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22 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Bother me? Look, fatass, the only thing that bothers me in this thread is when an idiot sprints by on their way to run their head into a brick wall, stopping long enough to display their lack of understanding about what is happening here. And what’s happening here, retard? Well, a bunch of hints, rumors, innuendo and suppositions all wrapped up in the kind of holistic pessimism that would make The Peanuts gang blanch. So if you’re looking for “relayable information” , RomaVicta attempted that thread around here somewhere. Go find it and fuck off while we continue our exercise in futility. 

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

 

The elves are dressed in leather
And the angels are in chains
(Christmas with the Devil)
The sugar plums are rancid
And the stockings are in flames
(Christmas with the Devil)
There's a demon in my belly
And a gremlin in my brain
There's someone up the chimney hole
And Satan is his name
The rats ate all the presents
And the reindeer ran away
(Christmas with the Devil)
There'll be no Father Christmas
'Cause it's Evil's holiday
(Christmas with the Devil)
No bells in Hell
No snow below
Silent night, violent night
So come all ye unfaithful
Don't be left out in the cold
You don't need no invitation, no
Your ticket is your soul
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    A few things: -If Harrell is the OC, and the rumors are legit but don’t take anything for granted until ink is dry, then Traylor could make a return. Herman would be admitting to a mistake in let

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Fuckin herman better have a great hire in his back pocket.
Mfers gonna piss off everyone if its a meh hire.
Wait, its gonna be a meh hire isnt it?

Is Tom Herman’s OC going to be;

A: Good enough to keep Tom Employed?

B. Able to help win 2 more games than Beck did?

C. Bad enough or good enough, depending on your perspective, to shut this clown show down and usher in a new Era?


Now, I know I don’t know as much about football as the 7 or 8 posters that patrol this board like a bunch of mean girls, spewing words of wisdom and giving us epic internet gold with their profound takes and comments, like only they know how to do, but so far, it really is starting to feel like we should have just paid up and got it over with. 

17 hours ago, texashorn13 said:

Sorry, but this x 1000.  Cut from the same mold as CJ in terms of durability and desire.

Not a lot of patience for players that get several dinged up injuries and don't learn to better prepare their bodies to play on the weekends.  Sometimes yah gotta let a few disgruntled players leave for the Team to get better. 

Agree that CJ seemed more interested in making his weekly videos than physically preparing to play football.  May not be mentally strong enough to put in the work necessary to play on Gamedays.  Will really be surprised if CJ lasts more than 2-3yrs in the NFL.

NFLNot For Long Baby....

41 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Not a lot of patience for players that get several dinged up injuries and don't learn to better prepare their bodies to play on the weekends.  Sometimes yah gotta let a few disgruntled players leave for the Team to get better. 

Agree that CJ seemed more interested in making his weekly videos than physically preparing to play football.  May not be mentally strong enough to put in the work necessary to play on Gamedays.  Will really be surprised if CJ lasts more than 2-3yrs in the NFL.

NFLNot For Long Baby....

CJ  missed most of his High School Senior year due to injury, only playing in 2 games. He “called in” back then. 

3 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Is Tom Herman’s OC going to be;

A: Good enough to keep Tom Employed?

B. Able to help win 2 more games than Beck did?

C. Bad enough or good enough, depending on your perspective, to shut this clown show down and usher in a new Era?


Now, I know I don’t know as much about football as the 7 or 8 posters that patrol this board like a bunch of mean girls, spewing words of wisdom and giving us epic internet gold with their profound takes and comments, like only they know how to do, but so far, it really is starting to feel like we should have just paid up and got it over with. 

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4 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Is Tom Herman’s OC going to be;

A: Good enough to keep Tom Employed?

B. Able to help win 2 more games than Beck did?

C. Bad enough or good enough, depending on your perspective, to shut this clown show down and usher in a new Era?


Now, I know I don’t know as much about football as the 7 or 8 posters that patrol this board like a bunch of mean girls, spewing words of wisdom and giving us epic internet gold with their profound takes and comments, like only they know how to do, but so far, it really is starting to feel like we should have just paid up and got it over with. 

Just a quick question before we accept you. Have you ever or will you in the future use the word "thot"?

1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

Just a quick question before we accept you. Have you ever or will you in the future use the word "thot"?

I thot I thaw a putty tat....

 

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I'll see myself out......

 

5 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Is Tom Herman’s OC going to be;

A: Good enough to keep Tom Employed?

B. Able to help win 2 more games than Beck did?

C. Bad enough or good enough, depending on your perspective, to shut this clown show down and usher in a new Era?


Now, I know I don’t know as much about football as the 7 or 8 posters that patrol this board like a bunch of mean girls, spewing words of wisdom and giving us epic internet gold with their profound takes and comments, like only they know how to do, but so far, it really is starting to feel like we should have just paid up and got it over with. 

While I don’t really disagree, this is not where we are.  Since we are “re-tooling” (pun intended), I hope Tom puts together a much better staff, and we start winning.  

I believe that is possible with our roster, if we fill out the staff with good coaches.  That’s what I’m rooting for because I’m fucking tired of losing.

 

1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

Just a quick question before we accept you. Have you ever or will you in the future use the word "thot"?

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Once you lull them to sleep with the rythym of those, you bite their ear off.
Maybe I don't know boxing so well, but you get the point.  Do what you do, but land the surprise at the right time. Rythym is everything 
Gloria Estefan to OC?
2 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I’m just confused about this @TejasPedroguy. Is he @Tex Pete’s Mexican sock, his brother from another mother, or someone else’s sock?

He is not my media, hermano, o primo. No se. 

19 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Points to us getting Yurchich.

Does it? Maybe Tom is having to go back to the drawing board as we speak. Maybe he is on the phone to Lashlee right now promising him the world to come here.

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Does it? Maybe Tom is having to go back to the drawing board as we speak. Maybe he is on the phone to Lashlee right now promising him the world to come here.

Maybe CDC is on a plane to Dallas with a 3 year guaranteed contract in hand.

Does it? Maybe Tom is having to go back to the drawing board as we speak. Maybe he is on the phone to Lashlee right now promising him the world to come here.

Maybe Jason Garrett is the Dallas number Herman is calling


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Maybe CDC is on a plane to Dallas with a 3 year guaranteed contract in hand.

Kellen Moore?


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2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

The group cutting session if it’s not this dude from Ohio state is going to be pretty epic.

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1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

I want the Minnesota WR coach. That guy had 2  1000 yard WRs this year.

Perhaps we'd be better off with the wide receivers themselves . . .

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

Gloria Estefan to OC?

You know it's gonna getchu.

56 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

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Major moves around more than Michael J Fox 
 

how about hold a job for more than 2 years 

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Major moves around more than Michael J Fox 
 

how about hold a job for more than 2 years 

Major's got Parkinsons? Damn.

3 hours ago, cochamps said:

While I don’t really disagree, this is not where we are.  Since we are “re-tooling” (pun intended), I hope Tom puts together a much better staff, and we start winning.  

I believe that is possible with our roster, if we fill out the staff with good coaches.  That’s what I’m rooting for because I’m fucking tired of losing.

 

We all are, but Herman’s probably not the guy, and his forced staff turnover probably isn’t the pathway to success. So I’ll hope for titles and hardware next year, and not be particularly surprised when it doesn’t happen. 

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1 minute ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

We all are, but Herman’s probably not the guy, and his forced staff turnover probably isn’t the pathway to success. So I’ll hope for titles and hardware next year, and not be particularly surprised when it doesn’t happen. 

Kind sir, if I may:

But Dabo.

1 minute ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

We all are, but Herman’s probably not the guy, and his forced staff turnover probably isn’t the pathway to success. So I’ll hope for titles and hardware next year, and not be particularly surprised when it doesn’t happen. 

Quality $9.95er post there BB... hedging your position either way!

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12 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Kind sir, if I may:

But Dabo.

Thank you. I almost included his Holy Name in the post for the mouth breathers hoping for the coaching lotto to hit. 

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

The group scissoring session if it’s not this dude from Ohio state is going to be pretty epic.

FIFY

8 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Quality $9.95er post there BB... hedging your position either way!

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Not hedging any bets. I’ve said in multiple posts on this very thread that it won’t work. But I won’t look a gift horse in the mouth if Herman happens to be an outlier, instead of succumbing to the norm. 

The group cutting session if it’s not this dude from Ohio state is going to be pretty epic.

I’m not convinced the tOSU guy is a sure thing like many seem to be. We’ll see.
1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

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That's what I'm thinking. 

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

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Into the bunker! 

39 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Kind sir, if I may:

But Dabo.

Came here to post this but see you've already taken care of it. Bravo

Never fear we will all still have the chance to cut away when Clemson shuts Ohio State the fuck down...

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

But I just read an article by Ohio State $9.95'ers that assured me this wasn't happening for several reasons.  Not any quotes or anything just a list of all the reasons this was impossible and clearly bullshit.

Just now, deech said:

But I just read an article by Ohio State $9.95'ers that assured me this wasn't happening for several reasons.  Not any quotes or anything just a list of all the reasons this was impossible and clearly bullshit.

But, also, Yurcich sucks and Ohio St fans are happy to see him go.

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

But, also, Yurcich sucks and Ohio St fans are happy to see him go.

Also, Mike Gundy thought he sucked so much and he was so terrible to work with that he kept him around for five years until he got a pay raise at Ohio State 

30 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:


I’m not convinced the tOSU guy is a sure thing like many seem to be. We’ll see.

 

16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

nailed it.  

Skeet Yurcich is going to be a scream for the defenses in the Big 12

How is Anwar getting all this info?

I might be wrong but I think he called both the DC and OC days out. 

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