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3 hours ago, pacman said:

to be fair, baylor is adding more value (as an athletic program) than Texas this fiscal year as well

let that shit sink in

played for Big 12 Title in football

ranked 1/2 in both men's and women's basketball

#1 Big 12 in volleyball

 

Idk why you’re using fiscal year, or how you’re defining value, but no matter the definition you use for value, you’re just flat out wrong. Texas will always be more valuable to the Big 12 than Baylor, regardless of results on the field. It’s not even debatable. 

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Even with that badass set up for pacman's post, the argument is flatly wrong. Baylor adds zero intrinsic value to the Big 12, especially when they're winning. It makes everyone else, especially Texas, look stupid; eyeballs on the tv do not increase, the national media does not give a fuck; and it emboldens their cult to do more corrupt and evil shit to perpetuate their success. Them doing well in sports creates a negative ROI for the conference and particularly for Texas. If they're not going to be a doormat, everyone else loses.

To pile on to this, a couple of the moneyed folk I know have said that some of the bigwigs are in CDC's ear about this...not necessarily CTJ's take per se but the fact that the floor for success in their minds is that Texas should be the best athletic department of all of the state universities and ultimately how CDC will be evaluated in the near term. Football is bad enough, but having to listen to their Tech and Baylor friends cackle about basketball and baseball and shit like that is definitely putting a burr in their saddle so to speak.

 

Haven’t updated it in a while

 

HC - Herman

OC/QB - Yurchic

RB - Drayton

WR - Coleman

TE - Boulware

OL - Hand 

DC/S - Ash

DE - Giles

DT - ? (McGuire rumored)

LB - Hutzler

CB - Valai
 

Boulware, Hutzler, Coleman (maybe) to help with ST 

Edited by BurntOrangeBlooded15

6 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

This is the only downside of not having the fucktards from BCS in our conference.  The rest of the also rans have been jockeying for position to become a rival to Texas.  Many of them think they are the main rival now too.  When aggy was in our conference we had a buffer between us and only had aggy’s stupidity to deal with because these teams hate aggy more than us.  With aggy out of the picture the rest of the also rans have gone full retard.

It won't be baylor.

46 minutes ago, PencilPusher said:

To pile on to this, a couple of the moneyed folk I know have said that some of the bigwigs are in CDC's ear about this...not necessarily CTJ's take per se but the fact that the floor for success in their minds is that Texas should be the best athletic department of all of the state universities and ultimately how CDC will be evaluated in the near term. Football is bad enough, but having to listen to their Tech and Baylor friends cackle about basketball and baseball and shit like that is definitely putting a burr in their saddle so to speak.

 

As well they should be, Texas should absolutely dominate the non-rev/Olympic sports (since the less well-off schools usually just sort of prop them up because a football/baseball/basketball-only athletic department would be bad for Title 9), and really should be the best or close to it at everything in the conference.

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

As well they should be, Texas should absolutely dominate the non-rev/Olympic sports

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2 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

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It wouldn't take very many butterbeers for me to let her apparate my Hogwart.

10 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

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She looks athletic and fun. The fuck?

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I believe I’d like to own that broomstick. 

I believe I’d like to be that broomstick 

14 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

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She can handle my wand if I can enter her chamber of secrets

Just now, Rhinotx said:

She can handle my wand if I can enter her chamber of secrets

Oh, only If, huh? You'll only let that happen IF she lets you in? Nice fucking try. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Oh, only If, huh? You'll only let that happen IF she lets you in? Nice fucking try. 

Hey, you work in harry potter references

Just now, Rhinotx said:

Hey, you work in harry potter references

I mean, I get it, I'm just point out that all you had to say was "and" instead of "if." Lets not pretend that one must beget the other or you'll take your wand and go home. 

31 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

Hey, you work in harry potter references

Why?

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

My favorite actual medical term is Coitus Interruptus

My favorite is 69.  That is a medical term, right?

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Idk why you’re using fiscal year, or how you’re defining value, but no matter the definition you use for value, you’re just flat out wrong. Texas will always be more valuable to the Big 12 than Baylor, regardless of results on the field. It’s not even debatable. 

i missed the meaning of "value", poor attention to detail there, rather meant to imply they were outperforming us and it wasn't close. of course, we are the largest brand in Texas. 

i used fiscal year because that is what colleges use, 9/1 to 8/31.

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Idk but had a urology lecturer tell our class reverse cowgirl is the most common cause of dick sprain. Be careful out there fellas.

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18 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Idk but had a urology lecturer tell our class reverse cowgirl is the most common cause of dick sprain. Be careful out there fellas.

My wife doesn’t waste that fancy positioning on something that’s going to last 20 seconds.

Just curious how the topic changed from football coaches to sex.

4 hours ago, PencilPusher said:

To pile on to this, a couple of the moneyed folk I know have said that some of the bigwigs are in CDC's ear about this...not necessarily CTJ's take per se but the fact that the floor for success in their minds is that Texas should be the best athletic department of all of the state universities and ultimately how CDC will be evaluated in the near term. Football is bad enough, but having to listen to their Tech and Baylor friends cackle about basketball and baseball and shit like that is definitely putting a burr in their saddle so to speak.

 

It's time to get serious.

1) establish heavy/heavier Canadian international recruiting (oil & gas engineering would be a no-brainer angle) 
2) establish BIG XII HOCKEY 
3) dominate
4) profit

Just curious how the topic changed from football coaches to sex.

Cause our coaches keep fucking us. Unpleasantly.
3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Just curious how the topic changed from football coaches to sex.

Porn addiction is an epidemic whose normalization has produced a sexual culture that would make Roman patricians blush. 

4 hours ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Haven’t updated it in a while

 

HC - Herman

OC/QB - Yurchic  Yurcich

RB - Drayton

WR - Coleman

TE - Boulware

OL - Hand 

DC/S - Ash

DE - Giles

DT - ? (McGuire rumored)

LB - Hutzler

CB - Valai
 

ST - Hutzler (with assistance from Boulware and Coleman)

 

fixed some things for ya

48 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Idk but had a urology lecturer tell our class reverse cowgirl is the most common cause of dick sprain. Be careful out there fellas.

You used to be pre-med, brah?

Horns 247 / Chip Brown / Coaching update - Joey McGuire

FCB - what else needs to be said?

Spoiler

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Wednesday 7:15 pm - David Smoak of 1660 ESPN Radio in Waco reporting Joey McGuire staying at Baylor.

 

Really want us to stay patient and find someone who can move the needle at this position.  If we can get the most out the pretty sick talent we have at DT - the top two or three guys anyway - we could easily see a massive defensive turnaround next year. 

Wow can't believe he denied us for the 5th time in one day

30 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Just curious how the topic changed from football coaches to sex.

Procreation is our biological imperative. Sex is the modus operandus for procreation. Ergo, we as humans have a biological imperative to think about and seek out sex. It dominates everything we do as a species. 

12 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

fixed some things for ya

Isn't Boulware the one that literally has ST in his title?

35 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Just curious how the topic changed from football coaches to sex.

Literally every thread on this site has a reference to South Austins mom, you shouldn't be shocked.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Isn't Boulware the one that literally has ST in his title?

This is correct. I think because Hutzler was hired first and has extensive special teams experience, I associated the position with him.

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Adapted from burntorangeblooded15

HC - Herman

OC/QB - Yurcich

RB - Drayton

WR - Coleman

TE - Boulware

OL - Hand 

ST - Boulware (with assistance from Hutzler and Coleman)

DC/S - Ash

DE - Giles

DT - ? 

LB - Hutzler

CB - Valai

Edited by UDontKnow

20 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Wow can't believe he denied us for the 5th time in one day

Yeah Peter only denied thrice...

44 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You used to be pre-med, brah?

Maybe he was just auditing the class on account of all the dick pics.

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Idk but had a urology lecturer tell our class reverse cowgirl is the most common cause of dick sprain. Be careful out there fellas.

I'm willing to chance it.

CHIEF

1 hour ago, anacardo said:

Porn addiction is an epidemic whose normalization has produced a sexual culture that would make Roman patricians blush. 

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I just didn't want McGuire at a place like OU.  He does limited damage to us in Waco.  There are still some nice possibilities out there.  

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

If only they weren't a national pariah whose fanbase couldn't even fill up half of the Sugar Bowl when they did make it.

They aren't tremendously additive even when they're good at sports.

There's more than one way to skin a cat

1 hour ago, Daichee Bell said:


Cause our coaches keep fucking us. Unpleasantly.

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