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2019 Red River Rivalry University of Texas VS OUSUX - Cotton Bowl 11AM on FOX

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Shitty thread title.

It is the “2019 Texas - OUsux Game”

All the talk about running the ball best wins.  Won't be surprised to see blOU throw early to set up the run.

Texas DL needs to get hands up and knock down some passes.  Hope Horns DBs and LBs tackle well today.  Win the turnover battle... protect the DAMN Ball... 

So what should we call this thread??

blOU's postgame: "We got the Hurts & Squirts"

or  "Take the Loss Pussy"

 

Edited by LTtxfan

Just stopped by to say FUCK OU.  Leaving for the cotton bowl now.  We’re going to fuck them up.

8 minutes ago, Longhorn Fever said:

What time is it?

 

from Raleigh, NC

TEXAS!

Of course, it's time to me to be at a wedding...

Fyi... FOX has a pregame that starts at 9am cst.  

Wonder if they are broadcasting from The State Fair today??

2 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Of course, it's time to me to be at a wedding...

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Fuck those red dirt cock suckers. Saw a lot of Mobile Homes on 35 last night. Be careful out there gentlemen.

I’m not there. We win.
I hear you. I've been to 6 or 7 and we lost each time.

FUCK OU

WE GONNA WIN

Fuck OU and the whole worthless shithole of Oklahoma 

Early morning prop lines:

Duvernay TDs: O/U 2.5

Ehlinger Total Yards: O/U 400

Riley Bags of Dicks Consumed: O/U 50

 

7 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Early morning prop lines:

Duvernay TDs: O/U 2.5

Ehlinger Total Yards: O/U 400

Riley Bags of Dicks Consumed: O/U 50

 

O on all 3

58 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Shitty thread title.

It is the “2019 Texas - OUsux Game”

It's just the "ou Game," period, paragraph. Some pencil-dick dork in some obscure advertising agency came up with what he thought was a catchy name for corporate endorsement. It's bullshit. We call it the "ou Game;" they call it, when their mouths aren't so full of dicks that they can talk, the "Texas Game." It's an epic, magnificent confrontation between two teams and two fanbases that hate each other more than they hate any other team/program. It's monumental in scope, most years has an overarching effect on the national playoff picture, and is the single, most important game on both teams' regular schedule. Don't demean it with some catch-phrase bullshit moniker that bad TV tries to sell you; call it what your father and your grandfather called it, and hopefully what your grandkids will call it: the fuckin' "ou Game."

Now go out there and beat the livin' shit outta' ou! Goddam, I wish I was there.

2 dogs in and a wax cup beer. 
 

and ass errrrrrrrrverywhere

5 minutes ago, BERT said:

2 dogs in and a wax cup beer. 
 

and ass errrrrrrrrverywhere

looking forward to all the new "hot or not" entries.  

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

Pics?

Goddamn you’re there early. Trying to get the Troops going here. 

I'm glad we finally get a game on Fox.  The ABC/ESPN commentators are so anti Texas and have their noses so far up the SEC SEC SEC asses.  Last week was unbearable with how horny they were over WVU.  

4 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I'm glad we finally get a game on Fox.  The ABC/ESPN commentators are so anti Texas and have their noses so far up the SEC SEC SEC asses.  Last week was unbearable with how horny they were over WVU.  

That fuck stick Brando is at Fox, but today will be Gus & Klatt who are some of the most pro Texas announcers I have ever heard. 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

That fuck stick Brando is at Fox, but today will be Gus & Klatt who are some of the most pro Texas announcers I have ever heard. 

Thank you!   I forgot about Brando at Fox.  But he's on the FS1 telecasts which is usually reserved for the less important games.  Correct?  

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I'm glad we finally get a game on Fox.  The ABC/ESPN commentators are so anti Texas and have their noses so far up the SEC SEC SEC asses.  Last week was unbearable with how horny they were over WVU.  

Love Gus Johnson calling CFB.  Joel Klatt is great too...

"EARTHQUAKE... he hit it... DICKER THE KICKER!!! "

Boz just walked by and I swear he flashed the hook’em

What’s the difference between a girl from oklahoma and a catfish? One has whiskers and stinks, the other is a fish. 

From every picosecond since the big bang until the entire known universe ceases to exist ou sucks

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