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for Yom Kippur services to begin atoning for my sins committed over the past year.  I am bringing the two goats as directed by the old testament.

Any other suggestions ??

 

At the conclusion, don't forget to blow your chauffeur.

Don’t forget a double handful of incense sufficient to make a cloud to cover the mercy seat, lest you die.

With your sins i'd skip the goats and take a bullock....Gmar Chatima Tovah

3 hours ago, smwhorn said:

 

Any other suggestions ??

 

Bring us nude pics of Milana Vayntrub.

Make sure to update your circumcision.

Wash your matzah balls. /no hōməˈsekSHo͞oəl

 

 

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5 hours ago, smwhorn said:

for Yom Kippur services to begin atoning for my sins committed over the past year.  I am bringing the two goats as directed by the old testament.

Any other suggestions ??

 

Don’t get shot?

Don't forget the classy Chinese food afterwards.

14 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Don't forget the classy Chinese food afterwards.

with high heels and the financial times...

On October 8, 2019 at 9:08 PM, tx ind said:

Pics of Jewbies

Neta Alchimister

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On 10/8/2019 at 9:11 PM, DaysOff said:

Don't forget the classy Chinese food afterwards.

I feel somewhat atoned, and went for Chinese yesterday in all honesty.  Up in NW Austin, so tried Red Lotus in that Jester shopping complex.  

Fucking awful.  I'm about to take a violent shit.  But at least I'm cleansed baby!  

My wife’s best friend is a Jew with massive tits. That’s all I got.

My wife’s best friend is a Jew with massive tits. That’s all I got.

You lost me at wife.

Goddamnit. Joobies in the middle, wife on the right. Hers are aight.

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3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Goddamnit. Joobies in the middle, wife on the right. Hers are aight.

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smoke...

 

Shit...er I mean “pretty”

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So I start a thread on Surly about seeking forgiveness from the Lord Almighty for the sins I have committed and you people (no racist) start posting pics of Jewish girls' boobies?  What would Jesus say ???

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9 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

So I start a thread on Surly about seeking forgiveness from the Lord Almighty for the sins I have committed and you people (no racist) start posting pics of Jewish girls' boobies?  What would Jesus say ???

forgive me, father, for i have sinned by lusting after mine neighbors' boobies

13 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

So I start a thread on Surly about seeking forgiveness from the Lord Almighty for the sins I have committed and you people (no racist) start posting pics of Jewish girls' boobies?  What would Jesus say ???

"Hey! Check out them hooters!"

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CSB/ My stepbro earned a degree in sculpture.  His senior thesis was a steel column with 5 sets of bronzed (made from casts) titties of various types.  Small, perky, pendulus, average and OH MY GOD THOSE ARE THE MOST PERFECT ONES I HAVE EVER IMAGINED!!!"

"uh, awkward, those are your sister in law's. . ."

She's Jewish.

And she was cool enough to let her husband make casts of her 4 BFFs boobs.

CSB/ My stepbro earned a degree in sculpture.  His senior thesis was a steel column with 5 sets of bronzed (made from casts) titties of various types.  Small, perky, pendulus, average and OH MY GOD THOSE ARE THE MOST PERFECT ONES I HAVE EVER IMAGINED!!!"

"uh, awkward, those are your sister in law's. . ."

She's Jewish.

And she was cool enough to let her husband make casts of her 4 BFFs boobs.

I first read that as your stepbro got a degree in scripture.

2 hours ago, smwhorn said:

So I start a thread on Surly about seeking forgiveness from the Lord Almighty for the sins I have committed and you people (no racist) start posting pics of Jewish girls' boobies?  What would Jesus say ???

Aren't you Jewish? What do you care?

Maybe he'd compare them to Mary Magdalene's. 

19 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Aren't you Jewish? What do you care?

Maybe he'd compare them to Mary Magdalene's. 

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say, sorry Mary, we have a new winner.

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3 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

And she was cool enough to let her husband make casts of her 4 BFFs boobs.

I looked at this for a while trying to figure out what size BFF boobs are, and also how this chick had four of them.  it was a wild carnival going at full tilt through my mind.  

then, oh yeah, four of her good friends.  whatever.

4 hours ago, smwhorn said:

So I start a thread on Surly about seeking forgiveness from the Lord Almighty for the sins I have committed and you people (no racist) start posting pics of Jewish girls' boobies?  What would Jesus say ???

He’d like to have a word with you about that whole “atonement” thing.

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34 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

He’d like to have a word with you about that whole “atonement” thing.

Well he can call my cell tomorrow. Hopefully not during the game.

18 hours ago, txhorns said:

I'd ditch your wife for the Jew

WWJD?

On 10/11/2019 at 4:50 PM, smwhorn said:

So I start a thread on Surly about seeking forgiveness from the Lord Almighty for the sins I have committed and you people (no racist) start posting pics of Jewish girls' boobies?  What would Jesus say ???

 

He would say "Goddamn, those are some big fucking titties! Hey Moses, get a load of them RATS!"

I think I read somewhere that Jesus likes titties

On 10/11/2019 at 9:51 PM, smwhorn said:

Well he can call my cell tomorrow. Hopefully not during the game.

Is it wrong that I read your handle as "shwarmahorn"?  Now I'm hungry.

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