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I may not sleep. Deep ellum is nuts.  Fuck ou 

My mother sent me this.

Fuck OU.

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Heading to the Cotton Bowl at 8 a.m.

Hook'em 

2 minutes ago, BigSwingingD said:

My mother sent me this.

Fuck OU.

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Heading to the Cotton Bowl at 8 a.m.

Hook'em 

Definitely saw that cake one a friends Snapchat tonight lol. 
 

also, fuck OU

Well I’d you can’t sleep you can watch VY and Brian Robison murder Bomar and OU on the LHN 

Official on the west coast so I’m in.  

I’m on the TRE right now heading to Dallas and it was fucking late and it’s fucking cold. So fuck ou

4 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

But has anyone said fuck ou yet?

Second post, but can’t be said enough.

My hatred for the sooners and everything they represent is unbound. In me burns the fire of every supernova in history for what they are. For walhat they represent. For the things they hold up as "just." There is no more a diminutive or heinous creature in all existence than a sooner. They represent the absolute worst of what the human species can or will ever be. Their anguish is righteous and proper. There is nothing good about them or their "history."

Today is the day when good meets evil. When good and solemn triumphs. Today those that are divine ascend to their place among the honored.

TEXAS!!!!


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51 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

My hatred for the sooners and everything they represent is unbound. In me burns the fire of every supernova in history for what they are. For walhat they represent. For the things they hold up as "just." There is no more a diminutive or heinous creature in all existence than a sooner. They represent the absolute worst of what the human species can or will ever be. Their anguish is righteous and proper. There is nothing good about them or their "history."

Today is the day when good meets evil. When good and solemn triumphs. Today those that are divine ascend to their place among the honored.

Who you calling diminutive?

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11 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

I almost feel sorry for them

 

almost...

For what? Being Sam’s bitch again, or generally having to live in Oklahoma?

8 hours ago, BigSwingingD said:

My mother sent me this.

Fuck OU.

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Heading to the Cotton Bowl at 8 a.m.

Hook'em 

Your mother is awesome. I'm a chick but I'd do her.  Hook'em Horns!

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

For what? Being Sam’s bitch again, or generally having to live in Oklahoma?

Bro, just hang out at the downtown Marriot Bar on Friday night. 
 

To answer your question, all of it. 

1 hour ago, Voluminous Banality said:

Who you calling diminutive?

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I'm sorry was that too big a word for the sooner brain, if it can even be called that? Let me rephrase. There exists not a shitbag people more worthy of themselves than any other I have ever encountered in my entire life. I would rather be connected to an amoebas than a sooner. There is no mor an insult than to be characterized as one that consorts with such a vile and vileness spectre. Sooners are, by definition, those who would step over a boundary under illicit pretense against any that preceded them. The. Attempt to or succeed in massacering them. Innocent blood was shed at their hands.

I hate them. I hate all that they are.

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

Gameday bringing in a Missouri State grad uh? I get he's from Louisiana... but lol.

Couldn’t find anyone else sober enough to do the show.

2 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

I'm sorry was that too big a word for the sooner brain, if it can even be called that? Let me rephrase. There exists not a shitbag people more worthy of themselves than any other I have ever encountered in my entire life. I would rather be connected to an amoebas than a sooner. There is no mor an insult than to be characterized as one that consorts with such a vile and vileness spectre. Sooners are, by definition, those who would step over a boundary under illicit pretense against any that preceded them. The. Attempt to or succeed in massacering them. Innocent blood was shed at their hands.

I hate them. I hate all that they are.

This right here is pure frontier gibberish....but the sentiment is absolutely correct.

9 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

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Collectively...a complete strand of human DNA

Where? You mean oozing from their collective shard hungry assholes? 

2 hours ago, Voluminous Banality said:

Who you calling diminutive?

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I think I made this last year. Still fucking funny to laugh at him 

I wonder how many surly posters are already drunk on the Fairgrounds. 

Y'all have a great time up there, remind those Sooners that all rivalry smack and bullshitting aside, we are all still Americans.  They're just second-rate ones.  But seriously, walk up and look them in the eye and simply say, "Good luck today.  Rivalry notwithstanding, you and your family are a lower class of human, a part of our species but not a part of our race." 

I am exhausted pretending people from Oklahoma are the same as the rest of us.  It's a bullshit political agenda and it stops now.  Well over 100 years ago, Oklahoma established a university, started a football rivalry with Texas, and then became a state.  They've been allowed to live among us, work among us, and play very competitive football against us.  

As of today, that is all a rumor.  It never happened.  

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