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23 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Let me get this straight-okstate hired a guy from shippensburg...college? High school? Trade school? Then turned that into top 30 offensive seasons. We hire people from Rutgers and look like trash. Sometimes I wish we could hire some young diamond in the rough from a conference like the MAC. Yet we seem to settle on coaches that have been around with good and bad years. Always seems to feel safe, never a swing for the fences.  

I miss Sterlin Gilbert too

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    Blue Bell is announcing the release of a new flavor, Gordita Latina to be served exclusively at Texas Athletic facilities and DKR, it will feature hints of Canela, White Apples and Mexican vanilla. 

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    A few things: -If Harrell is the OC, and the rumors are legit but don’t take anything for granted until ink is dry, then Traylor could make a return. Herman would be admitting to a mistake in let

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1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

Yeah, the move from actual OC at Okie Lite to non-playcaller at Ohio State was an odd trajectory.  I wouldn’t be sure what to think about Yurcich.  They had two really good offenses when Rudolph was a Jr and Sr at Okie Lite, but Yurcich’s other years as OC there were a step down from what Holgorsen and Monken produced before him.   
 

Of the two, I think I’d actually prefer the Minnesota OC.

Yurcich had three straight top 7 offenses at Oklahoma St.

11 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Per super k beck has cleaned out his locker. 

Football Scoop reported Beck already had another job lined up for after the bowl game.  Maybe he’s taking off early now that his replacement has leaked?

21 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

This times infinity 

Popular take, but he's actually a pretty good kid.  He should have kept his head down and mouth shut during his recruitment but he wasn't entirely wrong.   Coach shithead ended up firing half his staff, and GWs main recruiter and position coach was a complete fuck. 

He will most likely be a 1st day pick and he certainly could have helped us out this year.  But next year is most likely another transition class and he would have wandered through the muck while dropping down to 5th round or so.   

20 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Per super k beck has cleaned out his locker. 

Where does the Oxford comma go?

CHIEF

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Football Scoop reported Beck already had another job lined up for after the bowl game.  Maybe he’s taking off early now that his replacement has leaked?

He was on the road recruiting right?  Or maybe recruiting as in “hey I’m leaving but you’re in good hands”

1 hour ago, MIkeHoncho said:

If Pedo gets him, TH is stupid and a POS for not locking him up. 

If we get him, TH is stupid and a POS for going with the comfort hire.    

It is the surly way.  

All you had to do is read the fucking responses about him being the potential OC to avoid writing something so fucking brain dead retarded. 

23 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Per super k beck has cleaned out his locker. 

 

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Football Scoop reported Beck already had another job lined up for after the bowl game.  Maybe he’s taking off early now that his replacement has leaked?

His recruiting in Arizona will be missed. Thought he could coach a different position on offense. TEs maybe.

Yurcich

I don't want Russia interfering in our season.  Who's doing the background check?  Is it Mueller?

Popular take, but he's actually a pretty good kid.  He should have kept his head down and mouth shut during his recruitment but he wasn't entirely wrong.   Coach shithead ended up firing half his staff, and GWs main recruiter and position coach was a complete fuck. 
He will most likely be a 1st day pick and he certainly could have helped us out this year.  But next year is most likely another transition class and he would have wandered through the muck while dropping down to 5th round or so.   

Nah. Fuck him.
18 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

All you had to do is read the fucking responses about him being the potential OC to avoid writing something so fucking brain dead retarded. 

Lighten up Francis

40 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Per super k beck has cleaned out his locker. 

We are trading him back to OSU plus a future AZ recruit for Yurcich. 

6 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

We are trading him back to OSU plus a future AZ recruit for Yurcich. 

That’d be like taking chicken shit and making duck l’orange

58 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Per super k beck has cleaned out his locker. 

He has a locker?

Talk heating up on the matter:

 

If it ends up that our coaching staff is Herman, Yurcich, and Ash, doesn't Texas become the new OSU South?

20 minutes ago, runthebone said:

He has a locker?

Well if one call an oversized douche bag a locker, then yes, he has one.

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Per super k beck has cleaned out his locker. 

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Sooooo...Any pics of the alleged latina student-trainer that Major Applewhite had sexual relations with?

3 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Sooooo...Any pics of the alleged latina student-trainer that Major Applewhite had sexual relations with?

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16 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Sooooo...Any pics of the alleged latina student-trainer that Major Applewhite had sexual relations with?

The Internet is your friend.

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That was circa 2009. 

19 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Sooooo...Any pics of the alleged latina student-trainer that Major Applewhite had sexual relations with?

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4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

You can be an asshole as long as it coincides with success. You can’t be an asshole and a loser

Aggys would like a word with you 

At this point, we should be trying out walk on for coaches. Can’t be worse results. 

The coaches dress with the players.   Is that weird?


There is a coaching locker room in the facility.
6 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Talk heating up on the matter:

 

Is he being interviewed by Nancy Drew’s mom?

12 hours ago, Cap Hooked said:

Dude where did you see this?? None of the OkSt fans I know in person or any I’ve seen online were happy to see him go at all. This sounds like bullshit. Not to mention the OhioSt fans don’t seem too happy about it either judging by that thread that was posted

Read the Reddit comments. 

This begs the question, what was in Tim Beck's locker? I'm guessing a copy of the Daily Texan from last August, an old banana, half eaten bag of Doritos, and some Chipotle napkins

Read the Reddit comments. 

That's very close to "read the Surly comments."


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1 hour ago, Ok. Caol Hook Em! said:

Read the Reddit comments. 

Hoping he learned a thing or two from Kevin Wilson because the Okst fan comments arent making it sound too good.

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2 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Hoping he learned a thing or two from Kevin Wilson because the Okst fan comments arent making it sound too good.

Yeah apparently Gundy kept him on staff for [checks notes] six years even though he was a fucking retard.

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9 hours ago, Treefidy said:

Popular take, but he's actually a pretty good kid.  He should have kept his head down and mouth shut during his recruitment but he wasn't entirely wrong.   Coach shithead ended up firing half his staff, and GWs main recruiter and position coach was a complete fuck. 

He will most likely be a 1st day pick and he certainly could have helped us out this year.  But next year is most likely another transition class and he would have wandered through the muck while dropping down to 5th round or so.   

He may be a good kid. He’s a great talent that used Texas HS to his advantage.  He’s a great player and would have been a huge get for last years class. But on the way out the door he made a ton of comments that he should have kept to himself.  He became a mouthpiece for Zach Smith, Urban Meyer, Ryan Day and tOSU. And for that, I have ZERO respect for him.   All he had to say was “it was a really tough choice.  I love both schools and have the utmost respect for the history and traditions of both great universities.  I have spent the last 5 years of my life in Austin and have grown to know and love the University of Texas.  As much as I love this school, my first love was Ohio State and it’s been my dream to play there since I first started playing football.  I wish nothing but the best to UT, the city of Austin, the State of Texas and all their fans, but I am committing to my first love and will be a Buckeye”.  I don’t think a single fan would have said a negative thing about GW.

Instead, he ran his mouth and acted like a complete asshole.  So fuck him to infinity.  

8 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

The Internet is your friend.

Image result for Major Applewhite Trainer

That was circa 2009. 

Don’t know if it’s true, but heard at the time that ironically she was the only trainer that wasn’t an absolute whore with the players. Guess she held on the the mantra “if you gonna ho, ho a trick at the top” (merry Christmas)

51 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

This begs the question, what was in Tim Beck's locker? I'm guessing a copy of the Daily Texan from last August, an old banana, half eaten bag of Doritos, and some Chipotle napkins

Dont forget the want ads and loose, crinkled pages with crudely drawn plays covered with scratch outs and question marks...

Talk heating up on the matter:
 

Is he being interviewed by Nancy Drew’s mom?


You guys talking about Kelly Leak?
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Yeah apparently Gundy kept him on staff for [checks notes] six years even though he was a fucking retard.

Looks like a good coach, spent six year as OC for a pretty productive Big12 offense, then passing game coordinator for one of the best offenses in the country, but lemme go to reddit right quick to see what the pissed off fans of the school he's ditching have to say before having an opinion about it.

Then lemme make sure he was never at one point an asshole like 99% of successful corches, yez?


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8 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

The Internet is your friend.

Image result for Major Applewhite Trainer

That was circa 2009. 

Does she have a backpack that talks and a monkey best friend named Boots?

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

This begs the question, what was in Tim Beck's locker? 566689988_3kafkh(1).jpg.6c22389bf060a03425d44a2ff45256d2.jpg

 

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

This begs the question, what was in Tim Beck's locker? I'm guessing a copy of the Daily Texan from last August, an old banana, half eaten bag of Doritos, and some Chipotle napkins

Dog eared copy of "American Football Play Calling For Dummies"

 

SHIT...that's what I get for not reading all the way down

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6 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

He mastered Offensive playcalling!

Does she have a backpack that talks and a monkey best friend named Boots?

Wow where'd you swipe that one from?


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