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25 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

why do we scream at each other?

this is what it sounds like

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    Blue Bell is announcing the release of a new flavor, Gordita Latina to be served exclusively at Texas Athletic facilities and DKR, it will feature hints of Canela, White Apples and Mexican vanilla. 

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    A few things: -If Harrell is the OC, and the rumors are legit but don’t take anything for granted until ink is dry, then Traylor could make a return. Herman would be admitting to a mistake in let

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you guys are just like my mother

Sexy and promiscuous?
1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

this is what it sounds like

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4 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

you guys are just like my mother

Disagree, I’ve met your mother and she’s easily satisfied. Maybe I’m like, your father?

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10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Looks like Eli is Mizzu bound...

 

Eli Drinkwitz who?

Eli.

Who?

Eli Drinkwitz, him. That guy.

Which guy!

The Missouri coach! Drinkwitz. HIM!

i know Pinkle had a drinking problem, but Damn. that’s not cool. He’s like dead or has cancer or something. Seriously not cool bro.

5 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

you guys are just like my mother

 

4 hours ago, Lhorn said:


Sexy and promiscuous?

Nah more like short, fat and a shitty fuck

On 12/7/2019 at 8:28 PM, SydneyCarton said:

When Morris got to SMU, he started with a 2 win team and left them with a 7-5 team. He markedly improved them every single season. It’s why he got the Arkansas job. And clemson might have gotten better after he left, but he’s generally seen as a big part of what started Clemson graduating to the next level. 
 

let’s not imply he’s dogshit. He’s pretty fucking good and was a stud HS coach here in Texas as well. 

June Jones skullfucked SMU and left it a very, very bad situation from a player development, recruiting, etc standpoint. dude phoned it in most of 2013 and phoned it in so hard in 2014 that he was fired (sorry, "reassigned" 2 games in)

Morris came into what was a a very, very bad situation.

The longer this drags out the more likely for shit hires increases?
Kinda like a case of the shits.
The longer you sit on the pot, the more likely a wet shit will happen

5 hours ago, Lhorn said:


Sexy and promiscuous?

I’ve always thought Michael Knight’s mother was some sort of angry and abusive lunch lady that has never laughed, smiled, not a tee-hee in her life. If not, how does one explain his origins? The organic spawn of sarvanaash bawling while molesting a mother gaia statue in a San Francisco tranquility garden is about the only other answer. 

8 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

Winning coin tosses is hard.

To be fair, we did win that coin toss. It's knowing what to do once you win a coin toss that's hard. 

13 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So, uh, we’re not getting Harrell are we?

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Coaches on the hot seat struggle to get top coordinators. See Strong and Gilbert. Gilbert was decent but was also third choice.

13 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

So, uh, we’re not getting Harrell are we?

If you were in his position, assuming money and job titles are equal (even assuming USC is more money to account for higher cost of living), and you had no direct ties to either school (not an alum, etc), what would you do?

Generally speaking, living in California would suck sweaty balls, but living in LA with a ton of cash might not be that bad.  And if his long term goal is to end up back in Texas, I'm not sure now is the time to make the jump as Herman may only have 1-2 years left.

If I have to try to be completely unbiased here, I think I'd stay at USC.  Now, that doesn't take into account possible family in Texas or wife's family or whatever.  No clue how that may play a role for him.

11 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Gilbert was decent but was also third choice.

Wait, are you trying to tell me that we flew our university president and athletic director on a private jet to Tulsa offering $1 million to our third choice?

14 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Coaches on the hot seat struggle to get top coordinators.

Usually true, but in Harrell's case, Helton is on just as hot a seat (if not hotter) as Herman.  So, a unique exception there.

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See Strong and Gilbert. Gilbert was decent but was also third choice.

Yeah, we swing and miss on Helton and I'm seeing this going down as Sterlin 2.0.  And Gilbert may have been decent, but he wasn't near decent enough to turn things around and save Chuckles' ass.  Herman will need someone who can do that.

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3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Wait, are you trying to tell me that we flew our university president and athletic director on a private jet to Tulsa offering $1 million to our third choice?

You say this like it's something that would surprise you?

So all weekend no real new information...

Yep the 9.95 guys really are all sorts of plugged in..

Mensa reminds me of Corky St. Clair trying to put together his Cast of Dipshits... while "Waiting for Graham"

 

Picking up Morris to be the QB corch.

Just now, EE2B said:

Picking up Morris to be the QB corch.

 

Just now, EE2B said:

Picking up Morris to be the QB corch.

Dang just waved hi to Traylor as they passed him by. 

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Damn, what was this plane doing in Springdale, Arkansas (Fayetteville) last week?

 If it's a charter the flight history doesn't really matter. Some other entity hired it yesterday. If it's a university owned plane then that's a valid question. 

Just now, UncleBuck said:

Serious question, though: does the UT athletic department use Saturn Aviation, or we're just picking random planes?

Serious answer - FlightAware watching is for rumor-mongering and message board bullshit, not for actually trying to figure anything out.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Serious answer - FlightAware watching is for rumor-mongering and message board bullshit, not for actually trying to figure anything out.

 Exactly. Just trying to get things going on a Monday morning. 

Also, I frequently mention around here how silly it is that Texas fans worry that we look dumb during coaching searches. Everyone looks dumb during coaching searches. Just last week Florida State's school president was publicly begging for money related to theirs, for crying out loud.

But if we're skimping around with a G150 instead of a G650 then I don't quite know what to say. For shame.

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1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Also, I frequently mention around here how silly it is that Texas fans worry that we look dumb during coaching searches. Everyone looks dumb during coaching searches. Just last week Florida State's school president was publicly begging for money related to theirs, for crying out loud.

But if we're skimping around with a G150 instead of a G650 then I don't quite know what to say. For shame.

to be fair, the FSU situation is a dumpster fire in kind of every way

Currently on a plane. I see no OC or DC candidates on this plane.

Just now, NoName said:

to be fair, the FSU situation is a dumpster fire in kind of every way

Don't Care.Got Jimbo.

6 minutes ago, NoName said:

to be fair, the FSU situation is a dumpster fire in kind of every way

 

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Don't Care.Got Rid of Jimbo.

fixed

9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Also, I frequently mention around here how silly it is that Texas fans worry that we look dumb during coaching searches. Everyone looks dumb during coaching searches. Just last week Florida State's school president was publicly begging for money related to theirs, for crying out loud.

But if we're skimping around with a G150 instead of a G650 then I don't quite know what to say. For shame.

We don’t Jump Seat poop. 

we’re Texas.  

I’d rather have flight speculation than read more posts from 50 year old dudes typing out the lyrics to a 35 year old song. And if we make good hires, you can all celebrate like Darling Nikki in a hotel lobby.

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I would have liked to have seen Payne Stewart's FlightAware.

 

 

 

 

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Catching up on this thread. LOL at thinking Eli D would be remotely interested in coming here as a coordinator. Yes, the sitting HC who left his P5 coordinator job to become a HC and just went 12-1 with a conference title is a candidate for offensive coordinator.

That is texags level delusion.

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8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I would have liked to have seen Payne Stewart's FlightAware.

Too soon?

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