October 8, 20196 yr for Yom Kippur services to begin atoning for my sins committed over the past year. I am bringing the two goats as directed by the old testament. Any other suggestions ??
October 8, 20196 yr If your neighborhood mohel offers to give you his used chewing gum, don't take it.
October 8, 20196 yr Don’t forget a double handful of incense sufficient to make a cloud to cover the mercy seat, lest you die.
October 8, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, smwhorn said: Any other suggestions ?? Bring us nude pics of Milana Vayntrub.
October 9, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, smwhorn said: for Yom Kippur services to begin atoning for my sins committed over the past year. I am bringing the two goats as directed by the old testament. Any other suggestions ?? Don’t get shot?
October 9, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, smwhorn said: Any other suggestions ?? "Would it hurt you to call your mother?"
October 9, 20196 yr 14 hours ago, DaysOff said: Don't forget the classy Chinese food afterwards. with high heels and the financial times...
October 10, 20196 yr On 10/8/2019 at 9:11 PM, DaysOff said: Don't forget the classy Chinese food afterwards. I feel somewhat atoned, and went for Chinese yesterday in all honesty. Up in NW Austin, so tried Red Lotus in that Jester shopping complex. Fucking awful. I'm about to take a violent shit. But at least I'm cleansed baby!
October 10, 20196 yr My wife’s best friend is a Jew with massive tits. That’s all I got.You lost me at wife.
October 11, 20196 yr Yeah, something wrong with Tapa? Pics aren’t displaying for some reason, try posting them again.
October 11, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, 'stache said: Goddamnit. Joobies in the middle, wife on the right. Hers are aight. smoke... Shit...er I mean “pretty”
October 11, 20196 yr Author So I start a thread on Surly about seeking forgiveness from the Lord Almighty for the sins I have committed and you people (no racist) start posting pics of Jewish girls' boobies? What would Jesus say ??? Edited October 11, 20196 yr by smwhorn
October 11, 20196 yr 9 minutes ago, smwhorn said: So I start a thread on Surly about seeking forgiveness from the Lord Almighty for the sins I have committed and you people (no racist) start posting pics of Jewish girls' boobies? What would Jesus say ??? forgive me, father, for i have sinned by lusting after mine neighbors' boobies
October 11, 20196 yr 13 minutes ago, smwhorn said: So I start a thread on Surly about seeking forgiveness from the Lord Almighty for the sins I have committed and you people (no racist) start posting pics of Jewish girls' boobies? What would Jesus say ??? "Hey! Check out them hooters!"
October 11, 20196 yr CSB/ My stepbro earned a degree in sculpture. His senior thesis was a steel column with 5 sets of bronzed (made from casts) titties of various types. Small, perky, pendulus, average and OH MY GOD THOSE ARE THE MOST PERFECT ONES I HAVE EVER IMAGINED!!!" "uh, awkward, those are your sister in law's. . ." She's Jewish. And she was cool enough to let her husband make casts of her 4 BFFs boobs.
October 12, 20196 yr CSB/ My stepbro earned a degree in sculpture. His senior thesis was a steel column with 5 sets of bronzed (made from casts) titties of various types. Small, perky, pendulus, average and OH MY GOD THOSE ARE THE MOST PERFECT ONES I HAVE EVER IMAGINED!!!" "uh, awkward, those are your sister in law's. . ." She's Jewish. And she was cool enough to let her husband make casts of her 4 BFFs boobs.I first read that as your stepbro got a degree in scripture.
October 12, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, smwhorn said: So I start a thread on Surly about seeking forgiveness from the Lord Almighty for the sins I have committed and you people (no racist) start posting pics of Jewish girls' boobies? What would Jesus say ??? Aren't you Jewish? What do you care? Maybe he'd compare them to Mary Magdalene's.
October 12, 20196 yr 19 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said: Aren't you Jewish? What do you care? Maybe he'd compare them to Mary Magdalene's. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say, sorry Mary, we have a new winner.
October 12, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, BearSchlong said: And she was cool enough to let her husband make casts of her 4 BFFs boobs. I looked at this for a while trying to figure out what size BFF boobs are, and also how this chick had four of them. it was a wild carnival going at full tilt through my mind. then, oh yeah, four of her good friends. whatever.
October 12, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, smwhorn said: So I start a thread on Surly about seeking forgiveness from the Lord Almighty for the sins I have committed and you people (no racist) start posting pics of Jewish girls' boobies? What would Jesus say ??? He’d like to have a word with you about that whole “atonement” thing.
October 12, 20196 yr Author 34 minutes ago, formermav43 said: He’d like to have a word with you about that whole “atonement” thing. Well he can call my cell tomorrow. Hopefully not during the game.
October 19, 20196 yr On 10/11/2019 at 4:50 PM, smwhorn said: So I start a thread on Surly about seeking forgiveness from the Lord Almighty for the sins I have committed and you people (no racist) start posting pics of Jewish girls' boobies? What would Jesus say ??? He would say "Goddamn, those are some big fucking titties! Hey Moses, get a load of them RATS!"
October 21, 20196 yr On 10/11/2019 at 9:51 PM, smwhorn said: Well he can call my cell tomorrow. Hopefully not during the game. Is it wrong that I read your handle as "shwarmahorn"? Now I'm hungry.
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