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    Blue Bell is announcing the release of a new flavor, Gordita Latina to be served exclusively at Texas Athletic facilities and DKR, it will feature hints of Canela, White Apples and Mexican vanilla. 

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    A few things: -If Harrell is the OC, and the rumors are legit but don’t take anything for granted until ink is dry, then Traylor could make a return. Herman would be admitting to a mistake in let

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#10252
4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Your mom’s tight end had an opening that I slid right into.

That doesn’t make sense. 

#10256

 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Mike Roach actually just made a pretty good point regarding Joey M staying on staff at Baylor - if you were Aranda would you want to keep the guy all the players wanted as HC on staff?

If McGuire is gone at Baylor we might still have a chance with Okam. 

Hahahahahaha, you crazy, Hiphopopotamos, you crazy. 

I assume that the interaction with Herman was on such a bizarre level for Okam that he walked away thinking he'd rather die impoverished and of starvation than work for that lunatic. Hope you're right though.

#10260
3 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

oh god no... an Anwar tweet

 

So he's an analyst candidate at Nebraska and he's a TE coach at Texas. We're getting outranked in interest by fucking Nebraska. 

The gap between hiring Sean fucking Snyder and hiring Joey McGuire is wider than all offsides, South Austin's mom, and the two neurons rolling around inside of Harvdog's thick skull, combined. This is a grand canyon chasm between one guy's capabilities and the next. Motherfucking fuck. 

#10265
13 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Did someone say tight end?

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Holy shit, I would absolutely blast before I could even make it inside her.

#10267
18 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Did someone say tight end?

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Tom could snort some coke off that ass 

#10272
3 hours ago, cafe society said:

This is the Occam's Razor here.

Okam’s Razor:

Tom Herman being a socially inept dick is the reason talented UT alums have no desire to return to Austin as a coach. 

#10276
10 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Okam’s Razor:

Tom Herman being a socially inept dick is the reason talented UT alums have no desire to return to Austin as a coach. 

Assistant coach at Texas is the CFB equivalent of an NBA 10-day contract

#10278
5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Assistant coach at Texas is the CFB equivalent of an NBA 10-day contract

I would care if I thought any of this had a chance of working. 

#10279
6 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


Uhm isn't it the opposite with Herman?

You're only saying 6th Street is wrong because a 10-day NBA contract is only worth about 45K and guarantees less than two weeks of employment versus an assistant coach position under Herman being worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and a year of employment.

Okay, I see your point. 

#10281
13 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

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Yeah, this guy should really help bring some enthusiasm

 

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#10283
Just now, LTtxfan said:

 

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Does he not look like an aluminum siding salesman from Iowa? Or even some aggy middle manager? Tell me I'm wrong. Please?

#10288
1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

Per 247, Snyder's all time recruiting list is composed of... Evan Curl and Winston Dimel (or, as I refer to them, "who the fuck are those guys?")  He should be an absolutely spectacular asset on the recruiting trail...

https://247sports.com/Coach/Sean-Snyder-1625/

Is one the son of Dana Dimel who happened to be the Co-OC at KSU? Way to go out on a limb for the low hanging fruit their Snyderlet. 

#10291

I feel like we're getting Messingham'd. 

Sort of the higher-end version of Missouri State floating Briles so Petrino looks ok.

#10292
11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I feel like we're getting Messingham'd. 

Sort of the higher-end version of Missouri State floating Briles so Petrino looks ok.

Remind me. Did Anwar break messingham?

#10295
1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I feel like after Herman gets fired, he’s going to say “The Aristocrats”

Funny. I feel like he’s going to tell everyone that will listen what a POS program Texas is and how they thwarted and meddled with him at every fucking turn, taking no responsibility for anything and potentially lying to make himself look like a victim. 

#10296
Funny. I feel like he’s going to tell everyone that will listen what a POS program Texas is and how they thwarted and meddled with him at every fucking turn, taking no responsibility for anything and potentially lying to make himself look like a victim. 

Yup.
#10297
31 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Winston Dimel is the son of their then OC Dana Dimel. I dunno who the other guy is.

Woof.

Probably a nephew on his wife’s side of the family. 

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