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1 hour ago, JohnnyRage said:

Don’t forget to bring your racial hot takes 

It would be my privilege.

Wait...

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

How the fuck is it we have never me at this fucking thing?

Or did we back in my pro drinking days?

Because my go to move is to show up at Lee Harvey's and then not talk to anybody out of fear that one of you is going to out me / discuss my wife with one of my IRL friends who know nothing of my surlyness. Costanza worlds colliding and shit.

I did share a very special moment with Thujone a few years back in the men's room, where I introduced myself but other than that have tried to remain anonymous. I had been drinking rather heavily that day prior to getting to Lee Harvey's, and I'm pretty sure I came by the table and gave everybody a what's up on my way out the door, then shot all of you the bird as I got in an Uber.

I take it this is on Friday? Me the wife and a buddy of mine may be in attendance. I assume the password is “I’m from the internet” 


I expect the reply to be, “Welcome to the party, pal”

Looking at the weather forecast. Friday - High 59° Low 39°, 30% chance of rain. 

Gameday - High 66°

I suggest jacket on. You can always jacket off if you feel like it.

18 minutes ago, RPM said:

Looking at the weather forecast. Friday - High 59° Low 39°, 30% chance of rain. 

Gameday - High 66°

I suggest jacket on. You can always jacket off if you feel like it.

Usually best before a big date 

2 hours ago, tjhooker said:

So when you show up do you just tell everyone you're from the internet? 

Just look for the table of tall, handsome executive types hanging out doing cocaine off stripper tits. Can't miss it. 

Just look for the table of tall, handsome executive types hanging out doing cocaine off stripper tits. Can't miss it. 

Translation short fat sausage fest
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2 hours ago, RPM said:

Looking at the weather forecast. Friday - High 59° Low 39°, 30% chance of rain. 

Gameday - High 66°

I suggest jacket on. You can always jacket off if you feel like it.

They do have firepits out there. 

Sounds like an event I might could attend. My expectations are high though. Last time I met up with you lot in real life, SpiderAg was in attendance.

On 10/9/2019 at 6:41 PM, ztejas said:

Just look for the table of tall, handsome executive types hanging out doing cocaine off stripper tits. Can't miss it. 

Now imagine they're white.

 

Edited by RollLeft

11 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Now imagine their white.

Where tha white women at? 

On 10/9/2019 at 4:07 PM, tjhooker said:

So when you show up do you just tell everyone you're from the internet? 

This is an acceptable greeting. 

"Hi. I'm from the internet. It's 632PM and ousux."

 

I should be there early. Happy hour starts at 3 and I don’t have anything better to do

Just a heads up, I do not look like that. 

4 hours ago, BERT said:

Just a heads up, I do not look like that. 

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22 minutes ago, msudawg said:

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Well I'm aroused 

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Well I'm aroused 

If you think you’re aroused now, just wait. 
 

at the hotel bar having a drink, then heading down there 

It's on, biatches!

23 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What happened to the first 5 hundo @immamac

You mean waking up to the bar and saying "I'll start a tab, my friend from the internet will lay for it" doesn't work?

Boys it was nice meeting y’all. Always good to put faces to handles. 

33 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

You mean waking up to the bar and saying "I'll start a tab, my friend from the internet will lay for it" doesn't work?

Shut the fuck up

So what’s going on down on Commerce? I’m an old and it’s tough to get around down there with the walker. 

And, OU sucks. 

You mean waking up to the bar and saying "I'll start a tab, my friend from the internet will lay for it" doesn't work?
Funny, it worked for me an hour before Immamac showed up. Whoever bought my Makers Mark...thanks!
Anybody still at Harvey's?

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On 10/9/2019 at 7:39 AM, JohnnyRage said:

Just playing around with your balls.

Sounds faggy.

9 hours ago, BERT said:

Just a heads up, I do not look like that. 

I always assumed everyone looks like their avatar.  Expecially Texas Pete.

And Bobby Batronic.

And Futureman.

Edited by Bullneck

1 hour ago, IBuryPaul said:

So what’s going on down on Commerce? I’m an old and it’s tough to get around down there with the walker. 

And, OU sucks. 

Back in the day Commerce was where you went to fight with Sooners the night before.

[mention=1044]luke duke[/mention]is a bitch


Sadly, my 11yr streak has come to an end. You’re probably the only one left with perfect attendance.
1 hour ago, JohnnyRage said:

My bad guys 

What did you do? 

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

Y'all carry on. I'm back home. 

I think my favorite part of the night was bringing the band to a halt.

TEXAS!

You start a ruckus?

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Nah. Somebody started Texas Fight! followed by ousux!

Singer said something along the lines of 

Yay sports.

You're going to keep doing that right?

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Started Texas fight upstairs at Salsera. Fuck what you heard 

43 minutes ago, CobbInLimbo said:

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