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    Blue Bell is announcing the release of a new flavor, Gordita Latina to be served exclusively at Texas Athletic facilities and DKR, it will feature hints of Canela, White Apples and Mexican vanilla. 

  • closetojumping
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    A few things: -If Harrell is the OC, and the rumors are legit but don’t take anything for granted until ink is dry, then Traylor could make a return. Herman would be admitting to a mistake in let

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12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

In news that will surprise no one but you, you have the reading comprehension skills of a dead marmot. I didn’t call everyone a pedant. Specifically, I don’t think you come within lunar orbit of resembling a pedant. 

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25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Guaranteeing 3 years highly paid when your head coach has a win or gtfo year coming up seems like a waste of money. 

So does needlessly extending your HC in year 2 on a 5 year contract.

Do you even UT athletics?

15 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

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We've always wanted our program to spend the Scrooge McDuck piles of money that it's sitting on. Now they're rumored to be willing to do it so why would we complain. It's not like something good is going to come out of not spending that money.

Wait, I thought someone explained that Texas is really in massive debt due to stadiums and stuff.  

6 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Well I had to Google transmogrify because I was sure it was a made up word.

morgan freeman said it in a movie once.  

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Coordinators usually get to pick a guy they want to bring along, and then they collaborate with the HC in regard to the rest of the staff and support staff. 

Also, what a fucking hideous piece of shit this thread has been for a few pages. RomaVicta looms about this thread like a gargoyle statue, emotionless, convictionless, but omnipresent and probably smarter than you. Greg Davis is no big deal except for the fact that he brings nothing but failure and dated input to the table and Coach Fuckface values his advice as though he's an uncle. SydneyCarton is a moth to that flame every time. Then there's no new info and a fluff speculation story from Nahlin. And a whole bunch of posts from guys that I have on ignore. Christ, somebody please do some fucking thing. Hermancipate us from this ineptitude and ennui before we collectively transmogrify into the fucking UT offense.

I have it on good record from you that in 2022 the Hermancipation will be nigh.

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We've always wanted our program to spend the Scrooge McDuck piles of money that it's sitting on. Now they're rumored to be willing to do it so why would we complain. It's not like something good is going to come out of not spending that money.

This. Half this board is actively proud of the revenue of Texas athletics because it's provided so little in the way of actual success over this lost decade.

Texas AD cash isn't any of our savings and nothing they do on this situation will shrink its contribution to academics, because buyouts will be covered by BMDs. Spend that shit.

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9 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Well I had to Google transmogrify because I was sure it was a made up word.

How many of you goddamned whippersnappers have completely missed the glory that is Calvin and Hobbes?

Being thrifty at least gives us the ability to still point and laugh at aggy's expenditures for annual mediocrity. 

I just don’t get why we seem to be happier spending money to buy out failed coaches than spending money on payroll to lure coaches that don’t fail. 
If we are ok with the fairly likely possibility of paying an OC 6 million for one year of work in order to get someone good to board and man a sinking ship, I want that same attitude when we spend on the crew for our new ship. 

12 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:
19 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Well I had to Google transmogrify because I was sure it was a made up word.

morgan freeman said it in a movie once.  

This place is so illiterate it's damn near criminal.

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7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This place is so illiterate it's damn near criminal.

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The genius of Bill Watterson!

16 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I have it on good record from you that in 2022 the Hermancipation will be nigh.

I feel like that thread title works no matter what happens. It could either mean that the Head Narcissist in Charge has sorted his bullshit and the program has reached escape velocity from the muck of mediocrity in which we've been mired for this last decade, or it could mean that we kicked his sorry fucking ass to the curb and we've Hermancipated ourselves from his own insipid, dickless regime. 

It's odd watching a narcissist complain about a narcissist.

Just now, MoJames said:

It's odd watching a narcissist complain about a narcissist.

Well, we're all trending somewhere. Pretty sure the majority of my behaviors trend towards sociopathy. Life would suck as a narcissist. 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Well, we're all trending somewhere. Pretty sure the majority of my behaviors trend towards sociopathy. Life would suck as a narcissist. 

●Fights with peers

●Conflicts with parents and other authority figures

●Stealing

●Vandalism

●Fire setting

●Cruelty to animals or other children

●School-related behavior problems

●Poor academic performance

●Running away from home

 

Nah that's not you.

Guaranteeing 3 years highly paid when your head coach has a win or gtfo year coming up seems like a waste of money. 

3 years shows they are committed to Herman....even if they might not be.
33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I just don’t get why we seem to be happier spending money to buy out failed coaches than spending money on payroll to lure coaches that don’t fail. 

Because “We’re Texas”.

34 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I feel like that thread title works no matter what happens. It could either mean that the Head Narcissist in Charge has sorted his bullshit and the program has reached escape velocity from the muck of mediocrity in which we've been mired for this last decade, or it could mean that we kicked his sorry fucking ass to the curb and we've Hermancipated ourselves from his own insipid, dickless regime. 

Hermancipated. I'm stealing the fuck out of that one.

Alignment. Culture. Pants zipped. 

Hermancipated. I'm stealing the fuck out of that one.
I'm already using Coach Fuckface liberally around the house.
2 hours ago, Zharkov said:

But think of the random shit you would learn. 

Mike Leach reminds me of a 70s swinger. He’s all about the cuckquean. 

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I pedanted south Austin’s mom

Didn't Jerry Sandusky go to prison for that?

5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Mike Leach reminds me of a 70s swinger. He’s all about the cuckquean. 

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4 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

My three words, "time to drink".

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Tom Herman is literally asking "what would Greg Davis do." This program is shifting from tragic to kinda adorable. 

16 minutes ago, Viper said:

That's a fake laugh

It is a little-known fact that radio & TV used marmots when they created the first laugh tracks.

Fwiw, OBs is saying that the 3 year $6.5mm figure isn't accurate 

Fwiw, OBs is saying that the 3 year $6.5mm figure isn't accurate 



So it is accurate. Got it.

I so very much want you to nab him.  Not that I think he's that great (although he ripped us a new asshole- but our D is historically awful), but watching SC scramble for their 3rd OC in 12 months is delightful.  And who's gonna jump on board knowing he is a short-timer barring a miracle?  I guess someone who thinks they could be a HCIW, but SC is not going to replace Helton with a promoted OC.

11 minutes ago, Fud said:

Fwiw, OBs is saying that the 3 year $6.5mm figure isn't accurate 

Anwar’s sources confirm?

It will be telling when this year's seniors start trashing Herman on Twitter after the bowl game. 

When did he upgrade?


When pornhub went 4k


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Super K on TFB is saying Harrell is very likely going to accept the Texas offer which is around 2 million per year. He’s waiting for a USC counter but including taxes they would have to nearly eclipse Heltons salary to match 

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Super K on TFB is saying Harrell is very likely going to accept the Texas offer which is around 2 million per year. He’s waiting for a USC counter but including taxes they would have to nearly eclipse Heltons salary to match 

If true...

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