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Dude looks like a dinosaur fucked a meth head and had a baby. You know, quality inter species erotica.

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34 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

I mean, this pic is meme worthy for shit like “that’s my fetish” or some shit

Looks like he just ejaculated.

17 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Looks like he just ejaculated.

Into what?

2 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Greg Davis was the reason our offense sucked in that game.

It is very rare to see one guy tear an entire team apart, but that is what he did that evening. He was a man amongst boys.

FIFY

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

FIFY

If you want to fly another Greg Davis banner just to reiterate the point, I'm in for another hundred.

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Let's test that theory:

Yep.

Okay.

Well fuck me twice and call me Elvis, it actually works.

Ok Elvis.

I did my part, now a couple of you other guys come on over and do yours.

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

 

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That motherfucker has killed some people, and I don't meant like heroically in the service of his country. I mean more in the kidnap and tortured in his secret rape dungeon kind of way. 

That is the portrait of a psychotic attempting to imitate and project normal human emotion and expression to blend in with his victim pool. 

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

 

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Definitely not the face you wanna see when the guards lock that door behind you.

Edited by Cajun

If Herman wanted to look at another Texas Alum, Rodrick Wright was retained as the Defensive Line Coach for UTSA. He has some P5 experience with East Carolina, and coached up what he was dealt. He's been coaching for 5 years, don't know much about his recruiting, but he was a stud while he was here.

https://goutsa.com/coaches.aspx?rc=1038&path=football

CHIEF

 

2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I think he's an great DC.  He's not a good recruiter or HC (much like Herman, he has a real hard time firing his buddies).  Louisiana is full of talent, so recruiting top level athletes is not hard there.

He's the only coach who held mighty 2009 Texas to less than 15 points and that's really saying something considering Nebraska might have had 110 yards of offense that day.  The defense was on the field all fucking day.  You can blame blocking or Colt or whatever you want, but somehow every other game except blowu and Alabama that Texas offense scored no less than 34 points.  Pelini had a plan and that defense executed it perfectly.  If not for Alex Henery kicking 60 yard fg's all fucking day, Nebraska wouldn't have scored a point.

TLDR

Great DC, excellent scheme developer of top level talent

Below average recruiter and HC

The way OU and NU matched up defensively was why they were the only teams that gave Texas problems and why Colt would have rolled Alabama. 

3 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

If Herman wanted to look at another Texas Alum, Rodrick Wright was retained as the Defensive Line Coach for UTSA. He has some P5 experience with East Carolina, and coached up what he was dealt. He's been coaching for 5 years, don't know much about his recruiting, but he was a stud while he was here.

https://goutsa.com/coaches.aspx?rc=1038&path=football

CHIEF

 

uhhh who's gonna tell him?

Just now, ImissWallyPryor said:

The way OU and NU matched up defensively was why they were the only teams that gave Texas problems and why Colt would have rolled Alabama. 

FUCK YOU GREG DAVIS FOR CALLING AN OPTION

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

That 2009 team had a ferrrrrcious O-line. The first team in NCAA history to start two lesbians up front.

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I’m quitting the internet. Bye, y’all. 

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Let's test that theory:

Yep.

Okay.

Well fuck me twice and call me Elvis, it actually works.

in the right environment I use  the "well don't I feel like the fucking asshole" line

1 hour ago, GotThatFire said:

Didn’t Bo piss his pants during a game against Texas?

Probably my only “find” on the internet was when I caught that among the game photos on one of the Nebraska newspapers and posted it on TOS. It’s been downhill ever since.  

16 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

uhhh who's gonna tell him?

Mike Gundy?

CHIEF

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

That 2009 team had a ferrrrrcious O-line. The first team in NCAA history to start two lesbians up front.

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Two? Are you trying to tell me that ain’t the same bitch in both pics?

3 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Mike Gundy?

CHIEF

ECU is in the AAC, a G5 school. He seems to have done a good job there, but he doesn't seem to have any P5 experience as far as I can see in his UTSA bio.

25 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Ok Elvis.

I did my part, now a couple of you other guys come on over and do yours.

you see this watch? this watch costs more than your car.

never, ever open your mouth until you know what the shot is.

This was his response after being asked "how much do you like chicken fingers?" in his last interview.


Posts like this are why I read Surly. Thank you.

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Surly has now identified Shane Burnham and Rodrique Wright as possible candidates. No real reasons other than one worked with Ash and Herman at some point and time and the other for being an up an coming ex-Longhorn. How long before the 9.95ers release the same names?

40 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

If Herman wanted to look at another Texas Alum, Rodrick Wright was retained as the Defensive Line Coach for UTSA. He has some P5 experience with East Carolina, and coached up what he was dealt. He's been coaching for 5 years, don't know much about his recruiting, but he was a stud while he was here.

https://goutsa.com/coaches.aspx?rc=1038&path=football

CHIEF

 

When did East Carolina become a p5 school?

I think he's an great DC.  He's not a good recruiter or HC (much like Herman, he has a real hard time firing his buddies).  Louisiana is full of talent, so recruiting top level athletes is not hard there.
He's the only coach who held mighty 2009 Texas to less than 15 points and that's really saying something considering Nebraska might have had 110 yards of offense that day.  The defense was on the field all fucking day.  You can blame blocking or Colt or whatever you want, but somehow every other game except blowu and Alabama that Texas offense scored no less than 34 points.  Pelini had a plan and that defense executed it perfectly.  If not for Alex Henery kicking 60 yard fg's all fucking day, Nebraska wouldn't have scored a point.
TLDR
Great DC, excellent scheme developer of top level talent
Below average recruiter and HC

Bullshit. That was all Suh.
2 hours ago, MoJames said:

Ok so looking through the anals of Rutgers coaching ...

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"Anals" pretty muchly sums it up.

 

 

 

 

Also - this is the son that does not make his dad disappoint.

3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I think he's an great DC.  He's not a good recruiter or HC (much like Herman, he has a real hard time firing his buddies).  Louisiana is full of talent, so recruiting top level athletes is not hard there.

He's the only coach who held mighty 2009 Texas to less than 15 points and that's really saying something considering Nebraska might have had 110 yards of offense that day.  The defense was on the field all fucking day.  You can blame blocking or Colt or whatever you want, but somehow every other game except blowu and Alabama that Texas offense scored no less than 34 points.  Pelini had a plan and that defense executed it perfectly.  If not for Alex Henery kicking 60 yard fg's all fucking day, Nebraska wouldn't have scored a point.

TLDR

Great DC, excellent scheme developer of top level talent

Below average recruiter and HC

It's easy to scheme when you stuff 3 extra defensive linemen into one pair of pants. Suh looked like the Kraken out there. 

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

It's easy to scheme when you stuff 3 extra defensive linemen into one pair of pants. Suh looked like the Kraken out there. 

I forget where I saw it, but Suh's sack total was comparable to Texas' and Alabama's totals that year. He was within a sack or two of both the national champion and the runner up. Of course, the 38 or so sacks he had in the Big 12 championship may have skewed his numbers. Either way, his season was ridiculous.

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:


Bullshit. That was all Suh.

Give Pelini some credit for realizing that GDGD was incapable of throwing downfield that year, allowing him to play umbrella coverage with everybody sitting on short routes all game long 

7 hours ago, MoJames said:

Jim Panagos - Just hired under Shiano, so probably too hard to pry away. Here is his photo though.

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Wow. He doesn't even look Cro-Magnon man or even a Neanderthal like Orlando and Ash. He's something much more early-primitive. More like Homo ergaster or even an Australopithecus.

 

I fully expect him to be our DC after Ash.

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Almost looks like he talkin' bout manure spreaders jackknifed on the Santa Ana.

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6 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Wow. He doesn't even look Cro-Magnon man or even a Neanderthal like Orlando and Ash. He's something much more early-primitive. More like Homo ergaster or even an Australopithecus.

Looks like Fred Flintstone, so whatever age that was.

8 hours ago, MoJames said:

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The Iwannadobettyinhersaurass Period.

Suh was a dude, for sure, but there was other NFL talent on that defense as well.  All recruited by Bill "throat slashing pirate" Callahan, not Bo. 1/2 of that D played in the NFL, some still play.

16 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

That 2009 team had a ferrrrrcious O-line. The first team in NCAA history to start two lesbians up front.

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I referred to that group as the choir boys which is ironic given the career path Chris Hall chose. It was a far cry from the days of Studdard, Sendlein, etc. Ulatoski, Huey and Hall were soft. I'm honestly surprised they didn't get Colt killed.

Per TFB Joey Mcguire is a candidate for the defensive ends position. 


And Giles?
4 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Per TFB Joey Mcguire is a candidate for the defensive ends position. 

I was going to ask the board about this being a possibility last week. I didn’t think he had the teaching resume for it though. He should be a stud recruiter though. 

I was going to ask the board about this being a possibility last week. I didn’t think he had the teaching resume for it though. He should be a stud recruiter though. 

It would allow Giles to teach the whole line and McGuire to learn the teaching aspect of DL while covering Giles weakness as a recruiter

JM can keep growing his coaching pedigree at the college level and get closer to becoming a HC or at least a coordinator. Hope he comes here and kicks ass. 

13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 


And Giles?

 

Assumption is GIles would do the heavy lifting across the D-line initially and McGuire would assist, but do the heavy lifting on the recruiting front.  Crossing my fingers TH can get this done. 

20 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Per TFB Joey Mcguire is a candidate for the defensive ends position. 

That does not suck

 

 

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