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Jets look like they're playing The School for the Deaf.

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1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Remember when Zeke used to jump over tacklers and burst out of screen passes - that was about thirty pounds ago.

So what you're saying is the guy who has shown nothing but immaturity his entire life would become lazy as fuck when he gets his big payday? There's no way anyone could have seen that coming. No way. 

I mean, it's not like there's been a similarly immature Cowboys player in the recent past that got a big pay day then got lazy and became garbage. How could they see this coming?

Dak knows they can't score 21 points in the second half and it is over.  this is awesome.  jeff heath again.

Maybe this will be like Packers 2011 and Garrett will go the way of wade.

 

We saw last year it’s not too late yet to make a big move to salvage the season.

 

Just now, RPM said:

Jets look like they're playing The School for the Deaf.

You never played School for the Deaf, obviously. 

Just now, Horn80 said:

This is fucking BS.

its unbelievably glorious BS

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

No they aren’t lol. Are you watching this game 0-4 jets are shitting on us. Philly will wax us 

Yes they are. The same shit was said last year when we were supposed to get beat down and we went in there and won. Don't count on Wentz being Wentz and sucking shit.

They e all given up. This is why the nfl is a shit product. These overpaid pussies give no fucks. They get paid win or lose so they won’t risk injury to actually try. 

So who do we know that can give Dak Mono?

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I believe this team has finally quit on Garrett. Took a fucking decade but they finally see it. 

Okay I'm done today.  If they're not gonna bother showing up neither am I.

Shen you’re down by 3 scores let’s throw a  few 7 yard routes 

Another guy who should be costing himself money is whoever works free agency.  I'm assuming Stephen but I know McClay, while his primary responsibility is the draft, does player evaluations for free agents.  The team failing to address safety is an enormous failure.

2 minutes ago, Drew said:


Dude stop. Anyone with a brain watching this game knows it’s not Dak. Take your trolling somewhere else.

Like where you went from weeks 1-3 when they were winning. This shit is all coaching, offensive and defensive, and today it’s fucking injuries. Stop this shit.

The trolling is cute most days, but now you’re getting into ignore territory.

fuck you you dak apologist.  darnold is wiping the floor with him with a shit roster around him.  you have stockholm syndrome. 

It all starts up front.  Just like yesterday's abortion of a game, our o-line is getting owned, especially in run blocking.  We're getting no push.

Dak won’t quit.

And he’ll probably get killed by the blitz and by us when he throws a pick trying to make a play.

jason witten is now thinking..I came back for this?

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

Jets look like they're playing The School for the Deaf.

The School for the Deaf would at least handle the noise better. 

fuck you you dak apologist.  darnold is wiping the floor with him with a shit roster around him.  you have stockholm syndrome. 

It’s not being an apologists when it’s the fucking truth. Only idiots and trolls like you are watching this team right now and saying it’s all Daks fault.

Also, it doesn't matter how bad we lose.  Jerruh will never fire Garrett mid-season.

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Another guy who should be costing himself money is whoever works free agency.  I'm assuming Stephen but I know McClay, while his primary responsibility is the draft, does player evaluations for free agents.  The team failing to address safety is an enormous failure.

Not just safety but one tech tackle. That's right up the middle of the defense and this organization believes it's ok to throw scrubs there. That's about the most retarded thing ever. 

92 lined up in the neutral zone, but what do I know.

Maybe they should have a ref who looks right down the line to spot those things. Oh wait...

Dak can't make a throw worth a shit.  these guys just got embarrassed at home and they do this.  too funny.  cashin' checks baby

Fuck you Maher. Make that and miss a 40 yarder.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Time for a missed FG

of course he makes that one.  no pressure.  no one expects you to make it. he's a classic choker

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The o-line is hilariously overrated. 

In all fairness both starting tackles — one a potential HOF’er — are not playing today. Carry on.

Edited by C-Man

Can we get the Jets to put Namath in for the 2nd Half?

I know I’ve mentioned before I miss my dad who passed away 14 years ago October 5th...especially during football season. But he was a die hard UT/Cowboys fan and I would certainly be cutting him a wide berth today. My dad burnt all his UT shit on our driveway one year. 

6 points against a 0-4 team. Awesome

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