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4 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Yep.

 

D. J. Durkin was rumoured to be so mean that he once shot a football player for snoring.

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16 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Yes, but the Collective Surl is still searching for the right position coaches. 

Show us where to look.Tell us what will we find. Oh, Herman let your light shine down.

Dibs on this if we ever start a band of forum members. 

25 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Yah, I watched the game. 

That's 1/3 of the season's total sacks in one game, but you gotta love "What about that one time!" Guy when you point out something isn't ass. 

And that one game just so happens to be our most important game every year. 

5 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Dibs on this if we ever start a band of forum members. 

Herman let your light shine down

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

And that one game just so happens to be our most important game every year. 

Then hopefully our play-calling and QB'ing can all improve, because it wasn't all on the o-line. 

19 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

D. J. Durkin was rumoured to be so mean that he once shot a football player for snoring.

Joey Freshwater DGAF. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to hire Art Briles.

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Joey Freshwater DGAF. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to hire Art Briles.

He's working on getting Sandusky on as an analyst.

1 hour ago, jinx said:

Didn't use a Fleetwood Mac song, sorry... no points this round.

Oh Well.

38 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Yes, but the Collective Surl is still searching for the right position coaches. 

Show us where to look.Tell us what will we find. Oh, Herman let your light shine down.

 

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Herman let your light shine down

Nice one!

1 hour ago, SaucyJack said:

Dude, that’s an actual Lindsey Buckingham song. 
A fucking joke, not real commentary on the state of Longhorn football. Or maybe it is.

 

 

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Joey Freshwater DGAF. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to hire Art Briles.

He had a different Briles in Boca.

4 hours ago, KYHorn said:

Yes, but the Collective Surl is still searching for the right position coaches. 

Show us where to look.Tell us what will we find. Oh, Herman let your light shine down.

Good Tune...

 

Well, Green was def better guitar player than Lindsey, but singing not his forte. And his squeeze didn't blow him off the stage regularly.

8 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Good thing Herman went his own way.  Otherwise, this board would have had a total landslide. 

I'm so afraid you only have second hand news.

4 hours ago, MoJames said:

He's working on getting Sandusky on as an anal-ist.

FIFY

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t ask me what I think of you. I might not give the answer that you want me to. 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Good Tune...

 

Really good tune.

Can we bring back Brewster as the TE coach?  If he can sell top recruits on Klan Station or Shithole Hill being lit, imagine what he could do this go around in Austin. 

Just now, PNWhornsfan said:

Can we bring back Brewster as the TE coach?  If he can sell top recruits on Klan Station or Shithole Hill being lit, imagine what he could do this go around in Austin. 

"The Station" is certainly a shithole, but Chapel Hill is one of the nicest spots on the planet. Even Warehime  could sell Chapel Hill.

3 hours ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Can we bring back Brewster as the TE coach?  If he can sell top recruits on Klan Station or Shithole Hill being lit, imagine what he could do this go around in Austin. 

thought he left with some bad blood

2 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

thought he left with some bad blood

We switching to Taylor Swift?

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Well, Green was def better guitar player than Lindsey, but singing not his forte. And his squeeze didn't blow him off the stage regularly.

He got in that no-holds-barred, steel-cage match with acid and lost. Never the same again. Well, that and forsaking his blues roots. 

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

And his squeeze didn't blow him off the stage regularly.

I'll take Stevie Nicks blowing me off stage.  

16 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

thought he left with some bad blood

I thought his bad blood was related to another coach on Mack’s staff at the time. But he has owned a house in Chapel Hill all these years. 

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Well, Green was def better guitar player than Lindsey, but singing not his forte. And his squeeze didn't blow him off the stage regularly.

Only Vic would be interested in the older version of Stevie Nicks (along with the brunette Wilson sister in Heart).

58 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"The Station" is certainly a shithole, but Chapel Hill is one of the nicest spots on the planet. Even Warehime  could sell Chapel Hill.

How’s their plumbing?

Co-defensive coordinator?

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3 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Co-defensive coordinator?

He was already that: https://texassports.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/craig-naivar/1642

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Craig Naivar, a 24-year coaching veteran with extensive experience in the state of Texas,enters his third season at Texas in 2019. He will be the co-defensive coordinator this season in addition to continuing to coach the safeties group. He was the Longhorns’ special teams coordinator in each of his first two seasons.

 

 

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so keeping Naivar really torches Orlando.  If we keep Washington also....

1 hour ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Only Vic would be interested in the older version of Stevie Nicks (along with the brunette Wilson sister in Heart).

Yer prolly thinkin' of Ronstadt - No latinae in Stevie's line. Regardless, you're wrong about only Vic being interested in older fatter Stevie or Linda either one. 

Altogether, I respect your opinion. It's complete shit, but it's yours - and welcome to it.

 

 

 

Meanwhile, back at the coaching prospects...

A summary for non-donors?

Looks like we are searching for a new CB coach. And Naviars future is TBD.
28 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


Looks like we are searching for a new CB coach. And Naviars future is TBD.

I’m okay with this as long as Naivar doesn’t have Special Teams responsibilities.

53 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


Looks like we are searching for a new CB coach. And Naviars future is TBD.

Good. We need a better CB coach than Washington in order to run Ash's system well. 

Just now, Mother mopar said:

Thought Ash taught DBs or am I mistaken?

He has traditionally coached Safeties and then there is a separate coach solely for CBs. I'm sure Ash does some coaching of CBs, but it's not his primary position. 

Kick the tires on Moorhead. He's a damn good offensive coach. Probably won't take a position coach gig, but it's worth asking.

8 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I'm all for morehead

It's been done before. Turned out well the first time.

13 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

 


There is no spoon.

 

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43 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Kick the tires on Moorhead. He's a damn good offensive coach. Probably won't take a position coach gig, but it's worth asking.

What position exactly? I think there are better options at WR coach.

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