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Ok Tom, We'll Talk about Kansas Game, Oct 19th 6pm cst LHN

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4 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

My 13 year old daughter just came home from a birthday party and asked the score. She (who rarely shows emotion) proceeded to  go off about what a garbage team Kansas is and how is this possible. He gets it.

Tell him I said congrats on a successful, swift transition. 

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Just now, RamjetFDO said:
7 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:
They were getting pumped up to turn on their cellphone flashlights for a Journey moment...

Just watch. LHN will show it when we come back.

Okay... I was close enough.

Got lotto numbers for next week?

5 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

My 13 year old daughter just came home from a birthday party and asked the score. She (who rarely shows emotion) proceeded to  go off about what a garbage team Kansas is and how is this possible. He gets it.

please tell him/her (not trying to assume zer gender) that kansas is obsessed with football (like OU), and we simply arent 

Edited by John Smith2

Great tradition at Texas? Oh yeah they started it in 1955 the same year they started the hook em horns sign except the song they played was rockin around the clock

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

ok _efense  what you got 

Please don't ask questions like this. We know what they got and it's not good.

3rd and Orlando strikes again. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Worst part about this entire night, I think my coke dealer is selling me crack. 

crack is awesome.  find a pipe and fly to the moon, bro. 

Love how we challenge ourselves by spotting opposing teams 100yds  in penalties.

Three man rush with 2 other players doing nothing. Awesome. 


Announcers are fine. Product on the field is the problem.

No the announcers aren’t fine, they are as bad as it gets
Is Dave South still alive? Would hire him over our shit LHN crew. He doesn’t suck opposing team dick like these guys.


They’re absolutely terrible. Somebody tried to tell me that Brooks was pretty good on the SMU thread when they came from way back and won a few weeks back. He might not be as bad as Lowell, but he ain’t far behind.

We have to have the fewest number of forced punts in the Big 12. Someone look that up.

3 fucking players just standing in the middle

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

ok _efense  what you got 

Weak shit it appears.  Now pay me $1.1 million for 7 point lead at home against a shitty team.  FUPM

Just now, Mileslong said:


No the announcers aren’t fine, they are as bad as it gets

Watching the LHN is like watching state sponsored TV in North Korea with all the propaganda. Jesus...tone it down a bit.

OOOWEEE JEEZ!

t. Professional football commentator

1 minute ago, futureman said:

crack is awesome.  find a pipe and fly to the moon, bro. 

I thought you made a tea out of it?

Just now, Mileslong said:


No the announcers aren’t fine, they are as bad as it gets

They finally figued out his name is "Overshown" not "Overshawn".

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Worst part about this entire night, I think my coke dealer is selling me crack. 

Yo, mister dopeman, you think you're slick
You sold crack to my sister and now she's sick
But if she happens to die because of your drug
I'm putting in your culo a .38 slug

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