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    Blue Bell is announcing the release of a new flavor, Gordita Latina to be served exclusively at Texas Athletic facilities and DKR, it will feature hints of Canela, White Apples and Mexican vanilla. 

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    A few things: -If Harrell is the OC, and the rumors are legit but don’t take anything for granted until ink is dry, then Traylor could make a return. Herman would be admitting to a mistake in let

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18 minutes ago, El Squared said:

He is the piece of shit that sticks stubbornly to the porcelain commode and won't go away despite multiple flushes and additional targeted deposits of piss and crap.

Throw a blanket of wet tp over Chip, leave in place for a few hours, then flush and it's like Chip was never there.

I bet there's some lyrics by Derka that would be appropriate here. I'll go check my library.

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

"Cusswords, let 'em flow. Motherfuckin' shit, god damn, asshole."

Carlin's a Genius... 

 

 

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Just now, mdmost said:

Mark him off the list.

 

Good. The day we settle for Arkansas rejects is the day we need to burn this motherfucker to the ground.

Ok here we go,
Don’t give up. I am still seeing the clues this day isn’t over.

Graham played in Green Bay, he Coached the Mean Green of North Texas, Austin touts itself as a Green City.

Graham was selected by the Saskatchewan Roughriders, Vine was a Saskatchewan Roughrider.

Graham is married to Brittney Tomlinson. LaDainian Tomlinson her Dad is from Rosebud Texas. It has been said that Longhorn fans wear Rose Colored glasses and Texas Player love bud.

Graham went to Ennis High School, Tom Herman loves High School Ennis

Today is the day, if we all want it bad enough, we can will it, to be so.

1 hour ago, NoName said:

Jason Washington

I love Washington as a recruiter, I don't love him as a DB coach. Since he has been here, 50/50 balls are more like 80/20 balls to the offense. And for fucks sake why do we teach our DB's to put their back to the ball while it is in the air and guard the face of the receiver? So fucking stupid. 

Touch the shell
Only traces remain like a stain on the bed post
Where I lay chamber fades
Second stage, I am tied to the venom
 
I feel it compressing
They call it a blessing
I call it my grave
 
I latched to a heart so clinical
I was alive to fight
It feels unnecessary
Pressure is a mortuary
I lost static like a ritual
I was alive to fight
It feels unnecessary
Pressure is a mortuary

I’m glad y’all weren’t around to see my high school AIM away messages. Y’all would have probably had me on suicide watch When I posted lyrics to Adams song by Blink 182

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

He was never on the list. 

He was on a bunch of posters’ lists here.  Wish lists.

I love Washington as a recruiter, I don't love him as a DB coach. Since he has been here, 50/50 balls are more like 80/20 balls to the offense. And for fucks sake why do we teach our DB's to put their back to the ball while it is in the air and guard the face of the receiver? So fucking stupid. 


It’s more difficult to master proper technique. If you’re not in proper position in the first place, you’ll never get there.

Our guys do not get hands on receivers and our pass rush allows too much time for too many routes to develop. Guys will not trust what they can do playing behind the worst pass rush in Big 12.

This pass defense was as bad or worse than 1997 and 2007 (when Stephen McGee even torched us).
12 minutes ago, Minor Orangeblack said:

Ok here we go,
Don’t give up. I am still seeing the clues this day isn’t over.

Graham played in Green Bay, he Coached the Mean Green of North Texas, Austin tout😙s itself as a Green City.

Graham was selected by the Saskatchewan Roughriders, Vine was a Saskatchewan Roughrider.

Graham is married to Brittney Tomlinson. LaDainian Tomlinson her Dad is from Rosebud Texas. It has been said that Longhorn fans wear Rose Colored glasses and Texas Player love bud.

Graham went to Ennis High School, Tom Herman loves High School Ennis

Today is the day, if we all want it bad enough, we can will it, to be so.

Lots of possible reasons for a delay in Harrell's announcement that he is accepting the Longhorns OC job.

Still think he's heading to ATX...  

11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I’m glad y’all weren’t around to see my high school AIM away messages. Y’all would have probably had me on suicide watch When I posted lyrics to Adams song by Blink 182

I asked a girl out through an away message in 6th grade. Did not bone.

Wow the last two hours of this thread is some of the worst cow dung I’ve ever seen.

18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

He was never on the list. 

Well then post the list so we all know who is on it and who's not. 

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Out of curiosity do you know why?

I don't have any special insight here. I've just watched Herman operate, as well as him never being mentioned by anyone I know or a 9.95er as a candidate, on top of whatever reported beef they've had in the past. I also don't know for a fact that the people posting here aren't going to go home and fuck Kate Beckinsale tonight, despite her being on everyone's wish list. But I feel pretty confident taking that position as well. 

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Wow the last two hours of this thread is some of the worst cow dung I’ve ever seen.

Last 2 hours???

Try the last 20+ pages..............

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well then post the list so we all know who is on it and who's not. 

Last I heard, your mom was on there right beyond South Austin's.

1 minute ago, Hpara759 said:

Last 2 hours???

Try the last 20+ pages..............

7 hours and 15 days

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Last I heard, your mom was on there right beyond South Austin's.

That's pretty disappointing coming from you. I expected something more creative. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

That's pretty disappointing coming from you. I expected something more creative. 

We all have good days and bad days, I suppose. 

10 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Wow the last two hours of this thread is some of the worst cow dung I’ve ever seen.

Um, it’s Bevo dung, sir.

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Feel like this thread is really starting to find its groove.

South Austin's mother is a whore

Am I doing this right?

If we don't hear anything until after signing day this thread will be 500 pages of flaming donkey shit. 

5 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Feel like this thread is really starting to find its groove.

One Surly under a groove

Getting down just for the funk of it? 

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Good. The day we settle for Arkansas rejects is the day we need to burn this motherfucker to the ground.

yeah because weve done so well with ex-Rutgers guys

1 minute ago, mywifesmeatloaf said:

I heard Harrell will be signed by the end of week!!!

Sent from my SM-G892A using Tapatalk
 

Your wife ate my meat loaf

2 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

If we don't hear anything until after signing day this thread will be 500 pages of flaming donkey shit. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

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your right it's not really that different than the other threads. 

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

South Austin's mother is a whore

Am I doing this right?

Doesn't matter as long as you pay up front. 

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

News that could effect our OC/DC search:

 

 

He better take that job before he gives up 50 to tOSU.

I think Graham going to UNLV would be borderline dumb.  Multiply that by 100 for Aranda.  I get wanting to be a HC but not all schools are created equal.

Matt Canada. There's a guy I really struggle to understand why he's not employed. He must have worse halitosis than Matt Rhule and have a history of creepily watching his players shower. Does anyone have any insight as to why this guy can't keep a job? He was good a Pitt, had a great season at LSU, and was pretty good all things considered at Maryland. 

Odom may not have Ryan Walters with him??

Missouri: Source tells FootballScoop Drink has offered to retain several of Barry Odom’s staff. We are told defensive line coach Brick Haley, DC/safeties coach Ryan Walters and defensive backs coach David Gibbs are all expected to remain on staff at this time.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/mizzou-football/3-missouri-defensive-assistants-to-reportedly-stay-on-staff-under-eli-drinkwitz/

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3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Odom may not have Ryan Walters with him??

Missouri: Source tells FootballScoop Drink has offered to retain several of Barry Odom’s staff. We are told defensive line coach Brick Haley, safeties coach Ryan Walters and defensive backs coach David Gibbs are all expected to remain on staff at this time.

 

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7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Matt Canada. There's a guy I really struggle to understand why he's not employed. He must have worse halitosis than Matt Rhule and have a history of creepily watching his players shower. Does anyone have any insight as to why this guy can't keep a job? He was good a Pitt, had a great season at LSU, and was pretty good all things considered at Maryland. 

I think it's been stated he's more of a Herman + Saban than Herman x Saban.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

I think it's been stated he's more of a Herman + Saban than Herman x Saban.

Sounds like the perfect guy to stand up to Tom Herman while coordinating fantastic offenses. 

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

1234

Another interesting Mizzu note:

Missouri: At his presser, Eli Drinkwitz notes that he will serve as offensive coordinator and play caller, and that he will also have a special teams coordinator that exclusively coordinates the special teams units.

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Sounds like the perfect guy to stand up to Tom Herman while coordinating fantastic offenses. 

Well he stood up to Orgeron and look where that got him.

11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Matt Canada. There's a guy I really struggle to understand why he's not employed. He must have worse halitosis than Matt Rhule and have a history of creepily watching his players shower. Does anyone have any insight as to why this guy can't keep a job? He was good a Pitt, had a great season at LSU, and was pretty good all things considered at Maryland. 

wouldn't say he had a great season...nevertheless, from all accounts he was an absolute horse's ass while on staff at LSU.  damn near everybody hated him.

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Matt Canada. There's a guy I really struggle to understand why he's not employed. He must have worse halitosis than Matt Rhule and have a history of creepily watching his players shower. Does anyone have any insight as to why this guy can't keep a job? He was good a Pitt, had a great season at LSU, and was pretty good all things considered at Maryland. 

You've overstating how he did at LSU.  He was basically publicly castrated by Orgeron a game or two into the 2017 season, which is why he took a worse job at Maryland.

He was one of the last names in the running for the Maryland job, and many thought he had a good chance of getting it.  I agree that it's surprising he's unemployed.

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