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mutt to mutt or butt to butt?  

Story of my life...

Edited by Lobo

Anything can be a dog toy if you're desperate enough.

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Your wife puts that in her butt. Hope you’re in on it bro.

9 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

gAybraham Lincoln?

I’ll show myself out

He's in the foyer of the Los Angeles County Courthouse.

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Definitely, and the Hitachi magic wand is a “massager”.

11 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

gAybraham Lincoln?

I’ll show myself out

Lincoln Lover! 

Just now, Underdog said:

Sniff it for peanut butter. 

Might wanna use a little clorox on that counter while you are at it.

Speaking of ass stuff.  I am pretty sure Richard Gere wrote my daughter's math homework.  1st problem is talking about gerbils, and the 2nd problem is talking about beads.

23 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

He's in the foyer of the Los Angeles County Courthouse.

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"His nipples are ROCK HARD!"

On 10/14/2019 at 4:57 PM, ernest_t_bass said:

Speaking of ass stuff.  I am pretty sure Richard Gere wrote my daughter's math homework.  1st problem is talking about gerbils, and the 2nd problem is talking about beads.

Sounds more like meth homework to me.

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