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2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I’d like to know who the new DT coach is, any new murmurings out there?

We're leaving Carrington out to recruit until NSD2. Calm your tits in the JUGS thread.

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1 minute ago, FCB said:

i am not a sock. you have to actually be somebody to have/be a sock

BTW. need avatar suggestions. i really cant stand this chode, and having his pic here gives me the sads

3 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I’d like to know who the new DT coach is, any new murmurings out there?

Trying to get this thread back on track, I see. Consider yourself reported.

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We're leaving Carrington out to recruit until NSD2. Calm your tits in the JUGS thread.

I hadn’t been there since Tuesday, and now I can’t get past the young brunette on the tennis court.

6 minutes ago, FCB said:

BTW. need avatar suggestions. i really cant stand this chode, and having his pic here gives me the sads

My suggestion: Delete your account.

The last few pages reads like teen posters syncing their fucking periods.  Jfc, get your shit together assholes.  Let's get back to trashing our head coach and having bi-polar like sentiments regarding his hires.  They are awesome and will suck, maybe.

53 minutes ago, MoJames said:

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Lulz

24 minutes ago, FCB said:

BTW. need avatar suggestions. i really cant stand this chode, and having his pic here gives me the sads

Tiddies

43 minutes ago, FCB said:

BTW. need avatar suggestions. i really cant stand this chode, and having his pic here gives me the sads

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58 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I’d like to know who the new DT coach is, any new murmurings out there?

 

3 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Doxxing him? I haven't used his real name or posted any of his personal info. 

And no I'm not referencing what EJ Holland said. 

You know what you were doing. You made four posts specifically referencing the weak bullshit of “I know about you offline and people say you’re mean/crazy/whatever, hahahahaa nanny nanny boo boo, I know something you don’t know.” You did this after a dust-up in a couple of threads and your feelings got hurt. Congrats on the threat. 

I was playing in the beginning, but the mood all changed. You have 24,000 posts between this board and Shaggy. If you don’t think you have a visible digital footprint that a small research exercise and a little money can’t sort, let me know and I will happily disavow you of that illusion. 

There is no place for this kind of fuckwaddery on a board meant for entertainment, but if you want to see who has the conviction of their beliefs on things of this matter, I will happily join you in this tumbledown and then we can take our measure. I’ve already been through it. We can all be reached out and touched. Anyone condoning your behavior is ignorant and could also be disavowed of their illusions. 

You know what you were doing. You made four posts specifically referencing the weak bullshit of “I know about you offline and people say you’re mean/crazy/whatever, hahahahaa nanny nanny boo boo, I know something you don’t know.” You did this after a dust-up in a couple of threads and your feelings got hurt. Congrats on the threat. 
I was playing in the beginning, but the mood all changed. You have 24,000 posts between this board and Shaggy. If you don’t think you have a visible digital footprint that a small research exercise and a little money can’t sort, let me know and I will happily disavow you of that illusion. 
There is no place for this kind of fuckwaddery on a board meant for entertainment, but if you want to see who has the conviction of their beliefs on things of this matter, I will happily join you in this tumbledown and then we can take our measure. I’ve already been through it. We can all be reached out and touched. Anyone condoning your behavior is ignorant and could also be disavowed of their illusions. 

You’re such a beta. Just get doxxed and be an alpha male and force him to respect you. Got damn your post are a beating knowing how creepy you are irl
13 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:


You’re such a beta. Just get doxxed and be an alpha male and force him to respect you. Got damn your post are a beating knowing how creepy you are irl

So many people call me a beta. You’ve got me “pegged”? Anyway, if it is this personal for you, you’ve got a problem. You’re going on ignore, and if I bother you that much, you should consider the same. 

how many pages is this circle jerk gonna take?

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

how many pages is this circle jerk gonna take?

I'm done with it. I put CTJ on ignore and he can do the same with me. He's right above that if posters have issues with each other just put each other on "ignore". 

So many people call me a beta. You’ve got me “pegged”? Anyway, if it is this personal for you, you’ve got a problem. You’re going on ignore, and if I bother you that much, you should consider the same. 

You don’t bother me at all but I like triggering your cause it’s funny
6 minutes ago, Zavala said:

how many pages is this circle jerk gonna take?

We’re doing about 4 pages a day of this circle jerk.  We are 12 days out from NSD2. Assuming we hire a DT coach a couple of days after signing day, and there is therefore nothing else to talk about until then, that projects to 56 more pages of this circle jerk.  

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

We’re doing about 4 pages a day of this circle jerk.  We are 12 days out from NSD2. Assuming we hire a DT coach a couple of days after signing day, and there is therefore nothing else to talk about until then, that projects to 56 more pages of this circle jerk.  

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13 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I'm done with it. I put CTJ on ignore and he can do the same with me. He's right above that if posters have issues with each other just put each other on "ignore". 

Awww, see, now we can all be friends again. 

This thread is just getting better by the minute.

I was under the erroneous impression that several pages of new content meant that we had hired a DL coach. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I was under the erroneous impression that several pages of new content meant that we had hired a DL coach. 

You’re a seasoned a veteran of this site, you know better. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I was under the erroneous impression that several pages of new content meant that we had hired a DL coach. 

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I was playing in the beginning, but the mood all changed. You have 24,000 posts between this board and Shaggy. If you don’t think you have a visible digital footprint that a small research exercise and a little money can’t sort, let me know and I will happily disavow you of that illusion. 

There is no place for this kind of fuckwaddery on a board meant for entertainment, but if you want to see who has the conviction of their beliefs on things of this matter, I will happily join you in this tumbledown and then we can take our measure. I’ve already been through it. We can all be reached out and touched. Anyone condoning your behavior is ignorant and could also be disavowed of their illusions. 

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I was under the erroneous impression that several pages of new content meant that we had hired a DL coach. 

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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

We're leaving Carrington out to recruit until NSD2. Calm your tits in the JUGS thread.

If Carrington is going to be a "coach" until NSD2, why can't we hire the new DL coach as a "recruiting analyst" until NSD2?  Then after NSD2, they can each be reassigned.  Seems like that would be the mensa thing to do.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

pegged

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46 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You’re a seasoned a veteran of this site, you know better. 

Yeah mea culpa. I feel like such a siphonophore. 

3 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

My suggestion: Delete your account.

nah. I like this better. 

18 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

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methinks thou dost protest too much. 

5 minutes ago, FCB said:

nah. I like this better. 

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1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

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i would pos rep this. but my rookie status wont let me. lol

32 minutes ago, WBT said:

If Carrington is going to be a "coach" until NSD2, why can't we hire the new DL coach as a "recruiting analyst" until NSD2?  Then after NSD2, they can each be reassigned.  Seems like that would be the mensa thing to do.

Because believe it or not the NCAA does actually pay attention to Universities blatantly circumventing the rule about what coaches can and cannot contact recruits. Otherwise why not just have a team of "analysts" and a team of recruiters

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1 hour ago, Bevo VIII said:


You don’t bother me at all but I like triggering your cause it’s funny

That doesn't take much effort. All you have to do is type something and you've triggered him. 

Which one was the original “mudhole” thread? Was it the one about Stanford?

10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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Can we go a day without bringing up South Austin’s mom?

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Haven't been in this thread for a week or so. Thought some big new shit. Was not disappoint

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