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  • Minor Orangeblack
    Minor Orangeblack

    Blue Bell is announcing the release of a new flavor, Gordita Latina to be served exclusively at Texas Athletic facilities and DKR, it will feature hints of Canela, White Apples and Mexican vanilla. 

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    A few things: -If Harrell is the OC, and the rumors are legit but don’t take anything for granted until ink is dry, then Traylor could make a return. Herman would be admitting to a mistake in let

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2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Can't believe disgruntled Ohio State fans/mods weren't telling the truth about Yurcich's role with the team.

Also, water is wet. Who knew?

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Can't believe disgruntled Ohio State fans/mods weren't telling the truth about Yurcich's role with the team.

I'm sure they'll be refuting Day soon enough. Buckeye fans are well-known for their objectivity. And good hygiene.

12 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Can't believe disgruntled Ohio State fans/mods weren't telling the truth about Yurcich's role with the team.

I seem to recall he was told to leave according to their mods. 

13 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Can't believe disgruntled Ohio State fans/mods weren't telling the truth about Yurcich's role with the team.

This just in: Frank Okam was told to look around.

7 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

This just in: Frank Okam was told to look around.

This just in:  Oscar Giles was told he has a dipping sauce stain on his collar.

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This just in:  Oscar Giles was told he has a dipping sauce stain on his collar.

He needs to talk to Karen.

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He needs to talk to Karen.

I have a vomit stain on my shirt. And I refuse to talk to Karen!

42 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Did that make you feel better?

Nah man, that’s where your mom comes in

44 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Cool if he drops in a compliment about UH or Rutgers, he’ll get offered on the spot. Maybe a “my biggest regret is never working for Rutgers” 

50 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

IT said we were willing to pay top dollar for coordinators, but not for assistants.

This being why I let out an angry chuckle every time I see our more stupid fans gloating about how rich Texas is. 

Okam have any connection with our current 2020 guys still not committed? Collins or Princely? However, it appears the Ash hire has helped in that regard. 

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Okam have any connection with our current 2020 guys still not committed? Collins or Princely? However, it appears the Ash hire has helped in that regard. 

Both, especially Collins.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Both, especially Collins.

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32 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I have a vomit stain on my shirt.

Already?  Mom's spaghetti?

If we close with Hutzler, Okam, and Beatty after NSD2 it will be hard for me to not start mainlining kool-aid again. Those bastards

6 hours ago, Fud said:

On defense, they have a few starters they'll be watching closely over the next few days re declaring early for the draft; Queen, Phillips, Vincent Jr, Shelvin, etc. 

Queen just declared.  

6th Street is Surly herpes



At least I can tell my SO i caught it from here.
Would she believe me?

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Queen just declared.  

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Cause heeeeeeeee is the champion 

My frieeeeeends,,,,

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40 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

No. All the talk about MeeMaw's ovaries.

But are your palms sweaty? Knees weak, perhaps? How heavy do your arms feel, sir?

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

But are your palms sweaty? Knees weak, perhaps? How heavy do your arms feel, sir?

Ma's spaghetti?

31 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

 

 


At least I can tell my SO i caught it from here.
Would she believe me?
 

 

 

Could tell her you got Chlamydia from riding a tractor. Not sure that works for herpes though. 

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Already?  Mom's spaghetti?

 

27 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Ma's spaghetti?

Katfid, I'm just assuming you're on a few folks' ignore list.

12 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Katfid, I'm just assuming you're on a few folks' ignore list.

Me, right now:

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Skip Peete, Rocky Arceneaux and Zeke Elliot sound more like side characters in Lonesome Dove than modern humans.

So it appears it is better to work for Herman than Jerry Jones.

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Skip Peete, Rocky Arceneaux and Zeke Elliot sound more like side characters in Lonesome Dove than modern humans.

I was gonna say Elmore Leonard characters but I like this

3 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

True, but in how many years?

Hopefully, we will win the Big 12 before we win the Pac 10.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Skip Peete, Rocky Arceneaux and Zeke Elliot sound more like side characters in Lonesome Dove than modern humans.

Somewhere in the AT&T Stadium halls of Dallas lived a young coach named Rocky Arceneaux.

9 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Hopefully, we will win the Big 12 before we win the Pac 10.

The Pac 10? As you expecting the Pac to kick out 3 teams and then ads Texas?

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

Cool if he drops in a compliment about UH or Rutgers, he’ll get offered on the spot. Maybe a “my biggest regret is never working for  being fired by Rutgers” 

Fify 

58 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Somewhere in the AT&T Stadium halls of Dallas lived a young coach named Rocky Arceneaux.

Rocky Arceneaux    checked into his room
Only to find Jerry’s Bible...

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1 hour ago, nunna yo bizness said:

True, but in how many years?

“Four????” – Thornton Melon

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

The Pac 10? As you expecting the Pac to kick out 3 teams and then ads Texas?

I'm thinking that between Utah and Colorado and us, only 1 team won a bowl game and USC sucks. I don't know if that makes 10 but with enough beers who really gives a fuck.

18 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Already?  Mom's spaghetti?

 

18 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

No. All the talk about MeeMaw's ovaries.

Both wrong. It's the leftovary's in the Thanksgiving raviolis.

17 hours ago, closetojumping said:

But are your palms sweaty? Knees weak, perhaps? How heavy do your arms feel, sir?

Harvdog is surprised you got this reference

Seems like Bayor is striking out on all of their outside HC options.  Baylor mods seem to think Okam would be more inclined to return if they hire McGuire, so I wonder if he will wait on that decision.

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1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Seems like Bayor is striking out on all of their outside HC options.  Baylor mods seem to think Okam would be more inclined to return if they hire McGuire, so I wonder if he will wait on that decision.

Hm, it would be a pretty big recruiting pain in the ass with our Elite Day this weekend.

Obviously you want to hire the best guy, but timing's getting tight.

SIAP

Horns 247 / FCB / Thursday coaching updates

Spoiler

Thursday 10 am - We're hearing Sean Snyder, son of former K-State coach Bill Snyder, is a candidate to coach tight ends and special teams at Texas. I'm hearing Snyder, who is expected to interview with Texas this week, is "one of a few candidates."

An all-conference punter at K-State in 1991 and 1992 (who held the school record for career punt average - 43.0 yards per punt until 1998), Snyder was in charge of special teams at K-State from 2011-18. This past season, under new K-State coach Chris Klieman, Snyder served as director of football operations at KSU.

(Chip Brown)

Thursday 9:10 am - In addition to talking to former Longhorn and Baylor defensive line coach Frank Okam I'm hearing there is interest in talking to a couple more D-line coach candidates. One source said the hire of a D-line coach and tight ends/special teams coordinator "may" be finalized by Texas' recruiting event on Saturday.

(Chip Brown)

 

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Seems like Bayor is striking out on all of their outside HC options.  Baylor mods seem to think Okam would be more inclined to return if they hire McGuire, so I wonder if he will wait on that decision.

Who have they struck out on?

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