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Where are all the retards at calling people pussies and celebrating that 7pt moral victory last week?

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6 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Where are all the retards at calling people pussies and celebrating that 7pt moral victory last week?

 

 

you mean all those participation ribbon posters who love moral victories?  

yep, we should create a list. they're dumbasses.

 

 

Let's just stop taking the funk with this shit. Lock Meyer up and fire this charlatan.

Is it possible Herman is a gimmick coach who has run out of gimmicks to win games?

Our common refrain is typically "who can we get that's better?" Welp now we have an obvious candidate in Meyer available. 

 

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Our common refrain is typically "who can we get that's better?" Welp now we have an obvious candidate in Meyer available. 
 


Maybe we can hire him as the Minister of Coaching.
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No doubt that we will win, but this game is exactly why TH is a 2nd place coach.

 

I am hopeful our head coach can achieve 2nd place some day.

 

3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

No doubt that we will win, but this game is exactly why TH is a 2nd place coach.

 

No doubt???

17 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I am hopeful our head coach can achieve 2nd place some day.

 

2nd place in the Austin metro area maybe. 

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Is it possible Herman is a gimmick coach who has run out of gimmicks to win games?

Some of us saw that when he was hired. 

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No doubt???


Contrary asshole was intent on proving me wrong.

2nd place coach looks good right about now, I'm not even sure if Herman is that. 

During halftime I walked the dog and she took a massive crap in the middle of the sidewalk.  That was way better.

He's gotta fire Orlando. Absolutely has to.

He's gotta fire Orlando. Absolutely has to.


Yep. Nobody can take him seriously trotting that crap out each week. Zero chance Orlando gets this defense to a championship level.
On 10/13/2019 at 12:08 PM, ztejas said:

Then shut the fuck up. We don't need 3 paragraphs from some assclown that didn't watch the game. 

didn't watch this one either funboy.

just saw the score wow.  

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After using the last time out.


A timeout after a first down, btw.

As the game progresses, the HC needs to not only understand WHAT is working, he needs to understand WHY it is working. I'm not convinced Herman is  capable of doing either. 

When  you play teams like Kansas, you gotta run over them. Pick your passes. We WERE running over them, but only when we tried. Sam's Interception at the ten yard line, in light of our running prowess was just plain a stupid and almost fatal play call.

A good coach will see a weakness or mistake and correct ASAP.  Against LSU, we needed an onside kick desperately. It went too far downfield and only one guy even had a shot at it as it flew out of bounds. Did we practice it in the ensuing weeks? Because against OU we did the same fucking thing - exactly. Either Herman isn't putting in the hours necessary to get to the top - either that or he's too easy on his coaches, because this entire season has been some of the ugliest football I've ever seen a Texas team play.

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What fuckin second place. For that kind of money the production is pathetic. We bought the snake oil let’s not waste more Texas money on a sunk cost. Change is in order.

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