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It’s a possibility that he provided cover for a serial killer.  Pass.

Fuck OP. Just like his associate coaches would.

This thread could easily contend for dumbest fucking thread this year 

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3 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

It’s a possibility that he provided cover for a serial killer.  Pass.

What?

Aaron Hernandez, I guess.

Edited by Bullneck

Maybe if he brought Art Briles in as his offensive coordinator.

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:
3 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:
Maybe if he brought Art Briles in as his offensive coordinator.

Zach Smith for QBs coach

Sandusky as defensive coordinator on a work program. 

12 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Goddamn, this place goes completely retarded after a loss.

Yep.  We all  go menstrual on here.  

26 minutes ago, 2inDaPink1inDaStink said:

Would he be allowed to cheat like he needs to in order to win, and would he even be able to bring his dirty brand to Texas?

Go celebrate your moral victory against Bama, you aggy troll friendless fucking loser.

I was walking by the Fox Big Noon show at the fair, and stopped to stand near Urban’s side of the desk.  When there a lull during a commercial I yelled “Hey Urban” and he looked over, then I yell “You Knew” and he quickly averted his gaze.  Fuck that piece of shit.

I was walking by the Fox Big Noon show at the fair, and stopped to stand near Urban’s side of the desk.  When there a lull during a commercial I yelled “Hey Urban” and he looked over, then I yell “You Knew” and he quickly averted his gaze.  Fuck that piece of shit.

Yeah, that never happened.
Be a lot cooler if it did.


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55 minutes ago, 2inDaPink1inDaStink said:

Would he be allowed to cheat like he needs to in order to win, and would he even be able to bring his dirty brand to Texas?

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2 minutes ago, SunUvAbitchMarcos said:


Yeah, that never happened.
Be a lot cooler if it did.


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It did, but you do you, I also saw a guy do something similar and get Mark Sanchez’s attention only to yell “You Suck” at him.

38 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We don’t need Meyer. Sabans coming 

I heard him being paged at the airport this evening.  

Op is clearly a troll. Nuke from orbit.

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I heard him being paged at the airport this evening.  

my friend’s sister-in-law knows a realtor in town.  word on the street is saban’s wife looking at property in westlake.  

1 hour ago, 2inDaPink1inDaStink said:

Would he be allowed to cheat like he needs to in order to win, and would he even be able to bring his dirty brand to Texas?

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8 minutes ago, futureman said:

my friend’s sister-in-law knows a realtor in town.  word on the street is saban’s wife looking at property in westlake.  

Wonder if he prefers a more urban environment than Westlake?  Get it? Westlake?  I think even he would have issues against ou.

It is not time to get rid of Tom Herman.

It is, however, time for Tom Herman to git rid of some folk.

36 minutes ago, futureman said:

my friend’s sister-in-law knows a realtor in town.  word on the street is saban’s wife looking at property in westlake.  

Too expensive.

39 minutes ago, futureman said:

my friend’s sister-in-law knows a realtor in town.  word on the street is saban’s wife looking at property in westlake.  

I bet he’d remember the zip code, too.

6 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Give me Mike Leach.


Go get him now.
 

Fuck no 

Get negged into oblivion you piece of shit pandering morally vacuous fuck. 

Urban could win anywhere.  He’s a morally bankrupt cocksucking piece of shit and I want him no place near this prestigious university.  Tom is the man for the job, but he needs to pull his head out of his ass because he failed the team today.  To be out coached by Grinch is unacceptable and I hope his arrogant ass burns with absolute vitriol for the rest of the schedule.  He earned it for failing the team today.  So, Tom, what the fuck are you gonna do about it!?

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19 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Urban could win anywhere.  He’s a morally bankrupt cocksucking piece of shit and I want him no place near this prestigious university.  Tom is the man for the job, but he needs to pull his head out of his ass because he failed the team today.  To be out coached by Grinch is unacceptable and I hope his arrogant ass burns with absolute vitriol for the rest of the schedule.  He earned it for failing the team today.  So, Tom, what the fuck are you gonna do about it!?

I like it.

I don't typically spread neg rep. But logged in on a laptop just so I could neg you for your terrible fucking thread. You don't deserve to be a UT fan. You should have gone to school at aggy. 

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3 hours ago, irishtexan said:

I don't typically spread neg rep. But logged in on a laptop just so I could neg you for your terrible fucking thread. You don't deserve to be a UT fan. You should have gone to school at aggy. 

So that’s a yes he could win?

I never said I wanted urban. Maybe, it was being implied that it takes a cheat to beat OU..

 

8 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Goddamn, this place goes completely retarded after a loss.

And even after a win, sometimes.  Overreaction Sunday is the best Sunday.

Would he be allowed to cheat like he needs to in order to win, and would he even be able to bring his dirty brand to Texas?
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