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(Eric Nahlin) Fact Patterns and Inside Info: 12/8/19
doesn't seem likely
I can't see
I don't think
Perhaps not.
Probably so.
I think
likely
It was never likely
That tends to happen
I feel confident
I still believe
I think it's likely
 


Lots of hard hitting facts. $9.95 please
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    Blue Bell is announcing the release of a new flavor, Gordita Latina to be served exclusively at Texas Athletic facilities and DKR, it will feature hints of Canela, White Apples and Mexican vanilla. 

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    A few things: -If Harrell is the OC, and the rumors are legit but don’t take anything for granted until ink is dry, then Traylor could make a return. Herman would be admitting to a mistake in let

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Apparently Harrell has serious concerns about the Texas concession stand food choices. Don’t shoot the messenger.

Scott Frost didn’t exactly make a normal transition either. Who knows...

I just know the history of it, and there aren't many surprises after bowl season. Shit's usually settled and out in the open, just up to them and current employer as to whether or not they coach in a bowl game.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Jesus when did Freshwater gain 75 lbs?

Been eating at the training table with Bru.

9 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

 Lots of hard hitting facts. $9.95 please

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9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Apparently Harrell has serious concerns about the Texas concession stand food choices. Don’t shoot the messenger.

I hear his real concern is the student seating issue.  He won't sign until that issued is fixed.

31 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Texas doesn’t exactly hold a position of power at the moment. If he’s who they want, they’ll compromise with him. Just speculating because I don’t know shit, as usual.

This is some horse shit, even if true. How can we carry around a check for $6 million and somehow still resort to begging? 

Utah's officially San Antonio-bound.

 

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5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Utah's officially San Antonio-bound.

 

Going to be so awkward for Scalley

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

(Eric Nahlin) Fact Patterns and Inside Info: 12/8/19

On the DC search, Barry Odom is a real candidate but he may get Memphis, which is a good job. He'd be a great hire for them. Texas has always seemed more intent on landing Harrell first then focusing on the DC search.

sell me on odom.  let's see some data.  recent trends last 3 jobs, before/during/after.  strategy to get to the qb.  coaching tree.

and if he goes he goes.  we need to have a dozen candidates on the board.  as guys take other jobs, somebody else goes up on the board.

last week don't remember what page what thread, there was a candidate whose before/during/after rankings showed improvement after he go there and a regression after he left, in his last 3 jobs.  how many of those guys are out there?  5? 10? 20?  come on 995ers, do some fucking work.

he we are now.

entertain us.

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Utah's officially San Antonio-bound.

 

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It's almost like we don't know how to make nachos or something.

There are enough people on this board, old enough, from north texas, that the glory of arlington stadium nachos in 1977 can be remembered and celebrated.

4 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

What you think about Baby Briles as a OC canidate? 

Fuck off with that shit

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:


Fuck that. Why would Harrell say so? That's not how this works.


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2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

sell me on odom.  let's see some data.  recent trends last 3 jobs, before/during/after.  strategy to get to the qb.  coaching tree.

and if he goes he goes.  we need to have a dozen candidates on the board.  as guys take other jobs, somebody else goes up on the board.

last week don't remember what page what thread, there was a candidate whose before/during/after rankings showed improvement after he go there and a regression after he left, in his last 3 jobs.  how many of those guys are out there?  5? 10? 20?  come on 995ers, do some fucking work.

he we are now.

entertain us.

He's the SEC version of Ash, without the championship. He's coached at 2 schools, Memphis and Missouri. He appears to be getting the job at Memphis.

He is a question for all of y'all NCAA rules aficionados? If we were to announce Harrell as our OC, how would that affect Bryan Carrington's recruiting status? Would that force us to take him off the road? 

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He is a question for all of y'all NCAA rules aficionados? If we were to announce Harrell as our OC, how would that affect Bryan Carrington's recruiting status? Would that for e us to take him off the road? 

Carrington could still be on the road. You can have up to 10(?) out on the road recruiting. He could stay until we have a full staff again.

6 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So, uh, we’re not getting Harrell are we?

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Carrington could still be on the road. You can have up to 10(?) out on the road recruiting. He could stay until we have a full staff again.


Nope. He would have to immediately dive into a holiday inn and proclaim it his permanent residence. Ncaa rules.
5 hours ago, satyanash said:

(Eric Nahlin) Fact Patterns and Inside Info: 12/8/19

 

The symbolism of the crane against the clouds with the background rap is indeed telling and definitely points to the fact that now one knows shit.

54 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So, uh, we’re not getting Harrell are we?

Will you pussies quit crying before anything actually happens, please

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14 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Let’s get this bitch to 69 and then we will have the answers. If not, I’m out of ideas

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6 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Will you pussies quit crying before anything actually happens, please

They’re gonna cry if we don’t get him.  They’re gonna cry if we do.  Basically they’re gonna cry

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So, uh, we’re not getting Harrell are we?

maybe go fuck yourself mark wahlberg GIF

On 12/7/2019 at 9:53 AM, Hiphopopotamos said:

Drinkwitz is an interesting name - he’s a Malzahn disciple who has put together a pretty impressive resume in a short time. Spent some time with Harsin at Boise St. and killed it this year at App St as Head Coach. 

 

Looks like Eli is Mizzu bound...

 

 

Looks like Eli is Mizzu bound...

 

Here to eat my crow on Drinkerseinkwitzki. Figured the best bet would be one more year at App then parlay that into a better HC gig.

 

 

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Here to eat my crow on Drinkerseinkwitzki. Figured the best bet would be one more year at App then parlay that into a better HC gig.
 
 
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Nm. Was under the impression Mizzou had already hired HC and Drinkwitz would be going as a coordinator. My bad. No crow eating for me.


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Some poster on IT is is claiming that USC is throwing some prospective HCIW stuff to keep Harrell around. LMAO, USC might as well just fire Clay Helton now if that was true.

Just now, TheMailBox357 said:

Some poster on IT is is claiming that USC is throwing some prospective HCIW stuff to keep Harrell around. LMAO, USC might as well just fire Clay Helton now if that was true.

Damn. At this rate they might do that.

2 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Some poster on IT is is claiming that USC is throwing some prospective HCIW stuff to keep Harrell around. LMAO, USC might as well just fire Clay Helton now if that was true.

Lulz. The head coach is 47 years old and he already has a HCIW behind him. 

35 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Some poster on IT is is claiming that USC is throwing some prospective HCIW stuff to keep Harrell around. LMAO, USC might as well just fire Clay Helton now if that was true.

If Harrell falls for that shit he's too stupid to be a coach at Texas.

I don't know.  It could work out for Harrell.  Are we sure Helton knows about the killing myself in Florida gambit?

11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If Harrell falls for that shit he's too stupid to be a coach at Texas.

True, but the same thing could be said about surly posters who believe anonymous posters on IT.

18 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If Harrell falls for that shit he's too stupid to be a coach at Texas.

I think you underestimate how stupid many of our coaches have been

43 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

I think you underestimate how stupid many of our coaches have been

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

If Harrell falls for that shit he's too stupid to be a coach at Texas.

I disagree. That would mean he’s exactly stupid enough to coach at Texas.

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5 hours ago, closetohumping said:

They’re gonna cry if we don’t get him.  They’re gonna cry if we do.  Basically they’re gonna cry

Maybe we’re just too demanding

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe we’re just too demanding

why do we scream at each other?

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