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7 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m willing to give any coach that runs the 4-3 a chance tbh. Have I mentioned how much fucking hate 3 down lineman

Better yet I’m willing to give any DC that doesn’t call plays like a pussy and give opposing WRs ten yd cushion a chance tbh. I’m tired of that shit. If you don’t have DBs that can win 1 on 1 battles than develop them or find some who can. We’re not fucking Kansas, Rutgers, or Indiana 

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    Blue Bell is announcing the release of a new flavor, Gordita Latina to be served exclusively at Texas Athletic facilities and DKR, it will feature hints of Canela, White Apples and Mexican vanilla. 

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    A few things: -If Harrell is the OC, and the rumors are legit but don’t take anything for granted until ink is dry, then Traylor could make a return. Herman would be admitting to a mistake in let

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Seeing Riley at Heisman with his third straight finalist makes me want to barf

3 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Seeing Riley at Heisman with his third straight finalist makes me want to barf

What’s the point in even watching? Burrow is gonna win and it’s gonna be a landslide. 

6 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Seeing Riley at Heisman with his third straight finalist makes me want to barf

Lamb should’ve been their instead. Best player on OU this year

Ash may end up sucking, but he should never be mentioned in the same sentence as Watson.   Watson is the worse hire in UT history. 

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I think that's right, but the Bobby Jack Wright promotion to DC gives it a run for the money.

Oh shit, I remember that

Thinking we got our oc. Harrell time

Huh?


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9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Thinking we got our oc. Harrell time

 

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


Huh?


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Wha?

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

Did you dream this or actually have a source?

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1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

Did you dream this or actually have a source?

Chip was saying graham has been misdirecting everyone and is very much in play

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If Chip says Harrell is in play, then I expect Harrell to take the DC job for the Montreal Alouettes.

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Chip was saying graham has been misdirecting everyone and is very much in play

This guy doesn’t fuck. Username absolutely doesn’t check out.

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Such as?

This is why it's hard for me to get too worked up with Ash at the end of the day. I understand why one would be concerned with Herman hiring within his network. That hasn't worked out previously. But stop and think about who is/was a realistic target with as good or better qualifications. 

That list is a short one. It sounds like Texas had at least some discussions with Barry Odom, who wound up choosing a job in the region he's lived/worked in for his entire career. Sounds like they made Scalley say no, which was obviously never happening but you have to make the call. We don't really know who they're talking to beyond that, but there aren'tthat many proven commodities out there. As appears to have,at the very least, a much higher floor than Todd Orlando. That alone could be worth multiple wins.

Chip is an idiot. I fully expect Harrell to stay at USC now

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Chip is an idiot. I fully expect Harrell to stay at USC now

He is.  He’s way behind nahlin.   I think nahlin has like our chances for a while. Now with chips change we’ll you can connect the dots.  No usc announcement and number of hc jobs available have reduced.   

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Chip is an idiot. I fully expect Harrell to stay at USC now

Just now? Haha

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Saturday, 7:45 pm - Hearing USC offensive coordinator Graham Harrell has been getting an early start on working some misdirection and is still VERY much in the mix to succeed Tim Beck at Texas. (Chip Brown)
 

 

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Saturday, 7:45 pm - Hearing USC offensive coordinator Graham Harrell has been getting an early start on working some misdirection and is still VERY much in the mix to succeed Tim Beck at Texas. (Chip Brown)

 

 

Regardless who it's coming from, the fact nothing with USC has been announced is a plus for the good guys (until it's not).

 

 

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On 12/9/2019 at 7:29 PM, Longhorn94 said:

Sorry been traveling all week. I will check in tomorrow when I get home. But one of my neighbors will be one of the last to know and the other is immune so not sure how much he knows. I will report back anything interesting.

Ok so I visited with a few folks on the defensive staff today and they don't have a clue who is going to be hired to be the DC. They are just trying to keep their heads down, recruit hard, and coach up the team for the bowl game. They don't think any offers have gone out yet on the DC job but they doubt it will be Ash. That's all I got today. It's kind of an awkward conversation when they night be losing their job. They did say that recruiting was going well.

14 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

Ok so I visited with a few folks on the defensive staff today and they don't have a clue who is going to be hired to be the DC. They are just trying to keep their heads down, recruit hard, and coach up the team for the bowl game. They don't think any offers have gone out yet on the DC job but they doubt it will be Ash. That's all I got today. It's kind of an awkward conversation when they night be losing their job. They did say that recruiting was going well.

Where do I send my tree-fiddy?

If Harrell was remaining with USC, they'd be screaming it from the rooftops.

At worst, his agent is still shopping him around.

At best, he's weighing his options still. 

That'll be $0.095

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3 minutes ago, TXs said:

If Harrell was remaining with USC, they'd be screaming it from the rooftops.

At worst, his agent is still shopping him around.

At best, he's weighing his options still. 

That'll be $0.095

You put this all together by yourself? 

Just now, Neonmoon said:

You put this all together by yourself? 

Yes, hence the discount

4 minutes ago, TXs said:

If Harrell was remaining with USC, they'd be screaming it from the rooftops.

At worst, his agent is still shopping him around.

At best, he's weighing his options still. 

That'll be $0.095

He and herm have the same agent

5 minutes ago, TXs said:

If Harrell was remaining with USC, they'd be screaming it from the rooftops.

At worst, his agent is still shopping him around.

At best, he's weighing his options still. 

That'll be $0.095

WOJBOMB

Pretty sure Charlie Strong is still available...

i spent a good part of the week in airports and having just caught up, want to commend everyone for their ability to conjure cromulent assholery from thin air, page after page after page.

1 hour ago, Longhorn94 said:

Ok so I visited with a few folks on the defensive staff today and they don't have a clue who is going to be hired to be the DC. They are just trying to keep their heads down, recruit hard, and coach up the team for the bowl game. They don't think any offers have gone out yet on the DC job but they doubt it will be Ash. That's all I got today. It's kind of an awkward conversation when they night be losing their job. They did say that recruiting was going well.

Some people are really going to be happy/mind blown over this update. Thanks, there is more quality here than the entire week of 9.95ers.

39 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i spent a good part of the week in airports and having just caught up, want to commend everyone for their ability to conjure cromulent assholery from thin air, page after page after page.

It’s what we do. 

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

We shall see

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It would be awesome if there is a forum out there where coaches bitch nonstop about their shitty fan bases. 

Us right now:

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Let me guess what will be behind the door Herman chooses

 

 

 

6 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Us right now:

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Let me guess what will be behind the door Herman chooses

 

 

 

It’s a jackass!  No wait, it’s a mirror. 

I just want to take this moment to say how impressed I am with the depth of knowledge you fuckers have of rando CFB position coaches.

Surly is the new Korn Ferry. Korn Surly, perhaps?

5 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i spent a good part of the week in airports and having just caught up, want to commend everyone for their ability to conjure cromulent assholery from thin air, page after page after page.

It's what we do here.

8 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Where do I send my tree-fiddy?

 

8 hours ago, TXs said:

That'll be $0.095

Been away from the boards for a while.  Holy shit y’all have hit quite the recession.  Almost even feels like a depression.

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s a jackass!  No wait, it’s a mirror. 

 

Herman's choice...

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8 hours ago, TXs said:

If Harrell was remaining with USC, they'd be screaming it from the rooftops.

At worst, his agent is still shopping him around.

At best, he's weighing his options still. 

That'll be $0.095

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Did you put that together yourself, Einstein?

You got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

21 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Are Bonita fish big?

Does the Pope wear a hat that looks like a fish?

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: The one in Rome... not the Assistant AD at tOSU

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

 

Been away from the boards for a while.  Holy shit y’all have hit quite the recession.  Almost even feels like a depression.

There are people here who should be paying me to read their inane bullshit. 

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