumbass Steve Levy. 

3 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Surprised they didn't call a flag

even the refs know that fat fucking okie trashpile was faking.  that whole goddamn state is full of nothing other than useless humanity and it should walled off and incinerated.  fuck tulsa fuck ou fuck that kicker and fuck oklahoma

3 plays. moved 1 yard. now bringing in the kickoff guy for first fg try

Lulz. Come on Shane. Your kicker sucks too so get it in the ez. 

Just now, deadshank said:

aggy has a long turdition of fat PK’s. Alan Smith in the early 80’s looked like 50 lbs of shit stuffed into a 20 lbs bag. 

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It's mostly Ahmad's kind of chirpy voice that makes him sound like he's babbling shit like Lowell.  But he's not.  He's gotten better.

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