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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Your mom’s tight end had an opening that I slid right into.

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4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Your mom’s tight end had an opening that I slid right into.

That doesn’t make sense. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

That doesn’t make sense. 

He has a small penis. Hope this helps. 

If Okam is a no go, they should give my man Larry Dibbles a shot. 

 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Mike Roach actually just made a pretty good point regarding Joey M staying on staff at Baylor - if you were Aranda would you want to keep the guy all the players wanted as HC on staff?

If McGuire is gone at Baylor we might still have a chance with Okam. 

Hahahahahaha, you crazy, Hiphopopotamos, you crazy. 

I assume that the interaction with Herman was on such a bizarre level for Okam that he walked away thinking he'd rather die impoverished and of starvation than work for that lunatic. Hope you're right though.

2 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

oh god no... an Anwar tweet

 

Unclear if he is top candidate. We're safe...for now.

Please send McGuire and Okam to Texas and tell Snyder to pound sand. He's coasting on daddy's name.

3 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

oh god no... an Anwar tweet

 

So he's an analyst candidate at Nebraska and he's a TE coach at Texas. We're getting outranked in interest by fucking Nebraska. 

The gap between hiring Sean fucking Snyder and hiring Joey McGuire is wider than all offsides, South Austin's mom, and the two neurons rolling around inside of Harvdog's thick skull, combined. This is a grand canyon chasm between one guy's capabilities and the next. Motherfucking fuck. 

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Did someone say tight end?

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21 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

If Okam is a no go, they should give my man Larry Dibbles a shot. 

Rutgers joke dot com

14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

walked away thinking he'd rather die impoverished and of starvation than work for that lunatic.

So, the anti-Giles?

13 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Did someone say tight end?

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Holy shit, I would absolutely blast before I could even make it inside her.

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Holy shit, I would absolutely blast before I could even make it inside her.

Sex more

18 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Did someone say tight end?

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Tom could snort some coke off that ass 

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Sex more

Where do I sign?

3 hours ago, cafe society said:

This is the Occam's Razor here.

Okam’s Razor:

Tom Herman being a socially inept dick is the reason talented UT alums have no desire to return to Austin as a coach. 

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4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

the pressure to recruit well at Bailor is significantly less than at Texas.

That’s probably the most bizarre spin I’ve seen on this thread full of bizarre spin.

10 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Okam’s Razor:

Tom Herman being a socially inept dick is the reason talented UT alums have no desire to return to Austin as a coach. 

Assistant coach at Texas is the CFB equivalent of an NBA 10-day contract

Assistant coach at Texas is the CFB equivalent of an NBA 10-day contract

Uhm isn't it the opposite with Herman?
5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Assistant coach at Texas is the CFB equivalent of an NBA 10-day contract

I would care if I thought any of this had a chance of working. 

6 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


Uhm isn't it the opposite with Herman?

You're only saying 6th Street is wrong because a 10-day NBA contract is only worth about 45K and guarantees less than two weeks of employment versus an assistant coach position under Herman being worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and a year of employment.

Okay, I see your point. 

33 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Tom could snort some coke off that ass 

I mean who wouldn't 

13 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

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Yeah, this guy should really help bring some enthusiasm

 

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5 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

I would care if I thought any of this had a chance of working. 

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Does he not look like an aluminum siding salesman from Iowa? Or even some aggy middle manager? Tell me I'm wrong. Please?

Yeah, this guy should really help bring some enthusiasm...
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I just ran through a brick wall

Per 247, Snyder's all time recruiting list is composed of... Evan Curl and Winston Dimel (or, as I refer to them, "who the fuck are those guys?").  He should be an absolutely spectacular asset on the recruiting trail...

https://247sports.com/Coach/Sean-Snyder-1625/

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Per 247, Snyder's all time recruiting list is composed of... Evan Curl and Winston Dimel (or, as I know them, "who the fuck are those guys?")  He should be an absolutely spectacular asset on the recruiting trail...

https://247sports.com/Coach/Sean-Snyder-1625/

Evan and Winston were the only two who appreciated Werther's Originals.

Just when i start to feel a tad bit better about direction of program this kind of shit happens. Jesus fuck. 

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

Per 247, Snyder's all time recruiting list is composed of... Evan Curl and Winston Dimel (or, as I refer to them, "who the fuck are those guys?")  He should be an absolutely spectacular asset on the recruiting trail...

https://247sports.com/Coach/Sean-Snyder-1625/

Is one the son of Dana Dimel who happened to be the Co-OC at KSU? Way to go out on a limb for the low hanging fruit their Snyderlet. 

Winston Dimel is the son of their then OC Dana Dimel. I dunno who the other guy is.

Woof.

I feel like we're getting Messingham'd. 

Sort of the higher-end version of Missouri State floating Briles so Petrino looks ok.

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I feel like we're getting Messingham'd. 

Sort of the higher-end version of Missouri State floating Briles so Petrino looks ok.

Remind me. Did Anwar break messingham?

I feel like after Herman gets fired, he’s going to say “The Aristocrats”

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I feel like after Herman gets fired, he’s going to say “The Aristocrats”

Funny. I feel like he’s going to tell everyone that will listen what a POS program Texas is and how they thwarted and meddled with him at every fucking turn, taking no responsibility for anything and potentially lying to make himself look like a victim. 

Funny. I feel like he’s going to tell everyone that will listen what a POS program Texas is and how they thwarted and meddled with him at every fucking turn, taking no responsibility for anything and potentially lying to make himself look like a victim. 

Yup.
31 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Winston Dimel is the son of their then OC Dana Dimel. I dunno who the other guy is.

Woof.

Probably a nephew on his wife’s side of the family. 

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