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3 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Because believe it or not the NCAA does actually pay attention to Universities blatantly circumventing the rule about what coaches can and cannot contact recruits. Otherwise why not just have a team of "analysts" and a team of recruiters

point taken and yet we've pulled this sham with carrington going on the road twice now

Sham? The rules allow it if you have a coaching vacancy. It’s not like a team would fire a coach every year to be able to do it. We’re just making the most out of having to fire a coach.

The first time was because the NCAA added a 10th on-field coaching spot for all teams. 

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This is the best day of my life. 

 

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11 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Because believe it or not the NCAA does actually pay attention to Universities blatantly circumventing the rule about what coaches can and cannot contact recruits. Otherwise why not just have a team of "analysts" and a team of recruiters

Yep...I guess they have to do something.

Well lets just hope a coach suddenly has a sick family member about two weeks before NSD.  The individual who replaces him on the recruiting trail can be an ace closer for boarder line recruits. A few months after NSD the coach with the sick family member returns to his duties, much to the delight of all involved. The individual who replaced him goes back to his old job of stuffing bags of cash.

15 hours ago, Chooky said:

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I still can’t believe this film got an Oscar snub.

16 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You know what you were doing. You made four posts specifically referencing the weak bullshit of “I know about you offline and people say you’re mean/crazy/whatever, hahahahaa nanny nanny boo boo, I know something you don’t know.” You did this after a dust-up in a couple of threads and your feelings got hurt. Congrats on the threat. 

I was playing in the beginning, but the mood all changed. You have 24,000 posts between this board and Shaggy. If you don’t think you have a visible digital footprint that a small research exercise and a little money can’t sort, let me know and I will happily disavow you of that illusion. 

There is no place for this kind of fuckwaddery on a board meant for entertainment, but if you want to see who has the conviction of their beliefs on things of this matter, I will happily join you in this tumbledown and then we can take our measure. I’ve already been through it. We can all be reached out and touched. Anyone condoning your behavior is ignorant and could also be disavowed of their illusions. 

*disabused

18 hours ago, FCB said:

BTW. need avatar suggestions. i really cant stand this chode, and having his pic here gives me the sads

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15 hours ago, KYHorn said:

Y'all must be into S&M circle jerks or something

is that wrong?

18 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

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Jessica Simpson’s dad looks pretty good, all things considered 

18 hours ago, FCB said:

BTW. need avatar suggestions. i really cant stand this chode, and having his pic here gives me the sads

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Guy supposed knows his shit but I don’t know enough to feel good or bad about it

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

Guy supposed knows his shit but I don’t know enough to feel good or bad about it

The interesting piece is why didn't TH simply elevate him to OC?  THs choice or Fedora just wanted nothing to do with us after this year.

4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Well lets just hope a coach suddenly has a sick family member about two weeks before NSD.  The individual who replaces him on the recruiting trail can be an ace closer for boarder line recruits. A few months after NSD the coach with the sick family member returns to his duties, much to the delight of all involved. The individual who replaced him goes back to his old job of stuffing bags of cash.

Planking talk not going away. 

12 minutes ago, Stampeder said:

The interesting piece is why didn't TH simply elevate him to OC?  THs choice or Fedora just wanted nothing to do with us after this year.

I would think the consensus is Yurcich > Fedora.   

2 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I would think the consensus is Yurcich > Fedora.   

There would have been even more bitching over Fedora being hired than there was with Ash. 

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22 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Captain Jack 

 

21 hours ago, Zavala said:

how many pages is this circle jerk gonna take?

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I guess they aren’t going to tell anwar who the last coach is until close to or after NSD2 huh. Wouldn’t want the name out there too early. 

3 hours ago, Stampeder said:

The interesting piece is why didn't TH simply elevate him to OC?  THs choice or Fedora just wanted nothing to do with us after this year.

Last year, Nahlin speculated that Fedora's input was being ignored. This was during the stretch when our offense was continuously shooting itself int the foot with playcalling.

Jay Valai subscribes to the Michael Huff school of shirt selection

 

2 hours ago, Teryor said:

There would have been even more bitching over Fedora being hired than there was with Ash. 

True.  But now we have people bitching about fedora not being hired

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

True.  But now we have people bitching about fedora not being hired

What people? Who’s bitching? I think one guy asked a question. 

Fedora on offense at Baylor will have the Baptists wishing Tape Fingers, Lebby and his fat wife were still in town.  I remember when Kevin Steele was in charge at Baylor. It was bad. He was hugging and sobbing on Mack's shoulder.   Is Dave Aranda a better hire than Steele?  Steele has done well at Auburn.  

34 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What people? Who’s bitching? I think one guy asked a question. 

Stampeder post 11248 which is two posts after the fedora to baylor post

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Stampeder post 11248 which is two posts after the fedora to baylor post

That’s not bitching. He asked a question, and you don’t seem to have a very good grasp on the meaning of “people.”

I was bored and started farming through rosters searching for DL coaches. None are at a blue blood. None at their alma mater. None are of the bad man persuasion. 

Eli Rasheed 

Ron burton

Vic so'oto

Diron Reynolds 

Vincent oghobaase

 

 

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So’oto seems like he may wear Polynesian ties. 

and special undies

Fedora on offense at Baylor will have the Baptists wishing Tape Fingers, Lebby and his fat wife were still in town.  I remember when Kevin Steele was in charge at Baylor. It was bad. He was hugging and sobbing on Mack's shoulder.   Is Dave Aranda a better hire than Steele?  Steele has done well at Auburn.  

Well most of them wish he never left, so that’s not really saying anything.
14 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Stampeder post 11248 which is two posts after the fedora to baylor post

I'm definitely not bitching about Fedora not being hired.  Of all the hires Herman has made during this reset of the coaching staff I'm most enthused about Yurcich.  I'm just asking the question about Fedora and the consensus on whether Herman didn't want him or Fedora didn't want to be on staff.  When it was published LF wasn't going to stick around I assumed he just wanted to enjoy his NC buyout more to fullest and only hung around here for a year to ensure his son got a start in the profession.  But taking the OC position at Baylor begs the question.

In terms of Fedora vs. Yurcich in terms of skins on the wall and a rep as an OC, I'm not sure the masses would consider Yurcich > Fedora.  I'm plenty fine with Yurcich, but it's not as is Fedora doesn't have plenty of skins on the wall and a good bit of it in the B12.  

3 hours ago, Stampeder said:

I'm definitely not bitching about Fedora not being hired.  Of all the hires Herman has made during this reset of the coaching staff I'm most enthused about Yurcich.  I'm just asking the question about Fedora and the consensus on whether Herman didn't want him or Fedora didn't want to be on staff.  When it was published LF wasn't going to stick around I assumed he just wanted to enjoy his NC buyout more to fullest and only hung around here for a year to ensure his son got a start in the profession.  But taking the OC position at Baylor begs the question.

In terms of Fedora vs. Yurcich in terms of skins on the wall and a rep as an OC, I'm not sure the masses would consider Yurcich > Fedora.  I'm plenty fine with Yurcich, but it's not as is Fedora doesn't have plenty of skins on the wall and a good bit of it in the B12.  

 

- Fedora was at Baylor in the early/mid '90s (under Teaff and Reedy).  As a team, Baylor was pretty mediocre then.  And that was a quarter of a century ago.

- The only other stint he had in the Big 12, until he came to Texas as an analyst in 2019, was from '05 - '07, as OC at Ok State.  They went 4-7, 7-6, 7-6.

What skins on the wall does he have in the Big 12?

 



 
- The only other stint he had in the Big 12...was from '05 - '07, as OC at Ok State.  They went 4-7, 7-6, 7-6.
What skins on the wall does he have in the Big 12?


He never said they were particularly impressive skins. Just...skins.

46 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

He’s the Buffalo Bill of the Big 12.  He’s got fat trailer park girl skins on the wall.

Wouldn't that be the Vic of the Big 12?

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

- Fedora was at Baylor in the early/mid '90s (under Teaff and Reedy).  As a team, Baylor was pretty mediocre then.  And that was a quarter of a century ago.

- The only other stint he had in the Big 12, until he came to Texas as an analyst in 2019, was from '05 - '07, as OC at Ok State.  They went 4-7, 7-6, 7-6.

What skins on the wall does he have in the Big 12?

 

Ok St offense rankings:

05 -- 97

06 -- 7

07 -- 22

I'd say that's a fairly impressive turnaround for an offensive coordinator and a large part of the reason he was hired as the HC at Southern Miss in '08.

Fedora and the UL guy are good hires for a rookie HC in Aranda. He didn't just go out and hire his drinking buddies. 

6 hours ago, Stampeder said:

I'm not sure the masses would consider Yurcich > Fedora.

I think you’re wrong here, just my opinion.

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Fedora and the UL guy are good hires for a rookie HC in Aranda. He didn't just go out and hire his drinking buddies. 

do you have definitive proof Aranda and Fedora have never gone drinking together?  

11 hours ago, Stampeder said:

I'm definitely not bitching about Fedora not being hired.  Of all the hires Herman has made during this reset of the coaching staff I'm most enthused about Yurcich.  I'm just asking the question about Fedora and the consensus on whether Herman didn't want him or Fedora didn't want to be on staff.  When it was published LF wasn't going to stick around I assumed he just wanted to enjoy his NC buyout more to fullest and only hung around here for a year to ensure his son got a start in the profession.  But taking the OC position at Baylor begs the question.

Is Fedora taking his son to Wacko too? I'd guess so. Fedora doesn't have to work so focus now on getting his son's career moving.

Who will end up with the most new coaches (including analysts), after the dust settles, between Texas and aggy?

We’re the scat site? I thought we were the shart site? 

alright. with the total silence on this subject from media and Texas alike,  I'm going to assume we already have our last assistant pegged, and we are just waiting out the recruiting cycle to let Carrington do his thing till then. 

 

I hope. 

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