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2019 Red River Rivalry University of Texas VS OUSUX - Cotton Bowl 11AM on FOX

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Fuck OU. Fuck Oklahoma. Fuck red. Fuck crimson. Fuck cream. Fuck paper clips. Fuck Oklahoma. Fuck douches who have girl last names and give their kids last names for first names. Fuck Noriega, fuck all these assholes. Fuck you. Fuck me. Stigmata. Stigmata......

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Fyi... FOX has a pregame that starts at 9am cst.  

Wonder if they are broadcasting from The State Fair today?

YUP... Live from The State Fair of Texas

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

YUP... Live from The State Fair of Texas

Last year bc Game Day was so crowded we went over to the Fox broadcast. It was pretty fun. You can definitely get closer to the action.

So OU has been favored in the last ten matchups. We beat OU each time (three) that they came into the RRR undefeated. Heard this on the radio. 

Picking corn today, and will be listening via your guys’s radio dude on TuneIn.

Your announcers blow the slobbering OU guys out of the water (although the OU guys are unintentionally funny).

Did anyone hear about OU losing their starting TE for the game? Just saw that pop up on The Score App game chat.

3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Did anyone hear about OU losing their starting TE for the game? Just saw that pop up on The Score App game chat.

Multiple reports saying that now

2 dogs in and a wax cup beer. 
 
and ass errrrrrrrrverywhere
Did Ramjet bring you?

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9 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Did anyone hear about OU losing their starting TE for the game? Just saw that pop up on The Score App game chat.

Beating women or meth?

2 hours ago, Errestaurants said:

Fuck those red dirt cock suckers. Saw a lot of Mobile Homes on 35 last night. Be careful out there gentlemen.

Technically, those are just homes to those fuckers. 

Hold up and I might be late to this: they removed the word Cotton Bowl from the midfield logo?

Fuuuuuck that.

And fuck Oklahoma. 

I love this week. Honest to goodness hate fuels the best rivalry in college football.

 

Fuck the land thieves. We are going to wreck shop today. Hook'em [emoji869][emoji243]

 

 

Just now, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Just happened to glance at my watch and see the time is 10:10am

So, what time does the first drink get consumed?  These 11:00 am games are brutal.

2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Of course, it's time to me to be at a wedding...

No, it's not.

I scheduled my son's birthday party around the game because it's time to watch Texas run the ball down those cocksucker ou sucks throats.

Fuck those inbred, dirt-stealing, sister-fucking meth adicts.

 

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Just now, Horn80 said:

So, what time does the first drink get consumed?  These 11:00 am games are brutal.

I’m already at a bar..... so get started!

Just now, Horn80 said:

So, what time does the first drink get consumed?  These 11:00 am games are brutal.

About two hours ago.

Just now, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

I’m already at a bar..... so get started!

My man.

Micheladas started already. Will Transition to IPAs at game time and whisky after.


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Long line of sooners at the fried meth stand

Just now, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

ESPN is sucking ous dick crazy hard in pregame. Giving us no shot at all

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Big Noon going full retard trying to explain football instead of just showing fucking highlights of previous years

ESPN is sucking ous dick crazy hard in pregame. Giving us no shot at all


Vegas said Joe Public is all over Texas and the points tho.


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1 hour ago, Boerne Horn said:

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allegiances aside...thats pretty fuckin sick. a rat tail mullet? our move, texas

Fox pregame is much better. They're at the State Fair, so most of the talk is about the game.

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