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Defense is trash. So is offense.

Dude was wide open. I know we saw heath there but no way he was that open unless someone fucked up.

Defense as actually doing pretty wel. Outside of that one drive with all The penalties. But shit.

Someone here has to have an inside way of contacting Jerruh to let him know what a sack of shit Garrett is

Good night.

Fire Garrett immediately. Don't let the mother fucker reach the apron at the airport. 

I hope we lose every single game until Garrett gets canned. He’s fucking wasting this team’s talent/youth.

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This is linehan offense. The same fucking QB rollout we’ve seen for years on a new drive.

We are going to see Cooper Rush the way things are going

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

3rd and short. Time for a dropped ball 

I also do lotto numbers 

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

WTF is going on with this team?

Let's see... Is the talent level high? 

If so, it's bad coaching. 

Now no one can catch.

Ginger ball has returned for 4th week.

ha ha.  please please get rolled by the jets.  please please

Just now, Drew said:

This is the linehan  Ginger Genius offense. The same fucking QB rollout we’ve seen for years on a new drive.

👍

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Someone here has to have an inside way of contacting Jerruh to let him know what a sack of shit Garrett  he is

Accuracy...

Imagine you’re a mediocre QB of an 0-4 team and you haven’t played in 5 weeks due to mono.  Now imagine you’re on live tv shitting all over Dallas lol

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5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I can’t wait for Philly to rape us next week

Philly is as bad as Dallas. Would not count on that.

Embarrassing.  Garrett should be fired if we lose.  It won't have a huge impact but there needs to be accountability somewhere and he's a mediocre coach at best.  Wish we could fire the Joneses.

 

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

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The Bob Weltlich of football

4 minutes ago, Augustus said:

WTF is going on with this team?

Jason Garrett.

I fucking knew there was no way Garrett would let Moore run the offense. At the first sign of anything remotely resembling resistance it was guaranteed he'd take over and revert to predicta-ball.

 

ok so when we win it’s all dak and when we lose it’s all garrett?  the game runs through the quarterback and dak can’t get it done. period.  I know y’all hate me but it’s time you swallow your bullshit pride and admit that I’m right and I’ve always been right.  dak fucking sucks. 

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Embarrassing.  Garrett should be fired if we lose.  It won't have a huge impact but there needs to be accountability somewhere and he's a mediocre coach at best.  Wish we could fire the Joneses.

 

yep. its too bad dumbasses made enough money to buy the cowboys and act like they did when they were 10 years old collecting football cards to build a team.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Remember when Zeke used to jump over tacklers and burst out of screen passes - that was about thirty pounds ago.

Signing Zeke to that contract was one of those moments where Jerry should have done the exact opposite of every instinct he had.  In other words, what the Patriots would have done

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This is beyond our offense playing better teams. This is a complete 180 playcalling wise and what we want to do. 

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Philly is as bad as Dallas. Would not count on that.

No they aren’t lol. Are you watching this game 0-4 jets are shitting on us. Philly will wax us 

Where is the Jerruh camera???? I want to see that smug asshole

ok so when we win it’s all dak and when we lose it’s all garrett?  the game runs through the quarterback and dak can’t get it done. period.  I know y’all hate me but it’s time you swallow your bullshit pride and admit that I’m right and I’ve always been right.  dak fucking sucks. 

Dude stop. Anyone with a brain watching this game knows it’s not Dak. Take your trolling somewhere else.

Like where you went from weeks 1-3 when they were winning. This shit is all coaching, offensive and defensive, and today it’s fucking injuries. Stop this shit.

The trolling is cute most days, but now you’re getting into ignore territory.

LOL, at this point go Jets...fucking burn this thing to the fucking ground

A lot of dudes costing themselves money.  Byron Jones is at the top of the list.  Dak being another.  

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Signing Zeke to that contract was one of those moments where Jerry should have done the exact opposite of every instinct he had.  In other words, what the Patriots would have done

The George Costanza. If every instinct you have is wrong do the opposite

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

ok so when we win it’s all dak and when we lose it’s all garrett?  the game runs through the quarterback and dak can’t get it done. period.  I know y’all hate me but it’s time you swallow your bullshit pride and admit that I’m right and I’ve always been right.  dak fucking sucks. 

The o-line is hilariously overrated. 

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