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1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

No way I'm leaving LSU DC for HC UNLV, that is a demotion. Will have NFL there next year. People there could care less about UNLV now.

 

*Couldn’t care less.

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2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is fucking bananas.  

 

Watch him take Brady with him as the OC.

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3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I can’t believe that UNLV is the best offer he’s gotten. I know LSU is a shit-hole, but he couldn’t stick it out one more season?

I’m dumbfounded.  Maybe he has interviewed and gotten turned down.  Maybe there is something in his past we don’t know about. 
 

No clue. 
 

Sure hope he doesn’t lose focus on stomping OU’s ass. 

8 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is fucking bananas.  

 

That's a brutally tough job with minimal admin support. Very strange choice for a high end coordinator. 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's a brutally tough job with minimal admin support. Very strange choice for a high end coordinator. 

Can UNLV afford to pay their HC more than $2.5 million a year?  I'm completely baffled

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Can UNLV afford to pay their HC more than $2.5 million a year?  I'm completely baffled

Well, it is more than they usually offer, but I'm pretty sure they could afford it if push came to shove.

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10 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I’m dumbfounded.  Maybe he has interviewed and gotten turned down.  Maybe there is something in his past we don’t know about. 
 

No clue. 
 

Sure hope he doesn’t lose focus on stomping OU’s ass. 

Maybe he likes pussy.

Just now, Message Board User said:

Pussy there costs about 10x as much as in Baton Rouge.

Yeah, because they have them pull down their pants for inspection before being hired. Those kind of standards don't come cheap.

1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Good for Matt - that’s a nice starting spot if he wants to eventually got an OC or even Head Coach job. 

27 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is fucking bananas.  

 

How so? They’re replacing a local hs coach.

3 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

I guess the calf is all grown up.

24 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I’m dumbfounded.  Maybe he has interviewed and gotten turned down.  Maybe there is something in his past we don’t know about. 
 

No clue. 
 

Sure hope he doesn’t lose focus on stomping OU’s ass. 

https://footballscoop.com/news/sources-dave-aranda-a-strong-candidate-at-unlv/

In fact, sources close to Aranda say the fact that UNLV has had such trouble winning is in part what intrigues him about the job. Those who know him say he is a coach who likes having mountains to climb. Having John Robinson, yes the same John Robinson in the graphic above, on LSU’s staff has to have been a good sounding board for Aranda during this process 

Sources say Aranda is also encouraged by the commitments to UNLV has pledged to the program in terms of money for assistant coaches and support staff. The program will move into the Las Vegas Raiders’ (that’s going to take some getting used to) new stadium next fall and also recently opened a new facility.

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Just now, RollLeft said:

Where has major landed?

Texas' OC....

 

/ducks

45 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

torbush, arkansas.

hired a dude that has never been more than a positional coach.

wow.

Jim Harbough had only ever been a position coach before Baltimore hired him as their HC.  That's worked out pretty good.

Personally, I think Pittman will turn out to be a  great hire.

7 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

So

Odom - DC/LB

Walters - DB coach

Giles - DE coach

Haley - DT coach

Someone else to either split LB or DB duties.

Blake Gideon - DB/ST  *ducks*

Seems obvious to me that Aranda's got a hankering for hookers and blow as opposed to gumbo and dilapidated highways 

3 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Where has major landed?

I’d start in Falfurrias and work north, he might be in disguise.

2 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

Seems obvious to me that Aranda's got a hankering for hookers and blow as opposed to gumbo and dilapidated highways 

Herman’s new DC?

3 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

Seems obvious to me that Aranda's got a hankering for hookers and blow as opposed to gumbo and dilapidated highways 

If you can't find hookers and blow in... well... anywhere in Louisiana, you're doing it wrong. 

1 minute ago, trythisathome said:

Seems obvious to me that Aranda's got a hankering for hookers and blow as opposed to gumbo and dilapidated highways 

His family loves broadway shows.   I shit you not. 

15 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Where has major landed?

Cue the soft landing on a fat chick jokes.

3 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

Texas' OC....

 

/ducks

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29 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

They're getting the band back together!

19 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Blake Gideon - DB/ST  *ducks*

now you've gone too far.

2 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

I have this weird feeling we’re going to screw this up.
 

We can’t screw this up. We just have to decide whether we want to go ahead and jump in the freezing water and die of hypothermia, or head back to our cabin and wait for it to implode as the Tomtanic plunges into the icy depths.  

The Meyerpathia wants no part of this rescue effort until the tragedy has played out. 

8 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

You trolling?

No, more suggestive of a triple expansion steam engine than using  my trolling motor. 

Hiring a new staff buys the Tomtanic time, but a season only. 

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Smart of Aranda to get out. His defense is going to look pedestrian with an uptempo offense scoring quickly or going 3 and out in 20 seconds.

16 minutes ago, Minor Orangeblack said:

Taco Tuesday is quickly turning into Waffle Wednesday. 
Has anyone ever seen Graham at a WaffleHouse?

Bad news, bub.  Ain't no H-E-Bs in Brownwood, Lubbock or Los Angeles.  Dude would be completely lost and ain't coming.  Brookshire's isn't close enough to matter.

How long do state of Texas jobs have to be open legally?  Could that also be a hold up?

3 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

How long do state of Texas jobs have to be open legally?  Could that also be a hold up?

10 days you glorious phools.   We have been over this!

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

Jim Harbough had only ever been a position coach before Baltimore hired him as their HC.  That's worked out pretty good.

Personally, I think Pittman will turn out to be a  great hire.

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48 minutes ago, Sock Drawer said:

They're getting the band back together!

Somewhat surprised that Mattox would leave Gilbert after all these years.    Probably a  pay increase,  McNeese and the La System schools are not known to pay well.

Gilbert was 7-5 his first year at McNeese.

8 minutes ago, torre said:

Somewhat surprised that Mattox would leave Gilbert after all these years.    Probably a  pay increase,  McNeese and the La System schools are not known to pay well.

Gilbert was 7-5 his first year at McNeese.

He probably feels like he needs to strike out on his own at some time. 

12 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

He probably feels like he needs to strike out on his own at some time. 

And get the Hell Out of Lake Charles...

If you can't find hookers and blow in... well... anywhere in Louisiana, you're doing it wrong. 

Maybe he isn’t referring to lot lizards.

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