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6 hours ago, Sejjr said:

I just want to take this moment to say how impressed I am with the depth of knowledge you fuckers have of rando CFB position coaches.

Surly is the new Korn Ferry. Korn Surly, perhaps?

More like Korn Holey.

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10 hours ago, GOAT said:

Pretty sure Charlie Strong is still available...

Actually, he's probably headed to Ole Miss to work with Joey Freshwater

4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

It's what we do here.

To see this many pages and absolutely nothing of real substance must have been quite the let down.  My favorite part are the posters complaining about hires that will never materialize but they are still pissed about those mythical hires.  And yet here I am reading every last one.  

Going to dig out my old Viking runes to find out who are coordinators are going to be. If Chip can hold you in suspense, so can I :).

11 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Anybody happen to have a list of open OC and DC positions available along with what’s already been filled?

Your mom took an open position last night.

Have fun Surly... 😄

Ole Miss: Houston special teams coordinator Blake Gideon has shared that he’s headed to join Lane Kiffin’s staff at Ole Miss.

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Have fun Surly... 😄

Ole Miss: Houston special teams coordinator Blake Gideon has shared that he’s headed to join Lane Kiffin’s staff at Ole Miss.

He’s like a coach off the field.

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Have fun Surly... 😄

Ole Miss: Houston special teams coordinator Blake Gideon has shared that he’s headed to join Lane Kiffin’s staff at Ole Miss.

Fuck.... seriously

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5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Have fun Surly... 😄

Ole Miss: Houston special teams coordinator Blake Gideon has shared that he’s headed to join Lane Kiffin’s staff at Ole Miss.

Wow.  Ole Miss really dropped the ball on that hire.

Anybody happen to have a list of open OC and DC positions available along with what’s already been filled?


I don’t have a complete list but the Del Valley Youth football league Bumblebees have an open slot for a DC. Whoever fills the slot must also bring juice boxes to the game.
4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Have fun Surly... 😄

Ole Miss: Houston special teams coordinator Blake Gideon has shared that he’s headed to join Lane Kiffin’s staff at Ole Miss.

Maybe they'll switch Gideon to coaching safeties and bring in Craig Curry for special teams. (No, pardner, we don't never forget.)

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Ole Miss: Houston special teams coordinator Blake Gideon has shared that he’s headed to join Lane Kiffin’s staff at Ole Miss.

Figured he’d catch on somewhere. Can’t let opportunities like this slip through your hands.
47 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Anybody happen to have a list of open OC and DC positions available along with what’s already been filled?

UAB: Sources tell FootballScoop Chad Morris’ offensive coordinator at Arkansas Joe Craddock is a strong candidate to join Bill Clark’s staff at UAB; but no deal is in place at this time

Arizona State: Boise State offensive coordinator Zak Hill has accepted the same position at Arizona State.

Ole Miss: Lane Kiffin has formally announced the addition of new staff member -- Jeff Lebby will serve as offensive coordinator.

Texas State: Ole Miss wide receivers coach Jacob Peeler will be the new offensive coordinator at Texas State, Bruce Feldman tweets.

  • Penn State OC took HC job at ODU
  • Chad Morris to Auburn

Still no Baby Briles or Major Applewhite new destinations yet.  Also curious where Charlie Weiss Jr goes after time on Lane Kiffin's staff -- boy wonder type like Lincoln Riley...

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2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


Figured he’d catch on somewhere. Can’t let opportunities like this slip through your hands.

I heard Blake dropped everything and jumped at this opportunity.  

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

UAB: Sources tell FootballScoop Chad Morris’ offensive coordinator at Arkansas Joe Craddock is a strong candidate to join Bill Clark’s staff at UAB; but no deal is in place at this time

Arizona State: Boise State offensive coordinator Zak Hill has accepted the same position at Arizona State.

That new Arizona St OC is a damn good hire. He was the OC / QB coach at Eastern Washington when Vernon Adams and that offense were putting up ridiculous numbers.  Spent the last few years at Boise learning under Harsin. Now he’s got a really good True Freshman QB to build his offense around. 

21 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

UAB: OC at Arky, Joe Craddock is a strong candidate atUAB.  Ariz St: Boise State OC Zak Hill has accepted OC at Ariz State. Ole Miss: Lane Kiffin has announced Jeff Lebby will serve as OC. Texas State: Ole Miss WR coach Jacob Peeler  new OC at Texas State. Penn State OC took HC job at ODU.  Chad Morris to Auburn OC.  Still no Baby Briles or Major Applewhite new destinations yet.  Boy wonder  (like Lincoln Riley) Charlie Weiss Jr still available.

Damn Autocorrect changes Kiffin to Muffin every time.... 😳

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4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Damn Autocorrect changes Kiffin to Muffin every time.... 😳

The Freshwater Muffin has a ring to it as either a hippy hookah joint or a selection from a Louisiana escort service.

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9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Damn Autocorrect changes Kiffin to Muffin every time.... 😳

Maybe google image search is tied to apple autocorrect?

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Get it he’s fat hahahahaha

Added stuff so bumping...UAB: OC at Arky, Joe Craddock is a strong candidate atUAB.  Ariz St: Boise State OC Zak Hill has accepted OC at Ariz State. Ole Miss: Lane Kiffin has announced Jeff Lebby will serve as OC. Texas State: Ole Miss WR coach Jacob Peeler  new OC at Texas State. Penn State OC took HC job at ODU.  Chad Morris to Auburn OC.  Former BC OC   Bajakian went to Northwestern.   Still no Baby Briles or Major Applewhite new destinations yet.  Boy wonder  (like Lincoln Riley) Charlie Weiss Jr still available. (Worked for Kiffin at FAU)

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Just checking in to report that it was well known around my high school that Gideon has a tiny penis. That is all.

Have fun Surly... [emoji1]
Ole Miss: Houston special teams coordinator Blake Gideon has shared that he’s headed to join Lane Kiffin’s staff at Ole Miss.


The Denny’s in Oxford is about to bank now.
1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Going to dig out my old Viking runes to find out who are coordinators are going to be. If Chip can hold you in suspense, so can I :).

yup. now that highcastle is finished, it's time to break out the random I Ching hex generator.

 

5 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Nahlin apparently hinting that Ash is happening now.

Awwww, freak out!

6 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Nahlin apparently hinting that Ash is happening now.

And to think, all it took was one article saying OSU wanted to hire him. 

9 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Nahlin apparently hinting that Ash is happening now.

time weapons GIF

Head to head win against Ohio State. Tom going toe to toe with the best, for the best, and laying his nuts on the table.  /bizzarolooch

16 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Nahlin apparently hinting that Ash is happening now.

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                             ASH ROCKS!!!

 

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question:

the OC hire

 

Answer:

Hex 25, Wu Wang / Innocence (The Unexpected)

Upper trigram: Ch'ien The Creative, Heaven

Lower trigram: Chên The Arousing, Thunder

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Outcome:

Hex 62, Hsiao Kuo / Preponderance of the Small

Upper trigram: Chên The Arousing, Thunder

Lower trigram: Kên Keeping Still, Mountain

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The Judgement

Preponderance of the Small. Success.
Perseverance furthers.
Small things may be done; great things should not be done.
The flying bird brings the message:
It is not well to strive upward,
It is well to remain below.
Great good fortune.

 

 

10 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

SC beat me to it, but fuck Jeff Lebby and his extended family

 

36 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jeff Fucking Lebby. The universe continues to mock the world with its injustice. 

I don't remember this name from anything worthy of a scarlet letter. What's the deal?

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Awwww, freak out!

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I'm warming to Ash.  If the team does well, he'll probably be gone in two years for a HC position and Herman's seat will be cool enough to snag an upgrade from another program.  If he fails, who cares, Herman will be canned and we're starting over anyway.  If the floor for keeping Herman is being a solid Top 10 team in two years, that's not an unreasonable goal with Ash and Harrell as your coordinators.  

Lebby is Art Briles’ son in law, his wife was a ridiculous rape defender, also did some weird shit involving being at a game under a false identity, but I don’t recall all the details

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Lebby is Art Briles’ son in law, his wife was a ridiculous rape defender, also did some weird shit involving being at a game under a false identity, but I don’t recall all the details

Oh, now I remember the name. Thanks. Fuck that guy.

25 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Nahlin apparently hinting that Ash is happening now.

Even though Nahlin has been previously saying that Ash is the floor of the DC search. I realized Yesterday that Burton is probably right about Ash being the guy because we haven't heard shit about any other DC candidates.

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On 12/14/2019 at 9:44 AM, texashorn13 said:

I can say that there is a growing frustration in the locker room for this same reason.  There has been no communication about what's going on with the coaches, and players are realizing that they are playing a bowl game for a bunch of coaches who probably won't be here come January.  Morale is in the shitter, to say the least.

Hey @texashorn13 

What feedback do yah hear from players on Coach Ash??  

Whoever becomes new DC needs to add some great defensive assistants that develop the hell out of these Texas players and improve morale!!

51 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Damn Autocorrect changes Kiffin to Muffin every time.... 😳

Joey Douchewater in the house.

The funny thing is, surly would embrace ash if he’d open his introductory PC with “listen up you primitive screw heads.”

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