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Welp, reports are Memphis to retain Silverfield.   Quickly followed by reports Odom to Arkie as DC.  So yeah, I'm not sure there is any opening left that GH could be waiting on.   And with Odom to Arkie, is there really any doubt it is (and always has been) Ash my dude at Texas?

Could be an interesting day I guess.

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I've been thinking for a while now that our next OC and DC are both working somewhere else, and won't leave their old jobs until after signing day, and that this thread would continue to get into a bigger and bigger spiral of obtuse poo-flinging and invertebrate taxonomy, and poor grammar etiology, and that I could therefore sit back and enjoy the shit-show.

I obviously still have no idea who the coordinator hires are going to be, but everything else is going pretty much as expected, so I'm gonna go pop some more popcorn and wait for something to happen next week, when Thursday is the new Tuesday.

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I've been thinking for a while now that our next OC and DC are both working somewhere else, and won't leave their old jobs until after signing day, and that this thread would continue to get into a bigger and bigger spiral of obtuse poo-flinging and invertebrate taxonomy, and poor grammar etiology, and that I could therefore sit back and enjoy the shit-show.

I obviously still have no idea who the coordinator hires are going to be, but everything else is going pretty much as expected, so I'm gonna go pop some more popcorn and wait for something to happen next week, when Thursday is the new Tuesday.

This is my opinion on every single Texas game thread.

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4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I've been thinking for a while now that our next OC and DC are both working somewhere else, and won't leave their old jobs until after signing day, and that this thread would continue to get into a bigger and bigger spiral of obtuse poo-flinging and invertebrate taxonomy, and poor grammar etiology, and that I could therefore sit back and enjoy the shit-show.

I obviously still have no idea who the coordinator hires are going to be, but everything else is going pretty much as expected, so I'm gonna go pop some more popcorn and wait for something to happen next week, when Thursday is the new Tuesday.

it would be cool if our next coaches are gainfully employed. 

Lashlee and Ash are going to make for some great thread titles. At least neither has an O or a D in their name.

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

it would be cool if our next coaches are gainfully employed. 

Well, I don't know if a Walmart greeter's employment could be called gainful.

9 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Lashlee and Ash are going to make for some great thread titles. At least neither has an O or a D in their name.

I really really really hope that isn't what we end up with. 

Just now, joeycovers said:

I really really really hope that isn't what we end up with. 

Hope in one hand, and Tom Herman will shit in the other. See which fills up faster. 

17 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Lashlee and Ash are going to make for some great thread titles. At least neither has an O or a D in their name.

The fact that Lash and Ash rhyme is a major bonus. Kind of like when we we had thee successive head coaches with Mc/Mack names. Could throw in some Army of Darkness (and Ann Rice fanfic for Walden and the other non-invertebrate book readers) pics/gifs.

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Rumor is we made a partial phase one deal for Harrell to come to Texas pending an agreement for USC to purchase a defined amount of smoked brisket from John Mueller.

this sounds like a fair trade. a win-win

Rumor is we made a partial phase one deal for Harrell to come to Texas pending an agreement for USC to purchase a defined amount of smoked brisket from John Mueller.
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16 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

The fact that Lash and Ash rhyme is a major bonus. Kind of like when we we had thee successive head coaches with Mc/Mack names. Could throw in some Army of Darkness (and Ann Rice fanfic for Walden and the other non-invertebrate book readers) pics/gifs.

I’m sorry, did you just suggest that Anne Rice books or related fan fiction would be something for literary folks?

Yep.  Heard some school gave their coach $75MM guaranteed, with $0 buyout - no one would be that dumb, would they?
Narrator: ......
 

Would this also happen to be the same establishment that paid $450M for a renovation (NRG stadium was about that amount new) to their tackle box?

You don’t get rich, or stay rich for very long by giving it away!!!1!
16 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

The fact that Lash and Ash rhyme is a major bonus. Kind of like when we we had thee successive head coaches with Mc/Mack names. Could throw in some Army of Darkness (and Ann Rice fanfic for Walden and the other non-invertebrate book readers) pics/gifs.

In this picture, Lincoln Riley is Team Rocket

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Obviously Kyler Murray is Meowth


Would this also happen to be the same establishment that paid $450M for a renovation (NRG stadium was about that amount new) to their tackle box?

You don’t get rich, or stay rich for very long by giving it away!!!1!
They could have bought a smoker and some briskets.

247 / Chip Brown

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Friday, 12:10 pm - I can honestly say the contrasting information I'm hearing about the status of USC's Graham Harrell as a possible candidate to replace Tim Beck as the offensive coordinator at Texas is one of the more interesting twists I've encountered in 27 years of covering coaching searches at Texas.

I've talked to three completely different sources connected to Harrell over the past two weeks, and all three of them have said Harrell has indicated he's likely to stay at USC. And, yet, I was just told by a Texas source close to the situation that Harrell is absolutely still in the mix for the Texas OC job.

So we wait. (Chip Brown)

 

Chip Brown knows jackshit and it's news to nobody but him. The shit I took last night is more in the loop on this coaching search than he is.

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3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

247 / Chip Brown

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Friday, 12:10 pm - I can honestly say the contrasting information I'm hearing about the status of USC's Graham Harrell as a possible candidate to replace Tim Beck as the offensive coordinator at Texas is one of the more interesting twists I've encountered in 27 years of covering coaching searches at Texas.

I've talked to three completely different sources connected to Harrell over the past two weeks, and all three of them have said Harrell has indicated he's likely to stay at USC. And, yet, I was just told by a Texas source close to the situation that Harrell is absolutely still in the mix for the Texas OC job.

So we wait. (Chip Brown)

 

That is really saying something

4 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Chip Brown knows jackshit and it's news to nobody but him. The shit I took last night is more in the loop on this coaching search than he is.

Coach Warehime, 'zat you?

51 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Lashlee and Ash are going to make for some great thread titles. At least neither has an O or a D in their name.

But it's so so clever when people replace them with an underscore! Real Oscar Wilde shit.

34 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

and Ann Rice fanfic for Walden

I'm sorry for fucking your girlfriend.

Here is Lashlee's wife.

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2 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Rumor is we made a partial phase one deal for Harrell to come to Texas pending an agreement for USC to purchase a defined amount of smoked brisket from John Mueller.

They still negotiating who pays the sales tax?

6 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Coach Warehime, 'zat you?

Don't think so. My bathroom is still intact anyway

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I've been thinking for a while now that our next OC and DC are both working somewhere else, and won't leave their old jobs until after signing day,

I'm thinking this as well.  It's been an eerily quiet search, and the only names mentioned have been the guys actively seeking jobs.  So really there's been zero specficially Texas names or news.

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

But it's so so clever when people replace them with an underscore! Real _scar Wil_e shit.

C'mon man

21 minutes ago, Getafix said:

247 / Chip Brown

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Friday, 12:10 pm - I can honestly say the contrasting information I'm hearing about the status of USC's Graham Harrell as a possible candidate to replace Tim Beck as the offensive coordinator at Texas is one of the more interesting twists I've encountered in 27 years of covering coaching searches at Texas.

I've talked to three completely different sources connected to Harrell over the past two weeks, and all three of them have said Harrell has indicated he's likely to stay at USC. And, yet, I was just told by a Texas source close to the situation that Harrell is absolutely still in the mix for the Texas OC job.

So we wait. (Chip Brown)

 

Translation: I don't know shit like everyone else other than Tom, Harrell and CDC.

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Corrected my own post. Now it is right.

16 minutes ago, Getafix said:

247 / Chip Brown

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Friday, 12:10 pm - I can honestly say the contrasting information I'm hearing about the status of USC's Graham Harrell as a possible candidate to replace Tim Beck as the offensive coordinator at Texas is one of the more interesting twists I've encountered in 27 years of covering coaching searches at Texas.

I've talked to three completely different sources connected to Harrell over the past two weeks, and all three of them have said Harrell has indicated he's likely to stay at USC. And, yet, I was just told by a Texas source close to the situation that Harrell is absolutely still in the mix for the Texas OC job.

So we wait. (Chip Brown)

 

dog i have no idea what im doing GIF

So the usc side think he stays. The Texas side thinks he’s coming. Color me shocked. 

Harrell is messing with us at this point. He enjoyed beating us and now he is enjoying keeping us waiting. He is not coming.

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3 hours ago, Rhinotx said:

I’m thinking that since Harrell doesn’t seem to be coming and hasn’t signed the contract extension  at USC that he doesn’t want a big OC contract with a big buyout. If he doesn’t leave or sign a new contract he is preparing for an HC job next season. 

I'm pretty sure it all means he is getting an annulment and has decided to enter the priesthood.

Since we're all pulling things out of our asses.

8 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

So the usc side think he stays. The Texas side thinks he’s coming. Color me shocked. 

His Agent's doing Agent things.

19 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm sorry for fucking your girlfriend.

The wife prefers Jane Austen fanfic. I'm too old/tired to have a side-woman.

Harrell isn’t coming. The 9.95ers just don’t have any other info so they just keep spinning Harrell garbage until something happens. 

3 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Harrell isn’t coming. The 9.95ers just don’t have any other info so they just keep spinning Harrell garbage until something happens. 

Is that a fact, or just speculation. Asking for a friend.

Is that a fact, or just speculation. Asking for a friend.

It's 0.00er


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I'm as ready for news as everyone else, but I must admit a certain amount of schadenfreude knowing that the AAS and the 9.95'ers are shitting peach seeds over all this.

11 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I don't think anyone knows shit but Herman and CDC

I think you can cross them off the list too.

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

247 / Chip Brown

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Friday, 12:10 pm - I can honestly say the contrasting information I'm hearing about the status of USC's Graham Harrell as a possible candidate to replace Tim Beck as the offensive coordinator at Texas is one of the more interesting twists I've encountered in 27 years of covering coaching searches at Texas.

I've talked to three completely different sources connected to Harrell over the past two weeks, and all three of them have said Harrell has indicated he's likely to stay at USC. And, yet, I was just told by a Texas source close to the situation that Harrell is absolutely still in the mix for the Texas OC job.

So we wait. (Chip Brown)

 

Wow, going out to the edge of our intellect there as an ace reporter.

27 years "covering" coaching searches at Texas and 37 years covering gloryholes at bus stations.

Experience obviously matters.

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

247 / Chip Brown

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Friday, 12:10 pm - I can honestly say the contrasting information I'm hearing about the status of USC's Graham Harrell as a possible candidate to replace Tim Beck as the offensive coordinator at Texas is one of the more interesting twists I've encountered in 27 years of covering coaching searches at Texas.

I've talked to three completely different sources connected to Harrell over the past two weeks, and all three of them have said Harrell has indicated he's likely to stay at USC. And, yet, I was just told by a Texas source close to the situation that Harrell is absolutely still in the mix for the Texas OC job.

So we wait. (Chip Brown)

 

This shit sounds like it came from the impeachment hearings. 

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Yes, but also if you believe the word about Harrell really liking Clay Helton, then i doubt he would be announced before signing day at this point. Harrell would not want to submarine the class for a second year in a row even as bad as it is.

Also, I doubt Herman would announce anything two days before signing day because if there is some knee jerk reaction from a recruit they don't want them pushing their commit date back and opening themselves up having to rerecruit bluechip talent during the shit show that is NSD2. If Herman has a feel for his class and his guys who he expects to sign all seem solid, then there is no point in introducing risk to the equation and giving schools a target for any further negative recruiting.

Can you enlighten us as to what it is that you've seen that gives you a positive view on how Herman "feels" and understands anything regarding other humans? He's perpetually fucking up relationships with other people, including recruits, from K'Lavon Chaisson forward. He registers as a full blown fucktard on the emotional quotient spectrum. He hasn't the vaguest idea about how anyone else is thinking or feeling about anything. I've seen very few people in my life reach his level and display such human hand grenade capabilities. He sends people running and screaming from his direction on an almost perpetual basis.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Hope in one hand, and Tom Herman will shit in the other. See which fills up faster. 

This was outstanding in its timing.

4 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Odom is projected to take the head job at Memphis if he can get it. If not, the DC job at Arkansas

So with Memphis hiring within, it appears Odom has DC at Arkansas or potentially DC at Texas depending on which 9.95er, correct?

On 12/12/2019 at 9:04 AM, SydneyCarton said:

This Gadot?

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I'd be ok to wait a little longer. 

I’d like to show her my existential crisis

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