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Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn. 

I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I’m no dummy. I know high school girls.

Two brothers… One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching “The Wide World of Sports.” So you tell me… Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

Gee I’m real sorry your mom blew up Ricky.
This is my favorite line by far.

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

I wanted this car so bad ever since seeing that movie as a teen.5d1f3619bcbc4d543cc0bde2704daad0.jpg

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Your doing it wrong

" I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me."

 

"Tentacles.  N-T."

So, you’re Al Meyer’s kid? You look pretty stupid to me. 

Go that way. Really fast. If something gets in your way... turn.

 

 

Didn’t ask for a dime. Two dollars. Cash.

 

 

Sent from my butthole

Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in mopishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.

 

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Everything just looks so damn easy after the Olympics.  

17 hours ago, huge said:

Didn’t ask for a dime. Two dollars. Cash.

See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

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When he walks up to the douchebag couple dancing, but you can't see him until they part, and he's making the shave gesture and crying laughing.  I don't know why, but that fucking scene kills me every time.  Curtis Armstrong is a criminally underrated comedic actor.  talked with him years ago at a UT-Oakland hoops game and he was very cordial and just couldn't help but be funny.  

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

When he walks up to the douchebag couple dancing, but you can't see him until they part, and he's making the shave gesture and crying laughing.  I don't know why, but that fucking scene kills me every time.  Curtis Armstrong is a criminally underrated comedic actor.  talked with him years ago at a UT-Oakland hoops game and he was very cordial and just couldn't help but be funny.  

Yep, I love that scene as well.  And this one:

Alright, who wants to hold my clipboard? . . . Well you'll make a fine little helper. What's your name?

Charles De Mar!

Shut up, geek.

57 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

And to drink, Peru.

My brother and I say this to one another at every holiday meal. My folks always look at us like we’re complete idiots but never ask why we say it. 

My all time favorite part that never fails is when Ricky jumps to try and catch the balloon that got away. He makes it about an inch off the ground.

17 hours ago, South Austin said:

Well you'll make a fine little helper. What's your name?

Charles De Mar!

Shut up, geek.

I say this one a lot as well.  Gold!

16 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 we’re complete idiots 

Which of course you are...

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  • 2 weeks later...

I’ve heard Cusack talk about being embarrassed by it. Maybe he bought the streaming rights?

Glad I still have a DVD. 

On 10/8/2019 at 2:31 PM, PencilPusher said:

Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in mopishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.

 

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i'm just noticing this, but that's fucking Chosen from Karate Kid 2. I'm never made the connection until now

 

Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

On 10/7/2019 at 7:44 AM, 4th&Five said:

So, you’re Al Meyer’s kid? You look pretty stupid to me. 

You stupid bonehead I'm gonna actiVATE YOUR DENTAL PLAN COME HERE YOU IDIOT GET OUTTA THIS CAR

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GET OUTTA THIS CAR

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