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Cowboys can’t handle Rodgers once again.  Ginger never learns.

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Just now, Iceman said:

you make it sound like something changed from last year.

 

Meet the new boss...same as the old fucking boss.

don’t you remember the pre-snap motion against the giants?  totally different offense. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t ever reply to me. 

lulz

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

you make it sound like something changed from last year.

 

Meet the new boss...same as the old fucking boss.

no, I know nothing changed.  I was commenting on blowjobs everyone was giving Moore.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

How is that move by the center not a false start?

didn’t flinch enough 

Rodgers is going to run the clock all the way down and score and then we’ll go into turtle mode on next drive. Maybe we’ll score on the first drive next half as usual.

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Heath literally stood there and let Graham get a running lead on that route. Lulz.

Aaron Rodgers..one of the highest paid players in NFL history....can't shave he neck.

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Cowboys can’t handle Rodgers once again.  Ginger never learns.

A split-second late, all over the field.

As if the Packers fans at work weren’t insufferable enough already, tomorrow will be pure hell. 

14 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

George W. Bush in a suite with Ellen DeGeneres? Wtf?

She likes bush. 

Just now, Kevin O’Shea said:

Our defense has been your burned by guys like Aaron Jones and CJ Anderson 

Aaron Jones is pretty talented.  CJA is a couple of donuts away from being a contestant on the Biggest Loser.

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Heath literally stood there and let Graham get a running lead on that route. Lulz.

In his defense, he sucks

Roy Williams sucked in coverage, but I'd take him over Heath any day. At least the RB and WRs would get their shit pushed in a couple of times per game.

I just love how they give us just a little hope...only to rip it from us.

 

Or just hold after wasting so much time. Yay defense! I guess.

 

We need a big play on defense next half.

 

 

Let’s see what the offense does. I bet they’re scared to give the ball back and go into safe mode. (At least that’s what we expect Garrett to do.

 

This is a good old fashioned ass whupping. I'm hard pressed to think of anything positive so far.

Watch us run out the clock like pussies here.

Just now, Party_Taco said:

Stop making regarded mistakes and go fucking score!

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Get some points Cowboys.  Stop fucking around.

2 minutes ago, Chief21 said:

In his defense, he sucks

yep it isn't Jeff Heath's fault he starts for the Dallas Cowboys.

Hey pollard...stop running it out of the end zone. Now you’re hurt.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Get some points Cowboys.  Stop fucking around.

you want hope?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somebody gave Mr. Magoo a headset, and is apparently letting him coach defense 

3 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Football is pussy now.

NBA > NFL

NBA flops more than Euro soccer.

Anyone on the o-line want to block?  Anyone?  Anyone?

Just now, tokamak said:

This is a good old fashioned ass whupping. I'm hard pressed to think of anything positive so far.

Watch us run out the clock like pussies here.

Huge chunk yardage plays. 3 or 4 to start the drive...immediately followed by an int or 3rd down sack. 

Well they’ve had every call and break go against them, let’s see what they can do with rest of game

Rodgers is going to get the ball back and score again if we don't pick up this first.

Guys when are we going to admit the OL is not pas blocking well at all. Not last week and not this week.

Gallup is back and they just now threw to him?  OK

As often as Tyron Smith is injured, Jerry needs to just go find the best LT in the draft next year and trade whatever to get up to him. 

Someone take Ginger out for a ride in a convertible by the book depository, please. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Huge chunk yardage plays. 3 or 4 to start the drive...immediately followed by an int or 3rd down sack. 

what a drag

After that bush league emasculation last Sunday night, this is how the Cowboys bounce back?

 

So fucking Ginger.

Moore and Ginger are getting their ass kicked.  again losing Smith is crippling for this OL.

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