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Well jsut like the title say's I went to Dalla's It was cool I went to The Fair .

did u know there are strip club's that they show you there pralene . Yeah its true I went too one . It was call TP or Something storey goes like this I will tell you about it .  One of these girl's was from Terell with brace's it was just like Hi School except I think she had Tuberquolses . Except for when she cough on me it was hot anyways did U know they touch youre bird . If anybody want's to go back to Dalla's let me know because I liked it

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2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Why didn't you stay for Texas/OU?

Carl had too get back he's not allow out of the county for more than 24 hour's

Next time tell Carl to climb up the inside of Big Tex's pants leg, and he can wriggle around like a turd in his britches.

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1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Next time tell Carl to climb up the inside of Big Tex's pants leg, and he can wriggle around like a turd in his britches.

Well Carl has got really Fat so the only thing he wriglin is a Arby Sandwich

How does it compare to Hous'ton?

3 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

ask me anything

Never mind.  Tfoolry beat me to it.

3 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

ask me anything

Do you still sell Scentsy's?

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Never realized pecans looked like wrinkled pussy

Yeah, but you make just one pie out of wrinkled pussy, and the cops start asking all kinds of nosy questions.

I re-read pralene a few times trying to figure it out.  briscoe-inspired "aha" moments are outstanding.

16 hours ago, Errestaurants said:

Does Carl give you Road Head? or Vice Versa?

and does he go crazy 8 on the prostate?

 

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