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Ok Tom, We'll Talk about Kansas Game, Oct 19th 6pm cst LHN

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Bob Cole can crawl up my ass, stick around for the next 12 farts, and then ride the river of burger and beer shit out into the toilet later tonight. I wish tongue cancer (non terminal) on that motherfucker

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    Until he plays our D next week

  • It’s because Texas got its ass whipped on both sides of the ball.  9 sacks allowed on offense, Greg Davis specials all day and starting every drive deep in own territory due to repeated stupidity

  • Take the W, pussies

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

OH yippee.  It just got worse.  My sister-in-law just showed up.  What a great night.

It's amazing how much in-laws suck shit.

Just now, NowThis said:

Mack had a tough long day

That was a "I am getting too old for this shit" kind of day.

Am I the only person in Texas who really doesn't like the Old 97's?

Just now, immamac said:

Changed slogan to reflect accuracy. 

Do we need to crowd fund another plane?

Why is Texas as a program never proactive in anything? Seems like we’re always behind the curve. Riley saw a problem with their defense and made a change immediately. Orgeron saw that their offense wasn’t gonna cut it and went a got Brady to change their entire offensive philosophy. We never do shit like this and it’s fustrating as fuck. We just sit back and wait for shit to go sour before we make any changes.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Pics?

Lulz.  I should get pos rep for not posting them.  Trust me.  

My wife and she just came into the tv room and said, "Should we start the Tennessee game in the fireplace room?"  

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Why is Texas as a program never proactive in anything? Seems like we’re always behind the curve. Riley saw a problem with their defense and made a change immediately. Orgeron saw that their offense wasn’t gonna cut it and went a got Brady to change their entire offensive philosophy. We never do shit like this and it’s fustrating as fuck. We just sit back and wait for shit to go sour before we make any changes.

To be fair, texas was just the longhorn that broke their back.

What the fuck is Brooks wearing

4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Ok you guys are talking about coaching, well what is going on with the offensive line? I thought Coach Hand was a really good coach.

He is, he's been making lemonade with a bunch of 3* players that were in the 600-1000+ rankings. We have one 4* starter on the line. I'll give up on him when we look like shit with blue chippers. 

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Do we need to crowd fund another plane?

Tell me the PayPal

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh, what?  Yeah, we've looked far better on defense.  Personnel matter.  It's not a total exoneration, but there are definitely personnel issues.  Shit, let's see if things get better with Roach for starters.

Roach... The "senior" is only out because of stupid play in last game... My God, that's our hope for good coaching?

Lol BJ foster was confused as hell on that 2nd down pass

 

he was looking at the sideline waving as the ball was hiked

you know we are playing bad when cloakroom starts to show up 

Wide fucking open.

This secondary is looser than Ryan Conner's twat. 

Our defensive scheme somehow leaves wide receivers with no defenders within 10 yards of them in any direction. I don’t get it.

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

He is, he's been making lemonade with a bunch of 3* players that were in the 600-1000+ rankings. We have one 4* starter on the line. I'll give up on him when we look like shit with blue chippers. 

What kinds of stars does Kansas have that's keeping our defense from even touching their QB?

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Why does Texas secondary have no clue where to be??

Just now, HuntinHorn said:

Why the fuck is a Foster playing so far off and so damn soft?

He didnt even know his assignment that play

I dont understand how our DBs are so fucking flat footed once the receiver catches the damn ball - any hip fake by the receiver and our dbs are fucking toast

hahha that FB has a big belly, running down field 30 yards.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

you know we are playing bad when cloakroom starts to show up 

I'm here every week, my man.

Just now, HuntinHorn said:

Why the fuck is a Foster playing so far off and so damn soft?

That's whats driving me nuts.  We plays so far off the receiver and still let them run by us on deep plays.

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lulz.  I should get pos rep for not posting them.  Trust me.  

My wife and she just came into the tv room and said, "Should we start the Tennessee game in the fireplace?”

The answer is yes.

Does someone have a link to watch the game?  The link for the La Tech game does not work. 

Just now, NowThis said:

KU getting cramps

Our defense is making them run a lot.  Strategery

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Why is Texas as a program never proactive in anything? Seems like we’re always behind the curve. Riley saw a problem with their defense and made a change immediately. Orgeron saw that their offense wasn’t gonna cut it and went a got Brady to change their entire offensive philosophy. We never do shit like this and it’s fustrating as fuck. We just sit back and wait for shit to go sour before we make any changes.

Because it's more than the head coach. The two schools you mentioned are colleges that are built around a football team. 

12 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

9 freshman and sophomores starting on defense, that's gonna fuck up anyone 

and Roach was out first half

Yup. I thought the simplified D was to help them not get shitwhipped. Maybe try the complex D and see what happens. 

Just now, Casual Encounter said:

The answer is yes.

Lulz.  Meant to add "room".

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