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    A few things: -If Harrell is the OC, and the rumors are legit but don’t take anything for granted until ink is dry, then Traylor could make a return. Herman would be admitting to a mistake in let

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3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I heard he was shopping for a house in Euless today.

Poor Bastard.

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24 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

It's looking like the people that are saying no one wants to coach with an arrogant coach on the hot seat are right. 

I don't think he can't get any better coaches.  

He may be afraid to hire coaches that are better than him,  but at this point it doesn't even look like an option.  

 

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32 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

It's looking like the people that are saying no one wants to coach with an arrogant coach on the hot seat are right. 

I don't think he can't get any better coaches.  

He may be afraid to hire coaches that are better than him,  but at this point it doesn't even look like an option.  

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2 hours ago, JBJ said:

Valai was in KC when Ash was at Rutgers.  He played for Ash at Wisconsin, but they've never coached together.

Not true but you're right that he had a hand in the shitty 2018 Chiefs defense. 

1 hour ago, Laga4 said:

It's looking like the people that are saying no one wants to coach with an arrogant coach on the hot seat are right. 

I don't think he can't get any better coaches.  

He may be afraid to hire coaches that are better than him,  but at this point it doesn't even look like an option.  

 

Both Yurcich and Ash could have landed good p5 coordinator jobs elsewhere. 

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

That was a good performance and a positive data point, but that should be weighed against the poor performances we saw in several games last season, from an inconsistent team that lost a few important contributors.

Just the year before, we were thrilled with how the season ended against Georgia, and then 2019 happened.

 

If only we had 3+ weeks to prepare for every game on our schedule, we'd be a force to be reckoned with. 

Are there any other shitty coaches that can’t find a job? We still have a few openings. 
 

God I hope CDC has a plan because letting DickFart hire whoever he wants doesn’t seem to be working 

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6 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

Ash is the best hire

Yursich seems meh. That was Days offense.

If only Yurcich had called plays for the previous thirteen seasons 

8 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

Ash is the best hire

Yursich seems meh. That was Days offense.

As @Fud is implying, his work at Okie Lite was if anything more important in the hiring process.

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As [mention=407]Fud[/mention] is implying, his work at Okie Lite was if anything more important in the hiring process.

Guess we will see but none of this really matters cause they’re all gone after next year anyway.

A whole lot of Bitchassedness on this thread. 

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22 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

Ash is the best hire

Yursich seems meh. That was Days offense.

Not because of this post in particular, but you seem like an exceptional dumbass.

3 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

A whole lot of Bitchassedness on this thread. 

Honestly like the hires haven't been the most inspiring in the world, but people are acting like we just turned into Tech. We're probably gonna win 10 games just because of a senior-laden roster, our worst coaching cancers being shitcanned, and better injury luck.

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7 minutes ago, Snacks said:

we are going to win.

because they are horrible?

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Honestly like the hires haven't been the most inspiring in the world, but people are acting like we just turned into Tech. We're probably gonna win 10 games just because of a senior-laden roster, our worst coaching cancers being shitcanned, and better injury luck.

The hires are mixed but the conference on the whole should be down next year. OU unless they get a transfer will have the first green QB in a while. I think that our defense will make a massive jump and our offense will be much less predictable. We will make the Conference championship and probably will win. 

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54 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Honestly like the hires haven't been the most inspiring in the world, but people are acting like we just turned into Tech. We're probably gonna win 10 games just because of a senior-laden roster, our worst coaching cancers being shitcanned, and better injury luck.

 

47 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

The hires are mixed but the conference on the whole should be down next year. OU unless they get a transfer will have the first green QB in a while. I think that our defense will make a massive jump and our offense will be much less predictable. We will make the Conference championship and probably will win. 

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26 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

SMU 247 guy is saying he’s going to turn it down. 

Might have been said but

Chris Ash 2010 Wisconsin (DB)

Kevin Kane 2010 Wisconsin (DQC)

No Rutgers connections for Kane... yet.

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

so many great Kane gifs, please happen. 

Can't see how we could lose. That's one zen motherfucker.

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(Yes, I know it's spelled differently. But you try spelling when you can't get enough oxygen to your brain...)

10 minutes ago, bEastTexas said:

SMU 247 guy is saying he’s going to turn it down. 

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12 minutes ago, bEastTexas said:

SMU 247 guy is saying he’s going to turn it down. 

Which makes sense. Why would a fairly successful G5 DC take a job as a position coach?

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(Billy Embody) Sources: Kevin Kane turns down assistant job at Texas

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SMU defensive coordinator Kevin Kane has been offered the linebackers coach position at Texas and will formally turn down the opportunity in the near future, multiple sources told Pony Stampede. On Monday, Horns247 reported Kane was a candidate for the position under new defensive coordinator Chris Ash. The 36-year old former Kansas linebacker assembled an SMU defense that set numerous team records including sacks and tackles for loss with 51 and 111, respectively. Defensive end Delontae Scott now sits at No. 2 in tackles for loss in a single season while linebacker Patrick Nelson set a new single season record for sacks with 12.

In his first season on the Hilltop, Kane’s defense ranked in the top 25 nationally in tackles for loss (17th) and fumble recoveries (22nd). Individually, linebacker Richard Moore registered 92 tackles and had a team-leading 5.0 sacks to earn American Athletic Conference honorable mention accolades. He also added 13.5 TFLs, five quarterback hurries and a forced fumble. Jake Hall ranked sixth nationally with three fumble recoveries on the season.

Kane joined the SMU staff after spending the 2016 and 2017 seasons as the Defensive Coordinator at Northern Illinois. It was his second stint at NIU, having served in multiple capacities on the staff from 2011-14. During the 2015 season, Kane coached linebackers at Kansas.

 

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

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(Billy Embody) Sources: Kevin Kane turns down assistant job at Texas

 

That whole thing felt like an agent floating something out there to keep his name in the media.

29 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Tennis, swimming or volleyball? Best money bets.

Don’t forget golf. We are coUnTry club!

Not because of this post in particular, but you seem like an exceptional dumbass.

Sorry the last 10 years really haven’t given me hope to be hyped for anything. Prove it to me instead of just being like yeah great hires rah rah rah

Taylor Estes is so plugged in. The chick is nails.

1 hour ago, Rhinotx said:

We will make the Conference championship and probably will win. 

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2 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

Ash is the best hire

Yursich seems meh. That was Days offense.

I wonder how often people scroll over to neg you and then give you a pass because of your avatar.    

28 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Taylor Estes is so plugged in. The chick is gets nailed.

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Ha love this from Washington’s dad!

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Which makes sense. Why would a fairly successful G5 DC take a job as a position coach?

Was this Ash getting a buddy a raise? 

8 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Was this Ash getting a buddy a raise? 

About the only thing that makes any sense.  No reason to even interview for the position if you're simply going to turn it down other than to angle on a raise.

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Hutzler would not suck, particularly for special teams. From gamecocksonline.com:

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Under Hutzler’s tutelage, the South Carolina kickoff return team led the SEC and ranked eighth in the nation, averaging 25.8 yards per return in 2016. A trio of players, Deebo Samuel, A.J. Turner and Rashad Fenton, all returned a kick at least 50 yards, with Samuel taking one to the house from 100 yards away. Placekicker Elliott Fry became the school’s all-time leading scorer, while snapper Drew Williams was recognized as a fourth-team All-American.

He was pretty good for special teams at Boston College prior to joining Muschamp.

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Looks to be a bad ass special teams coach, otherwise can’t find any other info

Looks to be a bad ass special teams coach, otherwise can’t find any other info
Also looks like a guy who enjoys a titty bar every now and then. Should get along with Herman

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