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6 hours ago, markstanco said:

If you dont click on this thread for 5-10 hours you would think it was in 9.95 on NSD week. Hard to keep up.

Yeah, but at least once you read it all you're informed on a multitude of topics, excluding the current coaching search of course.

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    A few things: -If Harrell is the OC, and the rumors are legit but don’t take anything for granted until ink is dry, then Traylor could make a return. Herman would be admitting to a mistake in let

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Art Briles is a cunt, but he doesn’t lack any form of social appeal. He fucking has the aw shucks, small town man of god thing down stone fucking cold. He can recite bible verses blindfolded while he and Craig Janes asphyxiate multiple hookers. There’s a huge range of parents and kids to which that has great appeal. 

Maybe you shouldn’t slander the name of Craig Janes, ok?

I mean I have no clue who Craig Janes is, but I don’t think he’d appreciate you stating that he has anything to do with Art Briles or killing hookers.

9 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Maybe you shouldn’t slander the name of Craig Janes, ok?

I mean I have no clue who Craig Janes is, but I don’t think he’d appreciate you stating that he has anything to do with Art Briles or killing hookers.

I thought we established you were the last person to mock my phone typing failures? 
 

Also, this is Craig Janes you cunt. 

 

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I must have missed 60 minutes....

 

 

why in the fuck cant we spend 5 million a year for the next year or two on an OC and DC? Do we not have the money? Do we not care about winning? Who gives a fuck what the coordinator market is right now

 

lets pay Heacock 2 mil a year and Harrell 3 mil a year. Pretty sure they would say yes in a heartbeat

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

14 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I'll skip Taylor and Chip or Anwar and Fatass Ketch's version of fantasy and just wait for Jason Higdon's post-signing day reveal. LOL, my friend. 

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1 minute ago, Comfort Hire said:

Are we there yet?

80 grade username here

21 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I must have missed 60 minutes....

 

 

why in the fuck cant we spend 5 million a year for the next year or two on an OC and DC? Do we not have the money? Do we not care about winning? Who gives a fuck what the coordinator market is right now

 

lets pay Heacock 2 mil a year and Harrell 3 mil a year. Pretty sure they would say yes in a heartbeat

That kind of coordinator $ puts CDC on the hot seat if things don't work by about week 3 of next season.

30 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I must have missed 60 minutes....

 

 

why in the fuck cant we spend 5 million a year for the next year or two on an OC and DC? Do we not have the money? Do we not care about winning? Who gives a fuck what the coordinator market is right now

 

lets pay Heacock 2 mil a year and Harrell 3 mil a year. Pretty sure they would say yes in a heartbeat

This sickness has been going on for way to long. Our number one and two choices refuse to come to Texas. So Texas throws major money to third and forth tier level choices. Baffling. 

2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

This sickness has been going on for way to long. People who don’t know shit tell us who our number one and two choices are, and we always believe it. Baffling. 

 

7 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

This sickness has been going on for way to long. Our number one and two choices refuse to come to Texas. So Texas throws major money to third and forth tier level choices. Baffling. 

Harrell and Heacock are our 3rd and 4th tier?

12 minutes ago, Austx said:

That kind of coordinator $ puts CDC on the hot seat if things don't work by about week 3 of next season.

No it doesnt. We swung for the fences. No one would hate him for that

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

No it doesnt. We swung for the fences. No one would hate him for that

That's adorable

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's adorable

Richest athletic program in the nation

 

yup, lets settle because we are frugal. Enjoy next season with chris ash and major applewhite, and then paying even more for a new HC this time next year

I'm taking joy I'm the fact that Herman will have to walk back his "one year contract" bs in order to land any quality coaches, with his tail between his legs.

So Burton has dropped the odds of landing Harrell to 40% and raised the odds on Ash to 90%.

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1 minute ago, Chrispy_ said:

So Burton has dropped the odds of landing Harrell to 40% and raised the odds on Ash to 90%.

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So Burton is someone we trust again?

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Art Briles is a cunt, but he doesn’t lack any form of social appeal.

Not sure I’d go quite that far. 

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Plus, there’s that whole reason he has to keep his arms covered...

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6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Richest athletic program in the nation

 

yup, lets settle because we are frugal. Enjoy next season with chris ash and major applewhite, and then paying even more for a new HC this time next year

I'm not disagreeing that I'd like it to be that way, but if you think Herman being allowed to splash that much on huge coordinator contracts wouldn't backfire hard on CDC if it failed, I don't know what to tell you.

29 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

This sickness has been going on for way to long. Our number one and two choices refuse to come to Texas. 

You must know a lot that the rest of us don’t.

Geoff? Geoff Ketchum? I didn’t recognize you with mayonnaise slathered all over your face!

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm not disagreeing that I'd like it to be that way, but if you think Herman being allowed to splash that much on huge coordinator contracts wouldn't backfire hard on CDC if it failed, I don't know what to tell you.

Dont forget that we can say richest athletic program in the nation all we want, but things don't operate in a vacuum. Pretty sure the academic side of the university would completely spit the bit on that kind of lightspeed jump. Additionally, you're throwing around the kind of money for both coordinators that is essentially paying for a second head coach, and it would be guaranteed. This probably makes it HARDER to fire Tom Herman next season if people aren't happy. There's a big difference in guaranteeing Harrell 6 million for 3 years, and maybe another couple million for Ash that you'd have to pay out, and 18 million for Harrell and Brent Venables (who still probably wouldn't come) over that time period. 

The notion is absurd, if for no other reason than the timing doesn't make sense. MAYBE you make a case for this kind of war chest when we hire the next head coach. 

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You must know a lot that the rest of us don’t.

Geoff? Geoff Ketchum? I didn’t recognize you with mayonnaise slathered all over your face!

How did you not recognize him with mayonnaise slathered all over his face? When have you seen him otherwise ?

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You must know a lot that the rest of us don’t.

Geoff? Geoff Ketchum? I didn’t recognize you with mayonnaise slathered all over your face!

That's really fucking weird. I'm pretty sure the only way most of us recognize Ketchum is with mayonnaise slathered all over his face and chicken bones wedged between his teeth. Is there any other Ketchum?

Just now, closetojumping said:

How did you not recognize him with mayonnaise slathered all over his face? When have you seen him otherwise ?

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

MAYBE you make a case for this kind of war chest when we hire the next head coach. 

Speaking of...which group of bumbling fucktards is on deck to shit down their leg next go-around? Dallas got Chuck, Houston got Mensa...is San Antonio up next? El Paso?

 

26 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Harrell and Heacock are our 3rd and 4th tier?

No it doesnt. We swung for the fences. No one would hate him for that

We tried to get Cumbie at one point and now it sounds like Harrell has refused. 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

How did you not recognize him with mayonnaise slathered all over his face? When have you seen him otherwise ?

That wasn't mayo

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

There's a big difference in guaranteeing Harrell 6 million for 3 years, and maybe another couple million for Ash that you'd have to pay out, and 18 million for Harrell and Brent Venables (who still probably wouldn't come) over that time period. 

Any chance Texas gets Ash on the cheap due to offset language in his Rutgers contract??  Texas subsidized Chuckie's South Florida staff -- wouldn't mind Rutgers doing the same for the Longhorns...

2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

We tried to get Cumbie at one point and now it sounds like Harrell has refused. 

What the fuck are you talking about?

 I've been diligently checking flights and unless we're hiring someone from Eagle Pass, I got nothing. I'll stay vigilant. 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

You are a slow-witted rube. You should change your password to something you’ll never remember, logout, and spare us from watching your slow train wrecks of posts until at least some new piece of shit shows up to coach and fuck up Texas football. 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Any chance Texas gets Ash on the cheap due to offset language in his Rutgers contract??  Texas subsidized Chuckie's South Florida staff -- wouldn't mind Rutgers doing the same for the Longhorns...

No fucking clue. The athletic department spin right now is that Herman is conducting a thorough and exhaustive search for the best candidate and not settling on comfort hires, they're not going to talk about how much to pay a guy. Plus, We're Texas. This is where we will stupidly waste money on our guys. 

19 minutes ago, Austx said:

So Burton is someone we trust again?

Maybe, maybe not. But as a football junkie, the hit of dopamine feels good. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 I've been diligently checking flights and unless we're hiring someone from Eagle Pass, I got nothing. I'll stay vigilant. 

What kind of offense does Eagle Pass run?  Asking for a friend.

The one thing he's proven is that he sucks at staff hires.  Not a surprise he's going to fuck this round up too.  It will make his firing easier, so you do you, Tom.

3 minutes ago, Austx said:

What kind of offense does Eagle Pass run?  Asking for a friend.

There is a Casino in Eagle Pass, maybe we were giving Harrell the Vegas Treatment, to show him that much like LA, which is just a quick flight to Vegas, Austin is just a hop and a skip away from the posh and hip Rio Grande Strip 

Did something actually happen or are we just Surlying early this morning?

12 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

What the fuck are you talking about?

He has no idea what he's talking about. Don't put him on the spot like that. 

"$9.95ers have no idea what they're talking about nobody's sources know anything these guys are idiots they don't have any real news!"

"Also, I read somewhere that we struck out on our targets according to sources so obviously we're flailing!"

28 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

How did you not recognize him with mayonnaise slathered all over his face? When have you seen him otherwise ?

It’s usually donut powder (probably with a little coke mixed in). 

22 minutes ago, Austx said:

What kind of offense does Eagle Pass run? 

It’s right there in the name, dummy. 

Thank goodness we got rid of Patterson. I am sure rather than spent money on a private jet, he would have offered bus tickets to come visit the 40 acres.

13 minutes ago, Minor Orangeblack said:

There is a Casino in Eagle Pass, maybe we were giving Harrell the Vegas Treatment, to show him that much like LA, which is just a quick flight to Vegas, Austin is just a hop and a skip away from the posh and hip Rio Grande Strip 

Bossier City as well and they have the most depressingly awful Hooter's I've ever seen, so....winning? 

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Bossier City as well and they have the most depressingly awful Hooter's I've ever seen, so....winning? 

Hooter’s, more like a Flap Jackers 

25 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Any chance Texas gets a good DC for who gives a fuck how much?

FIFY

Anyone actually go to Hooter's anymore? Figured the crowd just moved onto Twin peaks over 10 years ago

7 hours ago, TexasEd said:

A dollar twice.

Young whippersnapper! It was "forty twice" when I first heard this. Imagine, $.79 for a fifth of premium fortified wine, albeit of undisclosed vintage. "The American Classic of Bum Wines." Citrus wine with natural flavors and caramel color… vinted and bottled in Modesto, California.  (Trust your sarcasm meter's in good working order.)

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