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45 minutes ago, Helobious said:

They might pinch hit for EE, if Boone decides he might want someone up in that spot that actually has a chance of reaching base.

Umm, EE had 34 homers and 86 RBI in a little over 100 games.

So please pinch hit for him in the bottom of the 2nd...

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

The postseason pinch running specialist is a thing of the past

Derek Fisher says hi.

 

 

I love when Altuve teabags Helobious

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Ballgame. Spystuds boys Gardner & EE really brought the thunder today. 
 

Fucking embarrassments, both of them. Neither deserved any part of a postseason roster spot. 

You’re such a fucking idiot. Didn’t deserve a roster spot now. 

"Anything traveling that far oughta have a stewardess on it."

Nice way to start the game. Love that the Astros are getting to Severino early. He can be a head case. 

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3 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

You’re such a fucking idiot. Didn’t deserve a roster spot now. 

I’m curious what about either’s performance so far makes you think I’m wrong. EE in particular is insanely lost up there. 
 

The Yankees have no pitching left, this series is ending in game 5. I’m so confident that Encarnacion fucking sucks that if he gets even ONE hit the rest of the series, I’ll never post on the baseball board again. Ever. It’s out there in writing. I’ve never gambled money but I’ll offer this up. If I break my promise blacklab can IP ban me or I can be negstormed, I don’t care. Encarnacion is that goddamn terrible that I’m just not concerned. Fuck. 

I don’t give a shit about a ban, I responded to this specific statement. 

16 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Neither deserved any part of a postseason roster spot. 

We get you have the memory of a 3-year old, but that isn’t even a troll post. That’s just being stupid. 

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1 minute ago, spystud13 said:

I don’t give a shit about a ban, I responded to this specific statement. 

We get you have the memory of a 3-year old, but that isn’t even a troll post. That’s just being stupid. 

There was a very strong argument to be made for Ford over EE.  Lefty hitter to balance the lineup, has power, and draws walks. EE is doing none of that.

Whatever, Boone was never taking Ford over EE, every baseball fan knows that.

 

Let’s move on, 7+ innings left. 

Who knew Joe Maddon was a Judge fan?

That 1-0 pitch was his chance, it was a spinner. Zero chance on the next two. 

That 99 guy sucks too -- choked in a huge spot.  They're obviously wasting a roster spot on him, too.

Okay, no one can defend Gardner there. Fucking ouch. 

 

Anyone else’s FS1 a little choppy today? 

Gardner doing a spot-on Ozuna impression out there.

 

And yeah, the FS1 feed keeps blipping out on all platforms.  

I’m curious what about either’s performance so far makes you think I’m wrong. EE in particular is insanely lost up there. 
 
The Yankees have no pitching left, this series is ending in game 5. I’m so confident that Encarnacion fucking sucks that if he gets even ONE hit the rest of the series, I’ll never post on the baseball board again. Ever. It’s out there in writing. I’ve never gambled money but I’ll offer this up. If I break my promise blacklab can IP ban me or I can be negstormed, I don’t care. Encarnacion is that goddamn terrible that I’m just not concerned. Fuck. 
Goodnight sweet prince
I’m curious what about either’s performance so far makes you think I’m wrong. EE in particular is insanely lost up there. 
 
The Yankees have no pitching left, this series is ending in game 5. I’m so confident that Encarnacion fucking sucks that if he gets even ONE hit the rest of the series, I’ll never post on the baseball board again. Ever. It’s out there in writing. I’ve never gambled money but I’ll offer this up. If I break my promise blacklab can IP ban me or I can be negstormed, I don’t care. Encarnacion is that goddamn terrible that I’m just not concerned. Fuck. 



Later fuckface.
1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I’m curious what about either’s performance so far makes you think I’m wrong. EE in particular is insanely lost up there. 
 

The Yankees have no pitching left, this series is ending in game 5. I’m so confident that Encarnacion fucking sucks that if he gets even ONE hit the rest of the series, I’ll never post on the baseball board again. Ever. It’s out there in writing. I’ve never gambled money but I’ll offer this up. If I break my promise blacklab can IP ban me or I can be negstormed, I don’t care. Encarnacion is that goddamn terrible that I’m just not concerned. Fuck. 

well bye GIFwell bye GIFwell bye GIF

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ouch heb..you flamed out too early..you had so much to look forward to here

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I’m curious what about either’s performance so far makes you think I’m wrong. EE in particular is insanely lost up there. 
 

The Yankees have no pitching left, this series is ending in game 5. I’m so confident that Encarnacion fucking sucks that if he gets even ONE hit the rest of the series, I’ll never post on the baseball board again. Ever. It’s out there in writing. I’ve never gambled money but I’ll offer this up. If I break my promise blacklab can IP ban me or I can be negstormed, I don’t care. Encarnacion is that goddamn terrible that I’m just not concerned. Fuck. 

 

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I'm really glad the Yankees don't value the catching ability of catchers.

That Gleyber Torres guy appears pretty good at baseball. 

Over/under on the next post from Helobious = 2.5 hours.

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

I’m curious what about either’s performance so far makes you think I’m wrong. EE in particular is insanely lost up there. 
 

The Yankees have no pitching left, this series is ending in game 5. I’m so confident that Encarnacion fucking sucks that if he gets even ONE hit the rest of the series, I’ll never post on the baseball board again. Ever. It’s out there in writing. I’ve never gambled money but I’ll offer this up. If I break my promise blacklab can IP ban me or I can be negstormed, I don’t care. Encarnacion is that goddamn terrible that I’m just not concerned. Fuck. 

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3 hours ago, Helobious said:

I’m curious what about either’s performance so far makes you think I’m wrong. EE in particular is insanely lost up there. 
 

The Yankees have no pitching left, this series is ending in game 5. I’m so confident that Encarnacion fucking sucks that if he gets even ONE hit the rest of the series, I’ll never post on the baseball board again. Ever. It’s out there in writing. I’ve never gambled money but I’ll offer this up. If I break my promise blacklab can IP ban me or I can be negstormed, I don’t care. Encarnacion is that goddamn terrible that I’m just not concerned. Fuck. 

Just take the loss, pussy.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Over/under on the next post from Helobious = 2.5 hours.

Not less than 5 mins after you posted, but on a different thread

Well... 

5 hours ago, Helobious said:

I’m so confident that Encarnacion fucking sucks that if he gets even ONE hit the rest of the series, I’ll never post on the baseball board again.

 

Astros DH is 0-20,000 right? He looks very timid, scared to death. Wake up man,

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you.... im out

 

 

Any indicators on how early they will call the rain delay? An announcement at the game made it seem like they would do so as early as possible.

That being said, if we get a rain delay, anyone making the trek for Game 5?

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